Why did you transition? Wrong answers only
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only
Some choice quotes from the last time I saw a thread like this:
- When I was 8 someone told me that girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. And obviously I took that personally ReverendPancakes
- I grew bewbs from the COVID vaccine and decided it was easier to just run with it. DepressivesBrot
- Smaller hitboxes Fantasygoria
- I drank tap water and soy milk.
- life was too easy, so i increased the difficulty setting and this is what happened hdj103
- Clearly because women have such an easier time in life DrHob0
- According to my Mormon ultra right wing father: I have an infatuation with the female body and was bitten by the social contagion bug and there is no cure. The reasoning for this belief is I once told him I don't think that people who watch porn are bad/going to hell, and I didn't see it as a problem for someone to watch it. So to recap. I watched porn. Saw naked woman. Went wow v pretty I wanna look like that. Then took hormones👍 mist_wraith_
- I personally felt that my safe access to public bathrooms was too damn high froglipsmulligan
- I couldn't get a goth gf so I became the goth gf A_Sneaky_Dickens
- Better bouyancy when swimming Blah-Blah-Blah-2023
- To bring down western civilization. MyynMyyn
- Because I was a hitman for organized crime but I got caught. Transitioning was my only option when I went into witness protection when I ratted out my employers. Dakotaisapotato
- So I can balance my phone on my boobs instead of having to hold it when I’m relaxing and watching YouTube Somethingintheway245
- I wanted to study tiddy jiggle physics for animation purposes DaAwesomeNeko
- Um, girls rule, boys drool, duh. MyconautAlien
- I signed up for a trial gender & forgot to cancel. Better_Image_5859
- There were too many dudes in my field (engineering) so I got auto-balanced. Cassie_Darkborn
- So I'd be less embarrassed when choosing a female character in games. throwaway_eclipse1
- A drag queen started reading a book out loud while I was in the same room. ATransFemalePerson
- My eyelashes were too long to not corncrakey
- To get cheaper auto insurance rates 👍 Various_Ad_4533
- Because that shark plushie was just too damn cute not to buy 🏳️⚧️🦈 KingOfRedLlamas
- I started programming and just accidentally became a girl. swiftsorceress
- I used a bunch of drugs and wanted to move on to something harder. So I started taking estrogen. Kept chasing the high. Oops, now I have tits and an ass. FecalAlgebra
- I wanted conservatives to have strong opinions on what I do with my body. ususetq
- Because I sarcastically said "well I have the legs for it" every time the prospect of me wearing women's clothing came up in conversation in high school. I had to continue the bit. MC_White_Thunder
- No one ever talked to me at the bar and I got tired of buying my own drinks.
- Because I got infected with “The Gay(tm)” as I have no agency of my own SpicyNovaMaria
- I accidentally checked the wrong box on the presurgical paperwork and woke up with boobs Wzd_JA
- In case I have to kill the Witch-king of Angmar SmoothSoup
I saw an unfiltered dark web internet comic and it turned me gay.
TIL Paxiti is an unfiltered dark web artist
I installed Arch
I took one look at a trans woman, and I was immediately infected by the woke mind virus.
If the woke mind virus creates more cute girls in the world, we need to start a pandemic.
That was the plan in 2020. Unfortunately, the vaccine didn't work properly and instead of turning people trans it just turned them into magnets.
Oopsies
Its one of the most effective ways to prevent male pattern baldness.
Finnestride is a gateway drug, it was almost inevitable that I had to move on to something harder.
Always heard it "crazy cat lady". By the time I heard "crazy cat gentleman", I was in too deep.
It was too hard to get ahead as a straight white dude and I wanted some of that woke privilege
I found the cutest dog at the shelter, but the sign said "will bite men".
I work in a supermarket and the clothing department barely has any options for men, so I decided to transition to more effectively use my staff discount
A game asked me if I was a boy or girl, I chose girl and have since committed to the bit.
Like a true gamer, I only play on hard mode.
- I was bitten by a radioactive lesbian.
- I kept fighting with my wife over the air conditioning.
- To get better at karaoke.
Lost a bet.
Cause I love being hated by everyone around me 😍
Conservatives talking about trans people so much infected me with the trans
This but unironically. Conservatives going insane over trans people is what made me decide to learn about trans people, and I learned a thing or two about myself in the process.
Yeah, that happened to me too. I look back on those egg days somewhat fondly, because I felt a magic from finally being able to imagine a happy future and who I could be.
As one of us is a poet we saw our lives as not tragic enough to write about anymore. So we transitioned.
I never had a choice, I was forcefully transed by my leftist parents who made me wear my older sister's clothes when I was a child.
i missclicked when sims 4 asked for the pronouns of my self insert. so i had to go with it.
I was told it was a quick weight-loss solution.
I just wasn't anxious enough already
The lengths I go to avoid swimming in public pools are unprecedented.
I wanted to make minecraft mods
I would have stood out if i was cis
I had to see If my highschool bullies were right. They were.
gender affirming bullies 💖
To spread the trans catgirl agenda of turning eveyone into cute catgirls who like being headpatted and given girlcuddles, thats why I put estrogen in the water supply >:3
Can you put oestrogen in my water supply please it would save me money if I have girl juice in the taps
Ha, joke's on you! It made me a puppygirl, so take that! (I'd still like some headpats and girlcuddles plz)
There are enough headpats and girlcuddles for all cute good girls :3
I got tired of my paranoia was about non existent threats, so I stepped it up to real threats.
wanted my parents to stop calling me and ask when i would visit them next time. but was too autistic to know how to tell them, that planning travels is hard work for my autistic ass.
Well I'm already disabled and vegan so I figured this was the next logical stpe in making life complicated.
Gasp but I thought going vegan is “impossible for folks with disabilities.”
The source of this claim is from an able-bodied person.
I’m no causal, so I decided to play life on hard mode.
I got a girlfriend but she became gay so Iswitched gender so we don't break up.
Wanted to finally feel what it feels like to be desired.oops, sorry, wrong answers only. Um, i meant, wanted to know what it feels like to get fetishized and railed.ups, sorry, accidentally true again. Um, i meant, um, i like the pretty hair or sth.
The DEX boost from skirts was just too good to pass up.
Accidentally played Celeste
Difficulty wasn’t set high enough.
I had a Tab energy drink back in 2006 and I've been trapped ever since.
Joked about how if i ever get married, wedding attire would be mandatory drag, wanted to work on filling out a dress in advance.Needed to grow breasts to fill out my dress for an office party
I wanted to learn Linux.
Lost a bet.
Builtin airbags for my not infrequent traffic accidents
The benefits it affords me in society
That list is god damn funny. Peak comedy.
I take my RP in games very seriously and was doing Recruitment Drive in OSRS
- I watched Bailey Jay's videos on 4chan as a child.
- My dad didn't let me cross-dress as a child.
- Too many women in my life growing up, every brother just wants to be a girl so he can fit in with his sisters, right?
- For that sweet female privilege.
- Because I'm "gay".
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Covid Vaccine.
The timeline works, actually.