Bed Bag

Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?
- I'm already contemplating how to do something similar.
  
  It doesn’t need to be elevated. A Camelbak on the nightstand would do the trick.
  
  I tried it awhile ago, but it's too easy to accidentally spill water on the bed when you're trying to drink from it. Also the hydration reservoirs are tricky to keep clean.
- I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.
  
  Where my room temperature homies at?
  
  Unpleasant room temp?
  We get it, you only drink carefully curated, ultra-filtered, temperature controlled Smart water, you priss
  
  This bag would be an ~~unpleasant~~ room temperature very quickly.
  Good
- I've done this. Because I almost exclusively drank out of a camelpak for a while, so I had it on my night stand often. It was super easy and convenient to take a sip of water while laying down. I've wanted something like that again, but yeah, having that next to your bed isn't great lol
- I fuck with the CamelBak too. My problem is I get the brilliant idea of throwing other liquids in there to try and sneak it into places. Then I forget to flush it and it's ruined. 😞
- As long as it’s only the idea, not the girlfriend or the bag itself. I mean, yuckkkkk.
  
  It's okay, this is lemmy. Nobody has a gf here.
- I want it too

Imagine being enough of a weirdo to make a hydration bag on the wall, and also charismatic enough to get a girlfriend. I think this person deserves the highest honors.
- Often, I would think the girlfriend would come first, then the hydrobag.
  I have a fiancé myself, and a son, and I'd by lying if I said I didn't want a hydro bag after seeing this post.
  
  All I can sense from the photo is the gross taste of whatever leeched from the flexible plastic into the water.
  
  If you've already procreated, you have less to lose.
  
  Wouldn't a simple glass be easier to clean? Put a bendy straw in too if you don't want to sit up.
- All I can think of is mold, mold, mold.

OH! It's for water, that's a relief.
- I legit thought it was some weird urinal thing.
  
  I thought it was for poo at first glance lol
  
  Why not both!?
  
  First thought was a medical thing.

Write "LUBE" on it for a better vibe of the room.

Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.

I mean nothing screams "bachelor pad" more than a mattress on the floor in the corner. Pretty sure this fits the vibe exactly.
- I'm pretty sure that the mattress isn't on the floor. Otherwise the Light Switch would be pretty low
  
  He put it there so he can more easily find his water bag
  
  I thought so at first as well but that looks like a European electrical outlet.

Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.
GF is right too. This is sending "hamster cage" vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
- May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
  Not the earthy tones she was hoping for

Drinking that much water at night will end you up with a lot of uncomfortable visits to the toilet
Add a piss bag and now we are talking
- Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag
  Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she'll love it
  
  Na, skip all that and wear a stillsuit to bed.
- Add a catheter to the system for a full over-night flush
  
  Add a Cather and a filter for a closed loop

Hide it behind an inflatable doll?
edit: I love that I got one downvote on this comment. Found the guy with the inflatable doll next to his bed. Sorry bro, no offense intended in my original comment.
- Big brain move: disguise the water bottle inside the doll.
- Brilliant! And then the gf will never see it!
  (because she's the doll)

Switch to a water bed, attach the tube to the water bed. Waterbed and some rugs will increase the vibe of your room. Women love water beds.
- Trouble is, when you're having fun with the girlfriend it'll sploosh water into your mouth at a rhythmic rate you won't be able to drink.
  Drowning by snu-snu.

Guaranteed there's a poop stick in the shitter.
- A poop knife would be more efficient
  
  Scissors are the easiest

I agree with the gf, It ruins the vibe by adding the vibe of somebody who can't cope with just using a normal water bottle.
- If convenience is so wrong then why do we even have water bottles? Can't you cope with just using a normal cup? We are witnessing the next generation of water delivery systems, I say let the man have his gravity enhanced hydration. Hydrate or diedrate 🤙
  
  Keeping water by the bed is more convenient than getting up for a drink, and the bottle prevents spills. If a gf objected to that I would be on OP's side, but clinging to the sucky tube bag even though it annoys his loved one is Sheldon Cooper level. I hope they work it out.
  
