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As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)

www.independent.co.uk

As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants

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  • how is this not the onion is sounds EXACTLY like an onion article even moreso than any other ive ever seen

  • Well, for 5 million it'll be a hard choice.

    But I'll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man.

  • Officer: Sir, do you have a green card?
    Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold--
    Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown Guy

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