Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight
Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight
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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight
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Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.
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Well they don’t have any charisma but perception differs, Right?
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Hello boys.
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Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni
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I came here to post this
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His name was Hannibal Lector.
Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.
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The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.
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I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.
She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.
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I'm betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they're kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.
She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.
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Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.
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Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.
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Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.
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Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.
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Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.
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Pizza the Hut?
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Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.
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So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.
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"They're eating the cats, they're eating themselves!"
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Have you seen a man eating his own head?
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Then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.
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For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.
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