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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Photo bomb

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  • Saved

  • Silver linings?

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  • No deterrent when you're butt ugly - system works as intended

  • All fight no flight

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  • That's you with the bat isn't it?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    All fight no flight

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    You are strong

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    Silver linings?

  • Your mom's dildo is out for delivery

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  • Form over function

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  • Found the Ork boy

  • Man posts his incorrect opinion online

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  • I love that you got your childhood home back.

    I always dreamed of getting my childhood home back but it's just not in the cards. It was a beautiful acreage - the house sucked, but the property was what made it great. We had about 15 40 ft spruce trees in our yard, a dogwood hedge that would grow from 5 ft to 8 ft if you turned your back on it for more than 3 days (lol), tons of Aspen for a young Shovel to stomp around in, and a slough in the back for said Shovel to catch woodfrogs.

    We sold to move into town a few years after my parents split.

    Some dickhead moved in, built a big barn thing on one side of the property and cut the bottom branches of a lot of the spruce trees which ruined a lot of the privacy the place had.

    I always wanted to move back, rip the house down and build my own house on it. Instead, I moved my young family to a small town about 15 minutes from where I grew up. I still get the country feel and the connection with the landscape I longed for, even though it's not exactly the same, and we have a new-build house.

    I guess I did ok.

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  • Somebody ban this guy

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  • You get a pass. That's a legit reason

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  • A man of culture

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  • I could get behind sandals. I had back issues for years and sometimes the only thing that helped when I was in the kitchen were slippers with a good rubber sole. Even then it kind of felt like kissing your sister - kinda good, but the good didn't out weigh the moral shame

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  • This is exactly it. I'm mostly in the sock camp, and only wear slippers at my computer in the basement.

    Bare feet is somehow almost as bad as shoes, the only caveat is if you show up in sandals

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    Your mom's dildo is out for delivery

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    Form over function

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    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    Man posts his incorrect opinion online

  • solarpunk memes @slrpnk.net
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    Pull up

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    25 years of marriage

  • Creaming

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  • What does this turn out to be again?

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    Creaming

  • Yet everyone swears they existed

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  • You don't lose socks - the dryer makes extras out for lint in an attempt to please its master

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    Yet everyone swears they existed

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Gay? In this economy?

  • This is the guy who directed the Melania movie

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  • The body language on the right 2/3rds of the picture is diabolical

  • Sweet dreams are over; time for sweet memes instead

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  • You get it. scratches arm It's not an addiction, I can stop whenever I want!

  • Wetlands

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  • I love this reference so much. For context, I'm on my 4th readthrough of the series.

    Yes, you read that right.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Sweet dreams are over; time for sweet memes instead

  • Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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  • I'm just imagining giantess pierced nipples

    My day has markedly improved. I be in my bunk

  • Wetlands

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  • kitties don't do any harm

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    Wetlands

  • lightbulbs

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  • This. My wife loves warm light, but I dislike it. I find my visual acuity better under daylight lights, and find myself cursing if I'm trying to work on something (screws in kids toys or whatever)

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    El Duce

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Cone snails

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Ken negotiates