cursed cuisine
West Virginia
Country roads, take me the hell away from here.
As anyone who has ever set foot in that shithole can attest
You've not from West Virginia if you never lived in West Virginia
My colorblindness makes it look like concrete to me.
I bet you wouldn’t be able to taste the difference ™️
Much, much saltier than concrete.
Country roads take me back home, get me out of West Virginia, please help me god.
That looks a lot like ground and congealed SPAM.
Where's the food crimes comm when you need it?
In America? Just be thankful there's not Velveeta and ketchup on it.
This is fine, but I prefer it when you take the pie, put it into a food processor, compress it into a log and then slice it to serve on sandwich bread. Serving it just sliced out of the pie is lazy.
TIL James Taylor has a song called "Country Road."
It is not about West Virginia.
Processing ultra processed meat even further? Even for poverty food this is too much.
So that’s the ham pie Amanda was talking about
Silly Putty Pie. Yumm
I see lots of references to John Denver, Country Roads, but I present:
"Bye, bye Miss Bologna Pie"
Doc saw my arteries, said I would die...
May I suggest:
Doc took one look at my arteries and started to cry
Them surgery boys pumped propofol now I’m high
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die…
No but I know when it's time to keep my shoes on and go home
Why not use liverwurst at that point? I guess it's guaranteed gout.
The finger imprints in bottom left make this visual much more striking.
I’m from wv I don’t know what holler this monster was created in but it can stay there before it spreads.
I didn't want to
I thought it was the mcdonald's pink goo
Thats a load of baloney!
Looks like tiktok engagement bait. That will never work here! Oh...
Is this that "meat pie" I keep hearing about?
I wish to die now
It's not even cooked after?
It's a sandwich meat, you don't need to cook it.
Do you usually cook your deli meats?
I toast my sandwiches. So yes, in a manner of speaking yes.
You can still buy that stuff in cans
is that a meat mousse
I don't want any. :(
Why
No.
Joey Tribbiani approved.
