Shower thoughts

Baby's fucking stink, lol
- Depends entirely on the side your sniffing at the moment...
  
  Not really. A baby's first shits (meconium) smell very sweet. Mostly because it has only digested amniotic fluid up to that point, which smells very sweet as well. So a new born baby smells sweet all over.

No, it's the uterus juice (amniotic fluid)
- So, piss? They're marinating in piss? That's what makes them smell the way they do?
  
  Sure mate. Sounds like you could be president of the USA

Holy unnecessary NSFW tag, Batman!
The only case in which TEXT isn't safe for work is if your boss us reading it off the screen, in which case being on Lemmy at all would probably get you in trouble.
Unless that text gets you so damn horny that you can't contain yourself and start lustily grunting like a gorilla or screeching like a baboon or otherwise reveal your arousal so that your boss and/or coworkers notice.
If the words "coochie juice" is enough to elicit such a reaction from you, a missing NSFW tag is the LEAST of your problems.
- Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

millions must send disgust reaction images
(I would send some but I am on my phone)
- I am back with reaction images (jerma gifs)
  I wanted to send more specific ones than jerma just being angry but I have a huge backlog so I don't got a lot ready