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'Knowing Steam players are hoarders explains why you give Valve that 30%,' analyst tells devs: 'You get access to a bunch of drunken sailors who spend money irresponsibly'

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'Knowing Steam players are hoarders explains why you give Valve that 30%,' analyst tells devs: 'You get access to a bunch of drunken sailors who spend money irresponsibly'

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  • I wondered which studio would be bold enough to do blatantly insult an entire marketplace of potential customers, but it's just some guy.

    Chris Zukowski.

    I am a game marketing consultant and strategist. I have helped Games-as-a-Service companies, indie publishers, and small to single-person teams understand their audience and communicate with them in a more personal way.

    Funny way to communicate with your clients audience mate, calling us all "a bunch of drunken sailors"...

    I specialize in optimizing your marketing for the Steam algorithm

    Ah, so you're part of the reason nothing has a soul any more. Got it.

  • Will I get around to playing my whole library? God no, but do i want to give this indie Dev my money? God yes!

  • You best be glad these sailors are drunk and laying about on their hoard. Before Steam, those sailors were pirates. Do not tempt them to set sail again.

  • So, you're saying that Steam games are the stuffed animals that're culturally acceptable for adults to display openly.

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