It was Steve
It was Steve

It was Steve

Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I'd probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them "save" me. Or run.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
Zigged. Should've zagged.
Zoop! 👉😎👉
Told ya so
We got insurance?
"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
Aren't those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn't happen or when it does, it's not as bad.
That's what workplace investigations are supposed to be, yes. My workplace unfortunately seems more preoccupied with assigning blame to operators and writing increasingly complex rule changes that wouldn't be necessary if they spent, let me see, literally more than $0 on upgrading our tech...
We're insured, right?
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
"I told you."
We should unionize
Saved the eggs.
They're getting away!
Damn thing broke
It was loud
Good luck Jim
Ruh roh raggy
Front fell off
Oops, my bad
See you tomorrow
Not my problem
How about "is everyone ok"?
I fucking quit
This osha violation
What happened here?
I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁
K I quit
oops ididit again
Shelves buckled.
You still have a free word!
Overloaded.
Nope that’s a forklift accident
Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
Shit. Is. fuuucked.
Some shit broke
Get better racking.
Fucken' hell, man!
Sue the engineer.
Time to drink
I'm outta here
"resume generating event"
Not my problem
Want a blowie?
Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.
Here's my resignation.
Either it's your fault, it's going to be your fault, or you're cleaning this up. Bottom line: there's a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it's time to part ways.
removed, what mess?
"better start tidying"
Brian did it
And your managers name - Steve.
Did you see the mess that overnight left?
Tibor
shit got fucked
@Stamets it tanked, boss!
I don’t know