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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That removed didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

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edit: @TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world took the time to edit it to remove the censor, so I changed the image in the post to that. Thanks!

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Lol that's a good one, I might steal it.
Also:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZmqhQ8myGY
  
  Blink182 - Family Reunion
  The hilarious censored version from MTV
- "Frozen bloody tampon popsicle!"

Lol this is fnny. Fuckin hrmonicas.
Edit: my asterisks italicized the thing, whoops lol

To your comment: not only that, it's a censor of an already censored curse word, "fkn" of course meaning fucking. This is one of the more egregious censors I've ever seen.
- Maybe it actually said fun instead of fkn
  
  Kein Spaß in Deutschland!!
- It's censored because a very specific country from which a lot of social media comes from has been created by puritans. Which even centuries later, has people repressing such basic things as sex, cursewords, nudity. Including text / graphical filters that will bury your content and show it to noone, if you don't do it.
  
  Bro this started in TikTok which is decidedly Chinese and not Puritan. Though it can be puritanical in the broadest sense.

tied a fun harmonica :3
- Hey! You can't say that word
  
  Is it okay if I don't fucking say it but I fucking type it? Shit!

What is the optimum angle to secure such a device for the maximum result? Asking for science.
Also, I wouldn't ever glue/tie/epoxy one of these. I'd do four in various places.
- You don't want optimum because then it sounds like a harmonica.
  Edit: sorry, fucking harmonica.
- Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.
  
  Hear me out; horizontal pinwheel configuration.
- According to the aerodynamics, the front of the vehicle undercarriage would have the highest velocity, decreasing until about the bed where it jumps up slightly and goes back down.
- Use kazoos.
  
  Aztec deathwhistle

What's a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?
- It's a f█n harmonica. The rectangle is part of the brand name. Check out https://www.fnharmonica.com/en
  
  It's very handy that some clients embed the harmonica photos and I don't need to open URLs
  
  Good try :-)
- Fun?
  
  That checks out. Whoever censors shit like this just hates fun

CUNT! FUCK!
I hate self censorship

Anybody have a pic of the underside of a Cybertruck? Need to scope out a place with airflow but limited visibility.
There is at least one asshole in my general area who needs a come-uppance.
- 👍
  
  Unfortunately seems pretty flat, if I recall correctly the bottom of the truck is the battery module
  
  Even the undercarriage looks like it hasn't fully loaded into the environment.
  
  I was going to ask if you keep these photos on you for a time like this, but thinking about it this is too common.
  
  David Attenborough or Samuel L. Jackson whichever you choose:
  Here, in its natural habitat...the back side of a surban sprawl...The Tesla Cybertruck finds itself in a most vulnerable position. Its angular frame, designed for dominance on the open road, now proves to be its 'greatest' disadvantage. On its back, the beast is utterly helpless, its tires spinning futilely against the air, seeking traction where none exists.
  If left unaided, it must rely on the intervention of a benevolent passerby...or, in rare instances, a particularly determined group of MAGA... to restore it to its upright posture.
  Nature, as ever, is indifferent to the plight of even the most advanced machines..
- But it would look just right as a little hittler mustache
- Hey, say what you want about cyber truck owners, but at least they're not rolling coal!

I've had to bring this up elsewhere, but could we please stop making and reposting unnecessarily censored memes? The obscured word here is 'FKN', not even 'fucking'. This isn't Tiktok, these alterations are kind of gratuitous...
- I edited the post, thanks for taking the time to Photoshop this!
  
  My pleasure, thanks for the quick edit.
- I always find it funny how cursing used to be "contrary to polite speech", and in doing so you were asserting your freedom of speech.
  But now, on the internet, self-censorship is considered "uncouth", freedom of expression be damned. So now you will be attacked if you say "I'll F*%Kin talk however the f$$k I wan't Sh*thead!"
  
  that's kinda disingenous, the thing about censorship is that it's inherently submitting to a higher authority, which for obvious reasons people have started realizing fucking sucks actually.
  censoring yourself is giving power to the platforms and people who want to run our lives and make people suffer for their own profit.
- I’m so depressed I want to self harmonica now. Maybe even Kermit sewer slide.

Why they censor the word fun
- Because we cant have it anymore.
  OBEY. WORK. DIE.

Voluntary censorship is just so weird to me... Like, people died so you could speak freely, and yet you censor fkn... Wow.
- nah it's just a f-u-n harmonica and some of us don't like that.
  but fkn is already a way to censor fucking, which is what's fnny about it.

bro someone censored my censorship
- I wonder if it's just a unicode character that was replacing a weird accent mark instead of a '
  
  It doesn't look like a unicode block to me, it goes to deep for that. But I also think that it censored a "k".

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That removed didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.
fuck
Looks like censoring fuck caused too much trouble on my instance. What was the word that got censored?
- It's removed. In case that gets censored for you too, it's witch with a b.
  
  Wait, so ml censor's removed, but not cunt. Wow.
  
  Oh my! I almost got exposed to a swear word...

I don't have any harmonicas, would this work with a trombone?
- it might if you had wisteria to act like lips and a Clooney to suspend it from
  https://youtu.be/qmHpB3YAhsU

God damn WhistlinDiesel and his truck antics

I'll have to try this with a coworker's. He was also auto tech, so it'll have to be hidden well...

I should print an adapter to route some of the intake charge through a harmonica...

But that's only blocking like 1 letter.... What swear word could it be?

Jokes on them, my daily driver is a Junkers JU-87 Stuka.

FUCK

Practical Japery

Once upon a time in the repair shop.

Keep your beloved friend busy.

Bubb Rubb approves.

A fan harmonica?
- Fin. In this model each note is played by a specifically designed fin that resonates on their corresponding frequency.

Can’t comprehend how people think that someone choosing to sensor a curse word is the most egregious thing since the first Nakba.
Who gives a fuck. Some people like to swear and others don’t, the horror.
I would say that with the copy pasta, swearing kind of loses its potency when overused to that extent.
- You might be overlooking the undertone of sarcasm in the complaints. No one is actually truly mad or anything, more humorously cynical of it.
  I think most of it stems from how half-assed the censorship usually is along with the relative pointlessness considering how common explicit words are on the internet
  
  Uh, I disagree — I think getting on your knees and opening your mouth to swallow whatever rules your corporate overlords have decided you should follow is pretty fucking offensive. Personally.
  
  To be honest I can’t quite gauge sarcasm as much in written text so you’re probably correct.

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CUNT! FUCK!

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