  A cup is a great idea. Every morning you can be surprised by what kinds of things float around the air at night, the insects that flew in while you brought in the groceries, heck, if you are lucky, you might even catch a spider or two. Happy sipping!
- Yeah but 3L…
  
  Plenty of decent folks have 3L+ reusable water bottles.
- Why use bottled water when you have a reusable 3L pouch?
  
  Why assume I meant nonreusable bottle when it makes much more sense that OP would have a reusable one - if not several, given their interest in hydration? I did in fact mean a reusable water bottle. But I'm probably being overly harsh, because what better way to tell your partner, "I'm someone you can rely on if the going gets tough," than hanging up a plastic water bag with a bite tube?

This is actually pretty neat if you are a particularly thirsty person.
- A second tube for waste and all you need worry about is bedsores.
  
  At that point get a hospital bed

It's a ruse to pretend he has a gf
Shelf and HOOKS underneath over head end of bed are least compatible with sex ever... bonked head, pulled hair, gashes...
Pillow for single person
bottom sheet only
sheet not clean
no lamp
- Bed is pushed in the corner
  
  Never once understood this one lol
- I don't think I've ever in my life put a top sheet on my bed...
  
  2 virgins in one thread. Things are heating up
  
  Honestly. I'm a blanket sleeper, always have been. Top sheets stay in the linen closet for guests
- Perhaps too afraid to ask for styling advice for himself and "asking for a friend" would invite too many follow up questions so he has to make up a girlfriend to impress.
- Take my upvote

Make a nice little curtain. Maybe make a few in different colors so you can match whatever sheets you throw on
- Simple, elegant, and can be adjusted to match the decor, I like it.
  An alternative might be to put the bag under the bed with a brick or similar resting on it to provide presure.
  
  Its not that hard to suck it up that distance like a straw. I use a hydration sack while camping and sometimes I'll roll onto my bite valve and soak my tent. Under the bed but without the brick would mean minial spillage if the bite valve gets pinched.

Hang it from an IV stand.

I have an idea: Take the contents of the bag, and place it in a nice tall glass. You could even toss a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool for a while. That would look real classy.
- Call me crazy but I use this thing called a bottle. Then even if I knock it over when im asleep it just wakes me up and doesnt cause me to have to start cleaning up water and glass at random times
  
  Also keeps the bugs out. Nothing like waking up to find a beetle floating in your glass.
- This is clearly inferior to the bag. And the ice is pointless as it will melt before the glass will be drunk. Also, since ice is less dense than water, you’re actually leaving even less room for liquid water in the glass that is already smaller than the bag.
  
  Obviously the solution is to use heavy water. Now you no longer have the ice cube problem.
  Of course you have other problems but no solution is perfect.
  
  Well, it'll be a little cool most of the night, certainly more so than room temperature bag water.

Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.
- It’s gotta be above the head or gravity won’t work
  
  It's crazy how it knows.
  
  Of course! We just put it on the little shelf overhead.
  
  Fake hanging plant. Or fuck it, real hanging plant, false bottom in the pot
  
  No it doesn't. It just needs to be upright so that the hose is coming from the bottom. The user just needs to bite down on the other end of the hose and suck to get water. That's how mine works.
  
  Well I’ll be darned

If only Jesus drowned, then it would have been perfectly fine by all american standards.
- Idea:
  Jesus walks on water If jesus dives into water His neck would crack and he would die
  Jesus died from cracking neck on water for our sins
  
  Here, hang this broken twig glued to a fishbowl above your bed as remembrance.

Why no water bottle?
- And sit up or raise my head like a PEASANT? Nay, kind Gentlethem, nay.

Nobody here knows what a camelbag is.
- It's Camelbak.
  
  Camelbak is the company. They made camelbags.

those normally come in a backpack of sorts. he could just put it back in the bag it likely came in. then it just looks like a bookbag with a tube coming out.
https://www.bhphotovideo.com/images/images2500x2500/camelbak_62400_m_u_l_e_nv_12l_mountain_1197213.jpg

Add more non-earthy looking object all around to give a eclectic look to the room

I think it's a good idea. People wear backpacks like that when they go hiking or running, so keeping one by your bed seems okay. But yeah you'd have to clean it out somewhat regularly. Or just have a glass of water somewhere near your bed like a lot of people do.

You have to clean that thing

And old orange juice container does a wonder. This is reeeh donk ulas hahaha. Hydrohome antics.