WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’
WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’
Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.
Dont threaten me with a good time.
Man, we should be so lucky.
I'll buy the Flavor-Aid.
This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.
Well, good news:
The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this (https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199)
trying to be a mormon,
I'm not even Christian, but I'm starting to believe this guy is the anti-christ
14 kids and no family.
Even his AI generated kids hate him
💯☝️
I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.
The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.
That's kind of messed up
Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D
I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).
I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!
Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…
So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.
Don't forget he also doubled down on being in the top10 of PoE2 (which is ruled by nolife players that play 16 hours a day) yet he had the time to do that, I can't understand why anyone would ever trust a word coming out of his mouth ever. Pathological liar with a massive ego, hopefully the target of the next Luigi
Haha I did forget about that already.
dear saint luigi: please please please end musk. and as many of his acolytes as possible.
But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, “Those who are without a billion among you, let them be the first to lay the basket and fasten the frame for the blade.”
Elon needs to die for the good of the human race
He and Trump. The world would be a much better place.
He has a trans daughter that fuckin hates him, I dont think it's fair to kill the kids who had no choice in the matter, maybe the rest of them will hate him too.
No, killing children is bad
Inb4 you say something stupid about abortion like a lazy troll
Vivian Wilson deserves to live. Just because she has a shitty excuse of a father, doesn't mean that his sins are hers to inherit. It is a choice of the children whether their parent's beliefs live on.
Calm down Joffrey Baratheon
It must be said again.
There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.
Even minding one’s own business while the world is as it is could be considered evil, with those kind of resources at their disposal
Even the likes of gates and warren aren't good. Gates has been criticized by making it took expensive for those countries
This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy
It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.
It's not, but I'll make fun of him every chance I get bc he takes it really personally apparently.
Meanwhile, there's his daughter that absolutely hates his guts
She's an icon imo
A legion of children that hate him👍
He doesn't give a shit, them loving him isn't his goal
Organ harvesting is his goal.
Well now I'm starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!
A Nazi who thinks he's the Antichrist. What a fuckin world
Who "Christians" put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
Who "Christians" put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
That part is straight out of the Bible too
I know right!
Can't say I'm surprised. Honestly, the Zionist Evangelicals who keep trying to start the Apocalypse would probably be happy.
This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging
This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
We so far have:
Just to name a few. We are only 4 months into his term people. I'd say Elon humping everything that moves is just a regular tuesday.
I'm not disagreeing, it is in a lot of ways just a regular Tuesday, but just read this. It is much much crazier than Musk humping everything that moves. https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199
A lot of that stuff is tragic and hard to believe, and I agree with you that all of it happening at once is completely crazy. But to me this article illustrates a more granular and fundamental level of Elon’s psychology that’s deeply messed up. Though of course I can’t say I’m surprised that he behaves this way behind closed doors
he would probably have his army of handlers and lawyers crush you to death with court documents
What. THE.
I put it on archive.md for anybody that couldn't see past the paywall like myself. (Sorry for the hijack but I wanted to see it quickly.) I'm not sure how everyone else is managing to read it for free tho.
"journalism these days is so shit"
As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?
Because being white is the biggest accomplishment of their life
That's not a compliment
If you have to beg and bully people into fucking you, you're not part of anything superior.
"Please like me, everyone."
And he's lying to these women. He keeps the ones he wants and doesn't give a shit about the rest.
Not to be a spoil sport but rating how good it bad ANY genetic material is always feels icky to me. If we want to fully move away from eugenics, we need to stop its narrative even in case of garbage humans like musk, too.
I respect your position but have to disagree.
Trump, Musk ,and probably most of their circle come from families that have a strong inclination towards psychopathy. While there surely are ecological causes for this the probability of genetic causes supporting this are high.
Capitalism and before that feudalism has positively selected psychopaths for centuries. It’s time we stopped breeding people incapable of empathy.
Valid. Musk is garbage, his DNA has nothing to do with it & pivots from the main point; garbage people like him deserve no pity.
Inbreeding usually returns pretty 'icky' results as far as genetic damage is concerned.
Humans best trick is lying to themselves.
I've come to consider it a species glitch. More on this later.
Because they have nothing going for them. So they look at an old portrait of some long dead white dude who actually did something nice (like make music they never listen to, or wrote poetry they never read or understand) and say that this is all belongs to them.
It already passed on 13 times...
Still doesn't mean it should've.
Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.
If they Thanos snapped all non-white people on the planet, I guarantee you, the French, European Spanish, Irish, and others will suddenly be non-white and be enslaved to do former jobs. They will insist they dress differently and even tattoo them from infancy to insist they are very genetically different from 'proper' whites and thus are only fit for slavery.
Decline population is an actual thing...? Not defending this asshole or anything but your statement is seemingly based off of a lack of information.
Birth rates in many developed countries are incredibly low well below maintenance levels. Meaning that aside from immigration the population in most developed countries is actually going down quite rapidly.
Which given the way our societies and financial systems are structured generally means some form of disaster for those countries if such decline occurs.
There's even a pretty good recent video talking about what this looks like in South Korea
Blue indicates below replacement levels:
For those that haven't seen it, this is a great digestible video of the problem
Is it weird to anyone else that he just assumes his "legion" of children will follow him unquestioningly?
My dad keeps giving me stock "tips" (my stepsister works at a gold mine and he keeps telling me their stock'll go up any day now despite the mine not being in operation yet 🙄) and I haven't even followed through on that.
Which...uh....Au mine are we talking about?
That was a mistranslation, stepdad is saying his daughter is a gold digger and she ain't messing with no broke... no, you know what, fuck Klanye, those lyrics should have been generally understood as a red flag.
