The pipeline

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin
- Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi
- Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.
  
  It's not gay if you're on top- heir to the Romans Stalin
- Yeah. Tankies always forget you can't have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.
  "Authoritarian communism" is an oxymoron.
  And not an "emphasis" kind of oxymoron like "bittersweet" or "impossible solution", or a "poetic" kind like "living dead".
  An "absolutely impossible" kind of oxymoron. like "married bachelor" or "squared circle".
  
  “Authoritarian communism” is an oxymoron.
  The definition of "Authoritarianism" seems to be bound up in the libertarian view of free markets versus unfree governments.
  There's a book I like called The People's Republic of Walmart. It describes how much of the Command Economy practiced in the 60s and 70s by "authoritarian" socialist states was picked up and integrated into the corporate model in an effort to improve efficiency of supply chains and reduce the cost of industrial manufacturing. Walmart's vertical integration follows a model that any Socialist government would laud. It just hordes the surplus for shareholders, at the expense of its employment base.
  When the Socialists were making cars in Yugoslavia with a highly efficient regional distribution of manufacturing and assembly, it was horrifying infringement on the rights of the business community. When Ford and Nissian picked up on these practices and imported them to the US and Japan, it was The Miracle of Free Market Innovation that delivered huge returns to investors.
  Liberals love to cringe and wring their hands when they hear about Lenin's "Dictatorship of the Proletariat". After all, how can we be free if worker's council get to dictate our housing stock or our employment opportunities or our transit corridors or our retail inventory? But they're utterly blaise about living under an economy whose function is dictated by a handful of corporate boards and banking executives making all the same decisions because... freedom?
- Look man, you don't get called steel by being a bleeding heart liberal.
  
  He didn't get called "man of steel", good old Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili called himself that just to massage his ego. Kind of like certified Most Fuckable Twink Nick Adams proclaiming himself to be an "alpha male".

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.
- If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.
  
  From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.
  But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way...
  
  Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.” – Tywin Lannister to a furious Joffrey Baratheon in front of his small council.
  
  Hilariously, it's not a parody account.
  If you have to tell everyone, you’re not it.
  You mean like this?

If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.
- Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
  This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.
  
  "I am not Count Olaf," Count Olaf insisted.
  
  Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
- I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how 'I'M A MAN!'
  Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let's get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It's very easy, step one step two.

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?
- Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard
  
  INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS
- This isn't the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don't take 7yos to Hooters anymore?

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?
- Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.
  
  Unlike the beta Chinese, who didn't have gendered pronouns in their language but made them up to appease Western betas smh my head.
  
  Unlike Romanian, which has gendered pronouns, adjectives, numbers and nouns
  
  Which is the prime example for gendered language not doing shit for inclusivity.
  
  I would say it makes being trans there easier, but...

Is it gay to eat tenders?
- Yes. It's quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.
- Tenders - yes Tendies - no
- Is it tender to eat gays?
  
  I don't know, ask Jeffery Dahmer.

Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.
- It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.
  Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?
  Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.
  
  Unfortunately the account isn't satire and he actually believes the things he's posting.
- Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.
  Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.
- I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?
  
  I prefer bone-in because I prefer dark meat. I also like the crispy skin more than breading. When I do get a craving for white meat chicken nuggets, I'll make them myself and won't toss them in sauce. It makes the breading soggy.
- Alphas like putting bones in their mouths?
- This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It's me, I'm the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)
- Nick Adams has an unhealthy obsession with Hooters.
  
  Reminder that Nick is Australian.
  
  I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.
- Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.
- I'm only bone in, cuz I like dark meat.

Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()...
- It's the other way around.
  X is a "if you build it, they will come" situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.
- I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry.
  I got a good laugh out of this

Man covid must've fried his brain really good and crispy.
- Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question

So we all become sexy with communism ?

Wow, Communism has never looked so good.
- Excuse you

I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?
- Meme accelerationism
  
  Needs some photocopier burns to complete the process!

Communists are sexy now?

WTF are boneless wings?
- Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not "manly". You have to chew the bones, like an "alpha wolf" or something.
  
  Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.
  This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.
  
  I mean I admit, gnawing at the bones is part of the fun for me
- It's small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.
- GOTTEM!
  But seriously, it's like chicken wings, without the bones. I'd not seen them until I went to the USA years and years ago. Now I see them over here in the UK too. Couldn't say when they arrived here for sure though.
- One step above nuggets if you're lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.
  
  COUGH-Applebee's-COUGH
- Would you eat them if they were called "Buffalo Nuggets"? Sounds like poop to me. "Buffalo Tenders" isn't much better, because it sounds like the nether regions of the buffalo. Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders are breaded and fried, because they are white meat and don't have the skin of a wing. Then they are coated in buffalo wing sauce. The benefit is you can eat them whole and there's no plate of gnawed bones leftover. You could even use a fork and keep your fingers clean.
  Nick Adams seems to think that capitalists should eat with their hands and chew meat directly from the bones of an animal.
- some of them they cut the end of the wing out and they use pliers or something to pull out the bones

I respect preferred pronouns and am strongly in favor of reforming/replacing capitalism, but preferring boneless wings is a step too far.
- It's important to know one's boundaries!

I'm at "boneless wings" but we don't have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?
- You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them "nuggies."
  
  Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.
- Boneless wings are just breaded chicken tenders that have been sauced up. They really have nothing to do with wings.

Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.

Boneless wings are superior. I'll stand by that
- I don't disagree but they're basically chicken nuggets.
  
  Whole meat chicken nuggets!
  That's important.
  
  But they're ✨ sophisticated ✨

Isn't it weird he's married with a child

I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.
- Uhhhh, Google him
  Horrifically not satire

Fellas, is it gay to want to fuck Stalin if he looks like the person at the end?
- No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.
  
  Oh good, I thought for a minute I might be sent to the gulags.

I thought it started with ice shanties and ended with prostitution.

Wait, what... what did the words say?

A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!