Hulk Hogan dead at 71

Such a shame we lost ozzy.
- RIP Julian LeFay, 59 is too young.
  
  And RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner too. Been a rough week that we've lost three loved entertainers.
- At least he was old. Malcolm should have had a couple more decades.
  
  He has a young kid too
- True, I have the feeling that he will leave a hole that's hard to fill.
  
  Unlike Bulk Mulligan of whatever his name was.
- Apparently he was a Zionist so make of that what you will
  
  Well, I don’t know if he had the mental capacity to keep up with the goings-on in the world. He is very much known to be off his rocker from all the drugs.
  “Ozzy is so confused by it all and just keeps asking me to explain why there is so much hatred of Jews,” Sharon said in an interview with Jewish News in 2023. “What do I say?”
  
  Dude fuck off. Ozzy loved everyone

Good.
He was a notoriously evil racist, was alleged to have commit almost ric flair levels of sexual assault over the years, and has an argument for singlehandedly killing the unionization of pro wrestling and leading to the modern "independent contractor" mess.
Might have go go chug some gatorade and visit his grave.
- Might have go go chug some gatorade and visit his grave.
  The high levels of sodium will make you retain the water. I suggest drinking lots of water, then chugging some coconut water and/or coffee. Let your feelings flow.
  
  Coffee shits.
- He did get Gawker Media shut down, which should be a plus. But he used Peter Thiel's money to do it, which muddies the waters a bit....
  
  “Hard cases make bad laws”
  Whatever one thinks of Gawker, its demise is a footnote next to the precedent it set in muzzling investigative journalism that discomfits the powerful.
  
  To quote the almighty dril:
  issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'

Rip Ozzy Osbourne.
- He's the guy I will miss.
- RIP Jeffrey Epstein

The craziest thing about HH is that Donald John Trump is in the Epstein files.
- Donald Trump the child rapist?
  
  Yep, that's the orange piece of shit
  
  Pedonald for short
  
  And 34 time convicted felon

You know you're in the right communities when Hulk Hogan dies and everyone says "fuck that guy".
- Don’t forget. Fuck his son too. Piss doesn’t fall far from the urinal.
  
  Have you never actually been in a public bathroom?
- on reddit too, they are going to town on him. only the right wing grifters are defending him.
  
  Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.

Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.
- Yep rest in piss Hulk
- I never understood wrestling. Even as a child I couldn't wrap my head around it. I didn't get what was so fucking amazing to my friends about watching people put on a stageplay and pretend to hit each other in a ring while wearing tights. It seemed cheesy, boring and unexciting.
  My friends ate it up, they were screaming at the TV. I tried to tell them it was fake and they got mad. I was boggled how people couldn't tell it was fake. There was a Hulk Hogan cartoon in the 80's, I loved cartoons but I was still boggled what was going on with wrestlers being so popular. The cartoon was boring and substandard, even to a child.
  Fast-forward a buncha decades and here we are, a whole world of people shouting at the TV and getting exciting over theatrical bullshit presented in overtly fake ways for people to mindlessly cheer or jeer at their favorite heroes and villains... except now it's the goddamn federal government.
  
  It was a male-targeted soap opera.
  
  I used to say all the same until, likely related, the relatively recent growth of John Cena's film career. We know wrestling is fake. We know Twoicide Squad is fake. That doesn't stop me from talking about the cool things Peacemaker does, so why should I police other people talking about wrestling events? Plus, after seeing live wrestling, it's genuinely entertaining to watch as a sports/dance event. Note: I have zero interest in mma/boxing/etc and really don't watch sports anyway.
  People watch plays. People watch concerts. People watch sports. People watch wrestling. It's just entertainment
  
  Born late 90s, and always knew WWE wasn't "real". Did people really belive it was real or was that just some silly joke people used to make fun of the fans?
  Like, have they never watched a stage play? It's basically just a televised version of that plus violence.

Ozzy Osbourne dies
Everyone: Oh, that sucks!
Hulk Hogan dies
Everyone: Oh well. Moving on.
- It's almost like if you want to be remembered fondly, you have to not be a piece of shit while you're alive.
  
