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cattywampas @lemm.ee

2d ago

Fuck/marry/kill: waffles, pancakes, French toast

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French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.
Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.
Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I'm not saying I would kill waffles! I'm just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.
- Waffles are already dead.

Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.
- Finally some civility

WTF is this post?
WTF is everybody saying?
Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?
- Just as a PSA, there is a shittyasklemmy community.

Fuck French toast because it is decadent but usually entirely to much.
Marry waffles because they are perfect and precious.
Kill pancakes.

fuck waffle, fuck french toast, fuck pancake, fuck oatmeal, fuck bacon, fuck cheerios, breakfast is for the people breakfast orgy breakfast #1

I'm gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.
Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.
- French toast is basically single-serving bread pudding. I've found that people don't need too much convincing to have dessert for breakfast.
- This is the way. Waffles and pancakes are in a different league compared to French toast.
  
  ça c'est juste parce que tu ne sais pas en faire
  
  Y'all are crazy.

Fuck French toast, marry pancakes (the European crêpe-like kind), kill waffles.

Fuck waffles since it is and will always be a side affair and never the main thing.
Marry french toast for the love of nice bread!! And all the things I do to it.
Kill pancakes since they are boring to me.

Fuck pancakes, marry waffles, kill french toast

Marry French Toast. Fuck Waffles. Kill Pancakes.
- Hey now, microwaved frozen pancakes don't count as actual pancakes!

Why is eat not an option.
- Ew.

Fuck French Toast, marry Waffles, kill pancakes

People like what they like. Personally I like French toast the most, but it involves chicken caviar and i can't afford such luxuries

In that order.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck french toast, marry waffles, kill pancakes.

Fuck: Pizza the Hut
Marry: Dominos
Kill: Little Caesars

Femicides' sense of humor... Well done, Lemmy!

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