Yeah, I don't know which is more effective at catching me off-guard with shit I've not thought about in decades: Shrinking or The Bear. 😅

They're just weeping because he's recently discovered titties are a thing he can potentially enjoy, and Pokemon're no longer very interesting to him, as a result. 🥹

We're leaders! /s

very much not

Ew. 😅

To be clear, the "Floridaman" thing certainly benefits from the "sunshine state" bullshit, but yeah, the rest of your points are sound. 🤌🏽

Pretty sure it's much more prevalent than would be tied specifically to gun use as a catalyst, though...

Do I get blocked if I simply suggest formatting upgrades, out of consideration for anyone who's reading your posts?

So, how did this POS do the same, allegedly?

Not to mention that reports on the effects that alcohol has on any individual's mortality tends to ignore the overwhelming effects of pretty much everything else about life on this planet right now and the simple fact that any number of them is more likely to end you before your go-to coping routine outpaces your body's ability to depoison it.

FFS. The serf shame is deep as pig shit. ✊🏼

You stop at "mud slinging"? Mofuggas brought guns to a fistfight on congressional/senatorial floors. "Mud" ain't the half of it, and anyone who's not familiar with this history is gonna be doubly surprised when these psychos today cosplay as their favorite fictional version of said founders. 😶‍🌫️

Oregon awaits...

Which part, exactly?

It's scuba tours all the way down

Pieceful, as in "of pieces", may be a bit closer to the mark here.

I'm sorry. Are you judging a stranger's footwear choices via commenting on a smut post?

Dude. Go outside before it's terminal, FFS.

That's a ballsy AF CEO, NGL.

Fastest "unfortunate accident" a piece of public art'd ever experience, just watch.

All good things.

What, not being in highschool? That tends to put them off their feed, I hear. 🤢🙃