  Or as Andrew Carnegie showed, be somewhat less of a piece of shit just before you die.
  
  I don't really know all too much about ozzy to be honest. His movie was a big part of my life and i saw him live 3 times. From his private life i only known from what i saw in the handful of episodes of his reality show i saw back in the day and some snippets and fun facts.
  But it's so funny to me that ozzy osbourne, the king of darkness, the person that uptight americans feared like the anti christ himself turned put to be the nice wholesome guy that people are really bummed out that he died.
  Meanwhile, mr. Say your prayers eat your vegetables, truth justice and the american way of life. Loved by every flag wearing brainwashed idiot, turned out to be a massive piece of shit, racist asshole and people just don't care and piss on his grave.
  
  NO U
  The thoughtful response of right wingers
  
  I've never been a fan of Ozzy or Black Sabbath, but I can acknowledge that for fans of metal, he was an absolute God. Most long-term musical acts have ups and downs in popularity, but Ozzy became a superstar with their first album, and his INTERNATIONAL popularity never waned one bit to this day. Very impressive service to his fan base.
  
  I think it really matters who you want remembering you fondly…
- My literal thought reading the headline - "Good fucking riddence"!
  
  Stupid, but you and the comment below you both spelled it wrong.
  Maybe it's a dance, a dance of ridding shitty people. Good riddance!
- They die in threes:
  Ozzy Osbourne
  Hulk Hogan
  Chuck Mangione

The only Hulk I'll mourn is who I thought he was when I was a kid. I already lost that Hulk years ago though.
- I hear ya buddy. I idolised the ground he walked on when I knew nothing about the world except pizza, wrestling and school.
  It’s a real world heel turn young me never would have thought possible.

"Funny how the actors who play villains are often the nicest people in real life—it's the ones who play the heroes you have to watch out for."

The world lost a legendary entertainer, someone who played an integral part of my childhood and helped develop my taste in the arts.
God bless you, Ozzy Osbourne.

Nothing of value lost. Still sucks about Ozzy though :(

Rest in piss Terry Bollea you racist fuck
- Racist & *bootlicking Union buster. And ~~dude~~punk that spent millions to get his kid off for straight up murder.

So What did everyone have for lunch today?
- I threw the trash over the ring and started eating garbage. Then I took the trashcan and bashed the guy in front of me
- It's hours til lunchtime here, but I'm meeting an old friend for brunch. I've been having to watch my cholesterol recently, but I've decided that eating out doesn't count - I am very much looking forward to it, sausages, bacon, and eggs will be involved.
- as one isaip on reddit today meme "terrible just terrible" with a non carring attitude.

Finally, good news.

Rest in piss

Oh no! Anyway...

One less racist

Can't believe Malcom Jamal Warner is dead. Rest in Peace.
- Oh shit, I missed this one. This is so sad. Seems he died trying to keep his daughter afloat after a rip current dragged them out to sea.

Was he MAGA or a good guy?
- He was maga.
  
  Oh, OK. Nothing of value was lost except for sullied childhood memories.
  
  And anti-union.
- Not just a magat, he was truly a piece of shit in his life, he also snitched to prevent a union from forming for professional wrestlers. Cared about no one but himself his entire life.
  
  ventura tried to help, but half-assed it and ditched the wrestlers once they wernt going to unionize, because he had sag-aftra as a backup if dint fall through, the wrestlers dint have backup plan, so they were scared of vince
- He was at the RNC last year and ripped off his shirt to reveal a MAGA or Trump shirt (I think it was one of those but it was definitely pro Trump even if it wasn't directly MAGA or Trump text). So he was definitely an asshole. Even for more reasons than just being MAGA.
- MAGA to the gills.
- Hardcore MAGA
- For the record, not everyone who isn't MAGA is a "good guy".
- What does MAGA have to do with it? He was an asshole. That's what he was mainly known for. The world is better without him.
  