What did I just read why does this dude exist
If ever a man needed to be stripped of his power and influence
They way he treats his kids, he is building a legion to hunt him down
1 serves as. A human shield at all times, only until he gets too old the rest are his organ bank replacements. And he only wants male offspring
I'd watch that show.
what's with billionaires and wanting to have so many bloody babies
Weird Nazi cult pseudoscience based on the science of natural selection - they actually think they are superior and have superior genes therefore it's in the best of the species that their "superior" genes propagate as widely as possible.
Greed is a very survival based mindset. The more you have, the better your chances of survival is.
Once you’ve fully given in to greed, your mind starts thinking more primitively overall.
So having the most money and children is their idea of success.
SEX
They probably can't have normal relationships so they turn to physical ones
I find it weird that he can be like that and still be alive. Does he bring security to absolutely everywhere he is?
It's easy to forget just how much money a billion dollars is, let alone hundreds of billions.
You could hire three hundred people at a very generous salary of $250k/year. 8 hour shifts, that gives you 100 people guarding you 24/7. That would $75 million/year. You could do that off the investment income from a single billion dollars. Pay them the salary more typical of a security guard, like $50k/year, and Musk could be surrounding 24/7 by one hundred thousand security guards, and it would cost him $15 billion/year. He has enough wealth to afford that if he really wanted to. The man could take a cue from ancient Rome and commission his own army if he wanted to.
We need to eliminate billionaires. No one should have this type of power.
He also wouldn't even pay that and syphon money from his companies as business expense either way.
Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I've known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They're mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.
You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother's basement? The one that floats around in everyone's head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don't see others as receptacles for procreation.
All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.
This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.
I’ve known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
For my part, I just assume that I wouldn't be fun, and simply stay away from other humans when possible. I can't really enjoy being a protagonist of romance VNs anymore, because I am aware of how unlikable I am. Reality intrudes on fantasy, turning the dream into a nightmare.
As a dweller, I would like more basement to keep me and humanity separated, never to see each other again.
The difference is, this one has never been told "no."
I am not surprised. Elon is an accelerationist who believes that the next social turmoil will definitely be coming. But since it is going to happen, he thinks it is better if it comes sooner rather than later.
It will be a fine day when he has an OD on stage.
There are over 3,000 billionaires worldwide, with a combined net worth exceeding $16 trillion.
Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.
Who says he pays it?
How many heirs fighting in courts all over the world does it take to redistribute a multi-billioniare's wealth through court fees, lawyer fees, accountants, penalties, etc until none of them are supreme-wealthy anymore? Just never work again wealthy.
Even if some of them don't really want it, they could still find lawyers to fight on contingency and let them drain the wealth. Then donate whatever they might eventually get, if anything.
For example, Anna Nicole and her late husband's son effectively fed lawyers for years and years. Michael Jackson's estate has been tied up in litigation for decades. And Mike had 3 kids, Anna one surviving kid.
With over a dozen and counting Leon kids, and a ton of potential other types of suits incoming from world-wide plantiffs, it'll be interesting to see how that estate eventually gets drained and dispersed.
His money is basically incomprehensible to how we regularly think. If he hired a law firm to work on each case 24/7 for the entire year at $5000/hr, and then even if each inheritance case took 20 years and he had 50 children suing him simultaneously it'd cost him billions--but he'd still have hundreds of billions left. Fuck billionaires
I think net worth is pretty different of what real assets he may have which is what his descendants would inherit theoretically. But still ot eill be a truckload.
Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.
At least one good thing to come out of this guy 🏳️⚧️
He’s such a weird little creep
My contempt for this man has reached levels previously thought far outside the realm of possibility.
God and I thought the plot of the Fallout TV show was absurd with the "Bud's Buds" shit but it's literally real
They had to find inspiration somewhere...
We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.
When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.
Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!
Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.
He promised $15m and $100k / month. Would you honestly sleep with Musk and carry the weirdo's kid for any less? I'd need $20k/mo just to have dinner with the guy once.
Jesus fucking Christ, your mentality right now is that hush money is okay. You're saying that because she's getting a lot of money she shouldn't complain.
Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.
this has to be satire, there’s no way
We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?
He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once
Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it's fucking true
Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.
It is absolutely not satire. It's a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than "sex sex mine mine!"
This is a known mindset among Silicon Valley uber wealthy.
Looking at his current kids, I don't think they're going to form up as HIS legion....
He wants to also have a harem of females in Texas complex
This guy needs to be compost
lololol satire writes itself these days
What a weird dude
Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.
Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's
What is that?
Arrogance?
It's eugenics.
Rape?
He thinks he can get to Genghis Khan levels, and his DNA will last forever.
driving a chainsaw through -
Why isn't the link to the WSJ article referred to in the supposed title?
If you click through the linked article you discover WSJ is paywalled.
I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.
"WSJ is woke now"
OK Rupert, Now do Fox News too.
I have the impression that Musk wants to be the 'Black Goat with a Thousand Young'.
There's a supposed 4chan tripcode that calls itself "The Antichrist" !SATANZ0Gpo. I read a ton of their comments, and I'm convinced it's actually Elon Reeve Musk. Is he just schizo-posting? Maybe. Maybe it's an imposter. Maybe...
Looks like the Envy homunculus
an article by david gilmour
Is this guy on drugs?
Bruh that man is literally the ketamine-entity. Why do you even ask?
Yes, he does ketamine out in the open other drugs behind the scnes
Sounds like someone you want to give the keys to every secret the US has. Smart man.
I will only refer to him as "The inseminator" from now on
"Sperm Jar" might be more apt.
He's the person in that SVU episodes where the lawyer is obsessed with impregnating woman, but doesn't take care of them
Gross
