Spoiler: She squirted over it, too.
71 0 ReplyGrandma surely got spit-roasted on that blanket, struggling to get that twisted little toe from outta the stitching.
32 0 ReplyYummy grammy juicies ☺️
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Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.
61 0 ReplyI was the lucky grandchild tasked with getting rid of my grandma's spicy book collection after she passed. There were so, so many of them.
If the covers are anything to go by, we have similar taste in men.
34 0 Replysaw a VHS titled "throat demon" in my grandmas closet
5 0 ReplyNow I'm just curious.
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My mom has six siblings. Grandma got it on
20 0 ReplyHere's a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.
You're welcome.
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I work with old people and can tell you it's not just when they're young.
20 0 ReplyI was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.
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My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same bedroom their entire marriage. Like a 1950s sitcom.
That said, that grandmother never knitted anything as far as I know.
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Heaven has OnlyFans-Access?
38 0 ReplyGod set up a shared account
28 1 ReplyI mean, God would wouldn't be?
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"This one's for you, Nana"
34 0 ReplyThis is so presumptuous. I don't squirt, I gush.
30 0 Reply28 0 ReplyShe had 10 children, she knows her way around.
25 0 Reply"I remember back in the day when I squirted JUST LIKE THAT."
24 0 ReplyI miss you so much gramdma
19 0 Reply"We still talk about you."
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This is diabolical, i cried from laughing so hard
14 0 ReplyIt's pee, but I'm into that.
14 0 ReplyThe blanket was a gift, Todd, I'm keeping it.
9 1 ReplySay hi to your great-grandkids
5 0 Replyexcellent shit post. Still laughing
4 0 Reply*squirt post
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She should be proud of me! Love you Granny and Nanny! RIP 💜
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