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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Beer

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  • The "I've just spent 14 days in the bush digging holes and staying in a dry camp" beer hits like a fucking freight train. You're exhausted, been craving beer for weeks, and your muscles ache. It's consumed after a hot shower, a shave, and some scrubbing to try and get the dirt out of the fold of your neck. It's all that is cold (but also warming!) bubbly goodness

  • Beer

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  • those beers are a necessity for grad school. I do a metric fuckton of technical reading and writing. The "Fuck you, braincells, slake your thirst in a sea of alcoholic foam and recall what it's like to be human again" beer hits hard.

    i also call it the "If I tilt my head, my brains will pour out my ears beer"

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    Beer

  • Gas prices

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  • Tell me why

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  • Gas prices

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  • Canada is not much better. $1.70 to $2.05 (or more!) a litre. That works out to $4.75+ /gallon

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    Gas prices

  • A new market for tobacco companies

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  • Good. Good. Let the hate flow though you.

    Only when we are sick of tolerating environmental damage will we roll up our collective sleeves and do something about it. In the meantime, I'll wait for a corporation to make little nicotine patches for the squirrels and monetize it some how; further distracting me from the horrors of this plane of existence

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    My friend Charlie is back....

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    Get stuffed, Millhouse

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    A new market for tobacco companies

  • Ficken Zodiacs

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  • Presumptious. The meme is clearly getting at the Prussian flag.

  • Supply and demand

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  • I dated his mom for a while

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    Ficken Zodiacs

  • f/18/cali

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  • I would just like to point out, regardless of Violet's identity, this kind of post, or more the discussion around it stinks of Reddit content. This is the type of stuff that made Reddit suck.

    Sure she posts thirsty stuff, but that's just a shitpost style. Upvote, downvote, or block and move on. If you suspect it's bait don't eat it.

  • Community

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  • I moved recently. Looking forward to starting it up again in my new neighborhood

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    Community

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    Paramore

  • Supply and demand

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  • Solar panels need an aperture.

    Again, though, using gravity batteries or pumped hydro is a great way to manage excess juice, though these are expensive options.

  • Worth it

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  • We do, but then life gets in the way. This week we are dealing with an outbreak of hand foot and mouth, which our house has been flattened with every spring for the last 3 years.

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    Supply and demand

  • Worth it

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  • Me, Married, 40, and with two young kids:

  • Chapel for a juvenile saint.

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  • No shit.

    If God exists, he's got a lot of fucking explaining to do when it comes to kids with cancer alone.

  • Play stupid game, win stupid prize

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  • Let alone the finances fuck

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    Do you roll the dice and try a second flush?

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    He's right where he wants to be

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    I mean he's got experience?

  • Play stupid game, win stupid prize

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  • This is my take, too. I'm objectively decent looking, but there's no way anyone other than Mrs. Shovel be able to tolerate me.

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    Bird-kake?

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    Play stupid game, win stupid prize

  • Pickup routine

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  • I just about spat out my coffee. Lmao

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    Fork to A8

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    I would like to solve the puzzle

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    Email tone

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    Donations

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    Sunglasses

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    Self talk

  • I found an ancient city in Minecraft

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  • My life for the past week

  • Is it impolite to crosspost someone else's post to another community on Lemmy without saying anything?

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  • This isn't reddit; we don't have a host of frothing-at-the-mouth pendants. You don't have to label stuff for the most part.

    The only real no-no people will jump down your throat about is posting AI stuff (unintentionally or not).