Playing dead or chilling?

If you're being literal, then labias can be boys too. Major or minor.

If you're a coward, then it's ok cause I wear two pairs of boxer briefs just in case my pants rip.

Gotta tell ya, having balls and rocking a kilt is a nice experience.

That occasional change in airflow bringing cool (or warm, depending on the season) air to your nethers is a rare treat in public.