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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Wedding tomorrow

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  • No kidding. that's a lot of pressure on you, and a lot of changes. You're totally justified in freaking out a bit. You're a smart and capable person - you got this. Just keep your family on speed dial to help with the being away part - I feel like that may be the hardest for you.

  • Most uncomfortable chairs in the world

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  • Real wood anything is fucking expensive now

  • Conservative values

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  • I love how conservatives immediately reach for the 'think of the children's card, but then immediately treat women and children like shit.

    There's nothing wrong with wanting kids to be safe, but implying gay people wave their dangly bits in front of kids is a false accusation at best.

  • My fate is sealed for the next 12 hours.

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  • Swamp ass? Fine. It's when it turns into full on monkey butt, where the salt crystals from your own ass sweat chafe your ass as you walk, that you need to fear

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    Most uncomfortable chairs in the world

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    Latte

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    Abs are made in the kitchen

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    Mmmph!

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    Lol she's gonna die laughing

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    The Joker

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    I want my MTV

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    Mutant healing

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    Conservative values

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    Still more aerodynamic than an F-150

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    High fashion

  • Impressive

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  • Sorry to hear your mom passed away. Thankfully mine is still with me.

    That comeback is darker than a black lab in a cave.

  • Impressive

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  • I love a good mom roast. It's almost a lost art these days, or at least it feels like that.

  • Impressive

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  • The only thing I'm annoyed about is the use of the semi colon

  • Adam

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  • Is he mailboxing in that second one?

  • Toe beans

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  • NSFW shitpost/meme community when?

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  • Me irl

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    Anon discovers Jazz's origins

  • Tee hee

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  • This right here. It's the same in just about every sphere. If there's money to be made, the environment takes a back seat, and the psyop gets to work

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    Toe beans

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    Tee hee

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    Care packages

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    A pineapple under the sea

  • PSA: Please specify a reason when making a report

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  • Aaaand reported

  • Cancer jab can eradicate entire tumours in patients, trial shows

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  • Cant wait for the antivaxxers do backflips over this

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    Self care

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    I'm here waiting, girl. You got my digits

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    Bread and Circuses

  • Marketing

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  • GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

  • WACK

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  • BONK

  • 👴☝️I did that

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  • Tell me about it. Why is cost of gas what we focus on

  • Crab people

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  • They probably invented the Beej

  • 40s

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  • I love this for you. I feel like I ended up at 40 rather fucking fast, if you ask me. That said, I've done the math, and a large chunk of my time since high school has been a B.Sc. working and a M.Sc. throw in getting married and having kids and poof.

    I haven't done a lot of things but some pretty cool ones. I would like to do more but I'm busy with kids and mentoring young professionals and a bit of volunteer work.

    I need people to need me less lol.

  • 40s

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  • All those old jobs are gone as a means of living. Al Bundy sold shoes. Door to door sales used to be viable