  There’s your standard issue asshole, then there’s MAGAts. They’re thermonuclear assholes.
  
  he was on stage at the RNC?
  
  Someone being a MAGAt is a very clear way to tell someone is an absolute shithead. Good people don't subscribe to blind hatred and hurting others they don't like.
- It's a valid question, but you could be a bit more subtle
  
  Nah. Fuck the MAGAts. They should all fuck off and die.
  
  Subtlety is for fucking cowards.

Wow finally some good news!!

The only thing I'm thankful for is that his last public appearance is getting Booed to high hell at WWE.

Rest in Piss, fascist dick bag.

New gender-neutral toilet just announced
- It took me a moment, but I got it. 🪦

Did they make sure his arm dropped 3 times? If they stopped checking at 2 he might still be alive.

Rest in piss, Nazi

Dang everyone hating on him and for good reason, but still a little sad from just how much he was a part of my childhood
- Yeah, Hulk Hogan is a great “never meet your heroes” test case. The dude was a huge part of many kids’ formative years, but was actually a massive piece of shit if anyone ever bothered to dig. But before the internet was widespread, digging wasn’t even really possible; all you had to go off of was the public persona that they presented, and whatever you were able to dig up via library research.
  
  Yeah, unless you were subscribing to the Wrestling Observer or something, you wouldn't know what kind of a POS Hogan was IRL back in the day. When I first got online and discovered the nascent internet wrestling community back in the day, it was like the scales falling from my eyes.
- You can be sad about the character. Remember Hulk died along time ago when you stopped watching and forgot all about wrestling.
  Now you're seeing what you once knew and sad that it's officially gone. It's OK to be sad about that memory and character perishing.
  It's also OK to say good riddance to a piece of shit human that was this fuck.
- he was shit-head since the gawker incident, and then wwe erased him from the annuls of wwe history him for like a few years, because of his racist incident. they shouldve kept him erased. thats probably the best gift wwe has down, lol. considering he also helped VINCE union bust too.
- He died when i found out he's a big piece of shit.

Fuck hogan.

May random people piss on his grave. Bigoted fuck.
- I'm happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .
- I wouldn't bother to find his grave, even if I was already standing in the cemetery.

That’s what happens if you use your money on MAGA instead of a defibrillator.

Cardiac Arrest
Turns out all those times he was ripping his shirt off, it was just because of chest pains.
- May have been that his heart was two sizes too small
  
  All the gear definitely enlarged his heart to an unhealthy degree
  
  Most people with heart problems have too big of a heart. Cardiac hypertrophy and dilated cardiomyopathy (too much overgrown muscle and stretched out floppy muscle, respectively) are common end points of poorly managed hypertension (high blood pressure).
- too much roids too.

The iron sheik is getting ready to travel to hell to put that son of a removed hulk hogan in one more camel clutch.
- Make him humble.

And with his death, the world became a slightly better place.
Fuck you, traitor. You won't be missed.

Shoulda gone easy on the roids, brotherrrr!

Nothing of value lost here

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

Ozzys death is more sad

Nothing of value was lost.

- What is this from?
  
  Drag Me To Hell, 2009

Rest in piss

No sympathy for another dead scab.

Good riddance, POS.

dont forget him and THIEL go way back too, at least if you know about the gawker controversy/

With Ozzy, Malcom Jamal Warner, Julian Lefay, and now Hogan, somebody's teenage years got seriously destroyed this month

Rest in piss.

🥳

12 year old me is having a rough week. Adult me is only upset about Ozzy.
- Absolutely the same here.. I realise this dude was a waste of oxygen and that the world is better off now.. but the 12-year old me definitely has a special connection with him

Hulkmania is dead brother, you're dead brother, now you'll finally shutup and we can forget about you brother. Hurray!

I wanna say Macho Man Randy Savage would have something poignant to say, but I don't know what it'd be.
- Oooooooh yeah!
- Oooooh yeah brudda! I don't even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!
  PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!
- Poignant and capable of raising my free testosterone score by 100 points.
- "Snap into a Slim Jim!"