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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Kiss Coordinate

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  • Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird

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    Focus on the present

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  • Fire ants will form rafts after floods. Some being able to stay afloat for weeks!

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  • We'll allow it

  • Formal education

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  • Amazing

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    Classic literature

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    Formal education

  • You... Want to have intercourse with a dead deer?

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  • What the fuck did I just read?

    Look at my user name and post history. I repeat my comment. What the fuck.

    I thought my brain rot had shriveled my brain to the size of a raisin, and yet Christians beat me handily.

    Wow.

  • Been practicing

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  • Have you seen my Lindsay graham ladybug post?

  • Quack

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  • I looked at this for a second and saw a duck with a comb (like the fleshy part on top of a chickens' head)

  • Ladybugs

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  • It's God's fault for giving me internet access

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    Quack

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    Been practicing

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    Oof

  • I'm slowly turning religious

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  • No, you just put your dick between the pages while you're laying down on a trampoline and get your friends to bounce you

  • Ladybugs

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  • This is the reason those monks go blind

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    Instacart

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    Ladybugs

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    I'm slowly turning religious

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    RIP, Graham. Love, Grindr

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    Just couldn't say no

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  • This, right here, is why I hated botany.

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    Throwing a live grenade into group chat

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    Not what they mean when they say they want the report on their desk EOD

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    Shine brighter than the darkness around you

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    Hibernation

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    Grind mindset

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    Saving

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    50,424 AD

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    Boop Boop bee bee boop boop

  • The land before time

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  • Thank you for your service 🫡

    The thin bread line separates not only the hungry from the fed but the men from the boys too. It has a higher casualty rate than being a police officer.

  • The land before time

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  • So when I pay your mom for feet pics, she's working and an unskilled labourer?

  • Biodegradable

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  • Its a classic now.

    Also how am I that fucking old already.

    Young Sarah Jessica Parker made me feel funny when I was just a trowel, not the mighty shovel you see before you.

  • Biodegradable

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  • 5000 live cricket

  • Biodegradable

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  • Cattail fluff would do a fantastic job

  • Best before August 3rd

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  • You get the title

  • Would you rather

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  • That's not a water cruiser it's clearly a scubaru

  • War crimes

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  • Imagine getting paid to finger blast cats for a living.

    (I'm laughing at the two ways this could be read)