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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Mmm...that's lunch

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  • Bro, I kept some frozen burrito company in business because it was better than the drywall sandwiches they offered at camp. The burrito would thaw out in my work vest by lunch and was edible with a bit of hot sauce. Not good. Edible.

  • Mmm...that's lunch

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  • My favourite channel on youtube is 'tinned fish reviews'

    let us decant the tin...

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  • There is no god

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    Mmm...that's lunch

  • failed to load your meme

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  • Fill me in please

  • If you are coming from Reddit: YSK that Lemmy and Piefed have no karma. Don't delete your posts.

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  • I've noticed that too. I have a lurker account but I've been largely out of touch with Reddit since 2014 or so.

  • If you are coming from Reddit: YSK that Lemmy and Piefed have no karma. Don't delete your posts.

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  • Is there a new influx of Reddit users? If so, why?

  • Thar she blows

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  • POV you drunkenly sent messages on TEAMS and how HR has a lockout device on your laptop

  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • Need one to defend yourself from 30-50 Carboniferous mosquitoes

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    Time traveling

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    Sun chips

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    Pride month

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    Cheese is available

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    Become ungovernable

  • Higher prices for gas, groceries and flights will outlast the Iran war, experts say

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  • In other news, water remains wet. Any sort of disruption (see COVID) and everyone jacks up prices due to precieved (or real) scarcity. Then they realize they can make more money at jacked up prices or try to recoup losses, and the prices stick high after the fact

  • me_irl

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  • I write a lot, and I can't stand passive voice (I'll fly to your house, ring the bell and kick you in the nuts), refering to something as 'the Project', and text that is not justified.

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    Wabbits

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    Listen to your body

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    😎😎🍆🍆🌿🌿

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    Cheque please

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    Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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    Domestication

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    I wouldn't mind chilling out on some forest floor, watching the stars go by.

  • Anon goes to the gym

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  • Thanks.

    5x5 is a good program. I do CrossFit for the variety - I know it gets shit on but it gets me to the gym. I am more than likely undiagnosed ADHD, so the novel workouts hit the spot for me. The variety in consulting is why I also thrive in that sphere.

    I've got strong legs, shoulders, and back, but I wish I had the build of your typically gym bro.

  • Anon goes to the gym

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  • Strong lifts is a popular lifting program that a lot of people start with - it's good even if you're an advanced lifter. Do 5 sets of 5 reps of whatever lift and increase it over the program duration

  • A world full of wonders

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  • A world full of wonders

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  • Albertans crawling out of the wood work in this thread

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  • if you want to see the world's largest kielbasa, just come over to my house, bb.

  • A world full of wonders

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  • Albertans have a way with words. There's a joke in there about the provincial government, somewhere, but I'm not clever enough to make it today.

  • A world full of wonders

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  • Mundare, AB. There's also the largest duck, easter egg, and mushrooms near by.

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    A world full of wonders

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    Dave thought they were raging against the dishwasher

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    Nom.

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    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

  • Pressure wash me

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  • I grew up on a cistern, so I can be done showering in about 2 minutes flat - faster if needed.