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  • Small little shenanigans

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  • Metal in a CT machine = bad image

    Metal (particularly ferromagnetic metal) in an MRI machine = injured patient

    Check out the stapler bouncing around near the beginning of this video: https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg

  • All together now...

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  • And I say heeeyyy-yey-yey-yey-yey!

  • List of pizza varieties by country (Iceland has some explaining to do)

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  • Wikipedia @lemmy.world
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    Culinary diplomacy

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Culinary_diplomacy

  • Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution?

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  • Do most Americans give the French shit? I think most Americans don't care one way or another TBH. Our country is famously self-centered and unaware of the rest of the world.

    I do give my French friend a hard time sometimes, but it's all in good fun. He does the same to me. I certainly do not look down upon him or his country.

    The minority of Americans who do sincerely talk down about the French are ignorant and shitty, though.

  • Western US gripped by extreme snow drought: ‘I’ve never seen a winter like this’

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  • It's the worst ski year I've seen. My last day out I was dodging twigs and mud some spots. One small resort in my region completely closed for a few days last week due to lack of snow. It feels like early April out there, not early February.

  • Martin searches for porn as all of his dead relatives look on (by Don Hertzfeld)

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  • I am a banana!

  • Day 2 of posting a meme from my collection

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  • The bike lane:

  • Do you volunteer?

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  • That sound like so much fun!

  • Do you volunteer?

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  • For the last few years I have been heavily involved in scouts due to my kids. It's the first time I have had a volunteer role that felt semi-professional: I'm organizing other adults, managing money, planning events weeks or months in advance, etc. I didn't initially want to be so involved. I gradually volunteered for one role after another because shit needed to get done and nobody else was willing to do it. I feel like I'm flying by the seat of my pants, but everyone seems happy with my work so I guess I'm not screwing up too much.

    Previously I did a handful of "warm body" volunteer jobs where I just had to show up on schedule and follow instructions. Fixing kids' bikes was the most fun, but serving the poor was the most rewarding. The best volunteer role was delivering and serving dinners at a tent city hosted by a local church. We would join them for the meal and talk around the table. That was eye-opening. I went away with a lot more compassion for the homeless, and a lot more disdain for all the little ways my country makes their lives unnecessarily hard.

  • I'm a delight

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  • "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"

  • Winter Olympics: Show respect rather than jeer the Americans, says IOC boss

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  • Love this

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  • How Black cartographers put racism on the map of America

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  • Here we are over a century later and this map correlates very well to the states I enjoy and states I avoid.

  • Whats your favorite bad joke?

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  • Midnight stories.

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  • Thanks for posting these. Graham Annable is a gem.

  • Senator demands answers after Trump accepted Rolex and gold bar before slashing tariffs on Switzerland

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  • US Constitution Article 1 Section 9 Clause 8, "Titles of Nobility and Foreign Emoluments":

    No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

    It's literally unconstitutional. In the past, foreign gifts to presidents were typically turned over to the National Archives to avoid breaking the law. If Congress was a functional governing body they would rake him over the coals for this, among the hundred other laws Trump has casually flaunted.

  • Someone owes me royalties....

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  • Burrowing owl: They what?

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    She laughed! Is that good? I hope it's good...

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    🌈 rule

  • 3 of 5 Rule

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  • 1.) Any resistance group that wants to use the 2A needs to be very well-organized. A lone wolf here or there will quickly be pounced on by hundreds of ICE goons who have the entire federal government behind them.

    2.) Violent resistance would give Trump a justification for declaring an insurrection and imposing martial law. Say goodbye to the 2026 elections (and beyond) if that happens.

  • Who still uses IRC and why?

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  • And for those people using IRC: which network(s) do you use? I have fuzzy memories of EFnet and DALnet being big, but I've been away from IRC for a long time.

    Edit: Holy shit, I just logged into a DALnet channel I frequented in the late 90's and a bunch of the same users are still there! It's like a time capsule!

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Chivalry isn't valued the way it used to be

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    You're really funny!

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    It works tho

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    The Lord of the Ring

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    Seals!

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Don't swing it by the cord during the guitar solo!

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Come on, you can do it

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Apple (SMBC)

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    Welcome to the jungle, baby

  • Nowhere Else To Share @sh.itjust.works
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    Gwar meets Joan Rivers 1990

    yewtu.be /watch
  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Year in review

  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works
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    The power of sudo compels you!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    All the decorations are done!

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    no title

  • Bicycles @lemmy.ca
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    Old school cool

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    It burns!

  • no context @lemmy.world
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    No context