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Track_Shovel

@ Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • the news are so bad at reporting epstein files i wonder why

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  • True, but it's a slippery slope - much of the user base here left Reddit because they hated it.

  • the news are so bad at reporting epstein files i wonder why

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  • We're just posting screenshots from Reddit now?

  • FREEEEM; sad birthday boy noises

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  • I love the implications of getting to shoot uncle Glenn with a laser again on his way to meet his maker

  • The carrot family

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  • Idk but I'm cranking my hog rn hbu

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    Dogs welcome

  • solarpunk memes @slrpnk.net
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    The carrot family

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    FREEEEM; sad birthday boy noises

  • solarpunk memes @slrpnk.net
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    Dun worry fren, I will save you! 🐢

  • NSFW

    Anon gets an exotic pet

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  • NSFW

    Anon gets an exotic pet

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  • NSFW

    Anon gets an exotic pet

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  • NSFW

    Anon gets an exotic pet

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  • NSFW because God help you should your boss stop by to chat and you have this on screen

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    Fuckin plebs.

  • i mean

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  • Fighting games, esp if you were old school

  • Photo bomb

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  • Thank you. I did look for one but couldn't find it

  • Photo bomb

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  • Saved

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    Fall?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Busted

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Photo bomb

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    Hehehehe

  • Silver linings?

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  • No deterrent when you're butt ugly - system works as intended

  • All fight no flight

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  • That's you with the bat isn't it?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    All fight no flight

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    You are strong

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    Silver linings?

  • Your mom's dildo is out for delivery

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  • Form over function

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  • Found the Ork boy

  • Man posts his incorrect opinion online

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  • I love that you got your childhood home back.

    I always dreamed of getting my childhood home back but it's just not in the cards. It was a beautiful acreage - the house sucked, but the property was what made it great. We had about 15 40 ft spruce trees in our yard, a dogwood hedge that would grow from 5 ft to 8 ft if you turned your back on it for more than 3 days (lol), tons of Aspen for a young Shovel to stomp around in, and a slough in the back for said Shovel to catch woodfrogs.

    We sold to move into town a few years after my parents split.

    Some dickhead moved in, built a big barn thing on one side of the property and cut the bottom branches of a lot of the spruce trees which ruined a lot of the privacy the place had.

    I always wanted to move back, rip the house down and build my own house on it. Instead, I moved my young family to a small town about 15 minutes from where I grew up. I still get the country feel and the connection with the landscape I longed for, even though it's not exactly the same, and we have a new-build house.

    I guess I did ok.

  • Man posts his incorrect opinion online

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  • Somebody ban this guy

  • Man posts his incorrect opinion online

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  • You get a pass. That's a legit reason

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  • A man of culture

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    Your mom's dildo is out for delivery

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    Form over function

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    Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

    Man posts his incorrect opinion online

  • solarpunk memes @slrpnk.net
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    Pull up

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    25 years of marriage

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Creaming

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Yet everyone swears they existed