It's not just kind, it's kinder

Or....its the German word for children
- While yes, Happy Tree Friends is probably not for kids despite how it might look
  
  I kinda think it was made with the intention kids would be exposed to it by mistake.
  
  German media company managers are still think "Oh it's a cartoon, it must be for children!" No, they haven't hear the shot...
- The German words on the sign in the background support your observation
  
  day vay day
- I don't envy you after letting your kid watch happy tree friends. Good luck with the nightmares.
- I reckon OP realized that but was more amused by the literal gore cartoon in the Kinder section and the title of the post is an entirely separate joke
- No, that would be Bratzen
- What’s German?
  
  It's a big country in Europe with a lot of people in it. But that's not important right now.

My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.
Ffs, she's only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.
- She was definitely not born with that ability...

I mean, Grimm’s Fairy Tales are similar levels of absurd violence lol
- Or google Struwwelpeter if you wanna see what German kids are exposed to. Happy tree friends is tame in comparison.
- It honestly isn't a show that I think an adult is likely to watch.

Someone's about to get trauma
- You mean a core memory?

Oh my.

Somebody's grandma is gonna buy that for their grandson and the cycle will continue
Ţ̷̡͎̞̬͓̖̪̩̏̽̋̒͠͝h̸̫̰̼̋̎͜͝ë̷͓̩̾̋̃͗̇̚ ̵̢̛̺̜̗̙͈͉̲̙̽̉̍̐͜c̴͚̅̕y̴̪͇͉͇̫̤̖̜̙͆̽̏͒̈́̉̾̄́͑c̵͚̥̗͚̝̻̩̩̀̐̄͆̂̍̿͂̏̋ͅl̵̹̲͉̗̭͙͌͆͑̒̿͑̑̔͌e̸̡̡͔͍̜͍̦̘̣̥͋̐͗̂̈̔̑̌̀ ̵̼͉̜̙̞̍͑́̒͑̈̾͝͝Ṁ̶̲̞̘̣͈͛́͂̊̈̋U̷͇̣̫̭̤̾̆͌͂̕͝S̸̢̠͔̠̠̳̆͑̓͆̿̃͜͜Ṯ̷̢͔̙̩͉̌͒̂̚ ̶̨̯͚̠̫̹̰͆̓͒̋ć̷̛̫̘͂̂́̆̃͜ȏ̸̡̘͕͈͖͍̝̈́̏̓̇̇͘͝n̸̛̖̻͚̻̩̗̦̦̿͆̏̓̋̕t̷̯͌̋͗͌̃̍͑i̷̛̟̠̪̲̦̳͌́̀̋͒͠n̵̻̰̫̮͇̄̂͋̽̇̌͝ű̶͕̤̣̪̞͎̜̦̄ę̷̯̤͍͗̀̊ ̸̲̲̮̿̽̕͝t̵̢͔̜̰̩̼͒͗̍h̷̢̛̪̩̖͖̬̝̼̑͋̑̍͌̿͝͝r̴̼̀̉͑̽̐̈́̔͘͜͝ͅö̵̼́͐͝ư̵̫̟͙̞̰̥̗̈́͛́͘̚g̵̫̳̔͠h̸̨̖͙̥̆̈̀̾̏̆͊͝ͅ ̶̢̖̰̥̙̦̪͔̅͐͑̾̉̈́̆̕͜͝ͅţ̶̻͙͔͎͉͐̈̊̓͒̈́̀̕͝ĥ̸̡̧̻̫͔̙͓̝͉͂͊̓͝e̸̢͎̜̙̅̍͐̊̎ ̸͇͕̱̜́ͅg̵̡̡̤̠̪̼̠̹̱̙̓e̵̢̡͙̞̟̯̩̳̼͐n̶̳̭͂͋̀́̌͌͘̕é̵͚̙͖͈̜̌́͌̿͋͑̕͝ͅr̷̛̮̱͉͔̓̌̈̎̾͝͝a̷̰͙̘̜̜̩͍͗t̴̢̞̱̗͔͖̙́̄͗͌̕i̷̳̹̞̥̞̿̾̈́̄͝o̸̠̼̱͓͔̮̲̲̍̔͠ń̵̨̡̘̗̘̩̤̤̝̒̌̿ͅs̵̛̖̫͕̩̬̩̩̍̋̎͆̉̓͌̚͝ ̷̲̖̐̊̈̆̾͊̄̆͠f̵͎̯̹̜͉̝̽͌͛ó̴̡̱̱͈̳͎̥̂̄̐̒͛̈́r̷̢͙̝̺͗̉͐̕̚ͅ ̷̡̒̆̈́a̵̡̞̲͛͗̌l̵̫͕̔̇̂͐͝͠l̷̤̖̝̣̺͎͠ ̷̗͇̜̗̩̾̽͊̈́̅̈́̈́͘͝͠ë̷̡͓̫͍̩̗̗̙͇͔̍̈́̀͑͠ẗ̵͈̫̫͖̰̣́̑̔͊̑̓e̷̜͋̐̍͆̀̚r̴̘̅̒̒̆̐̀̒̿͘n̴̨̪̘͍͙͓̟̜͔̐̊͊i̸̧̩̕t̶̡̢̘̪̫͖̩̝̺͈̿̂̉y̴̧̙͙̩̲͈͐
- okay harbinger cool down

Oh I miss those cartoons a lot, we watched it with friends and we couldn’t stop laughing all the time.
- You fellas laughed about the poor animals dying?!! :d
  
  All day long. The mix of cute animals and the nonchalant gore plus funny noises was peak comedy. Probably among the best stuff on YouTube ever.
- ah, another man of culture, i see.

You got any kinder eggs? These eggs just told me to f*** off.

Ah yes, the thinking man’s “R-worded Animal Babies”
- A is for ASS!

Now this is a true schizer post.
- Scheißpfosten*

Ummm wtf get played on that? I’m scared what it could be.
- Cartoon Animals getting ripped apart by various means. Accidentally walking into a wood chipper, jumping into a barrel of razorwire, etc. pretty graphic.
  
  Not to mention hilarious.