They don't get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like "Let it Go" or "The Sound of Music."
This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose "I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Stayin Alive by The Beegees was my first thought.
Or we could recreate the zombie beating scene in the Winchester from Shaun of the Dead to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.
They get "Ram Ranch" not more, not less.
"Smack My removed Up" by The Prodigy
How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
yeah if I'm gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song
Nah, Deadpool already used it, it's like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren't supposed to reuse it.
My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P
We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
🤘
They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.
Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.
Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.
The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.
This is how you remind me
Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
I won't quote it, but yes. First thought.
I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.
Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.
I Fought the Law - The Clash.
In that song, the law won. Not the outcome I'd be hoping for.
Granted...
However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.
It's time to settle some grievances with the Law.
EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo... beautiful.
Even in our fantasies we wouldn't get away with it. But much ass would be whooped nonetheless.
Don't stop me now -Queen
Ooooh can I join and can we wear roller skates?
It's Not Unusual
Rage, Killing in the name
Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.
Yakety sax
They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot
Let the bodies hit the floor.
It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.
Take the power back - Rage Against the Machine
Damn near any song by them would be great.
I'm shipping out to Boston
That's the one.
The entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.
If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.
Ten guys jump one, what a man You fight each other, the police state wins Stab your backs when you trash our halls Trash a bank if you've got real balls You still think swastikas look cool The real Nazis run your schools They're coaches, businessmen and cops In a real fourth Reich, you'll be the first to go -- *Nazi Punks Fuck Off* by The Dead KennedysAny.
Based.
What's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?
Yakety Sax
blitzkrieg bop by the ramones
Goddamn that's a good choice.
Particle Man by TMBG, of course.
Tubthumping.
That song was the anthem of the party my first DND campaign.
BANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse
I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.
Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲
Straight up laughed out loud. What a mental image. Thanks for the chuckle man.
City Hall by Tenacious D.
🎵We'll have 'em screaming in the streets and tipping over cars and breaking windows of small businesses and setting fucking fires! Setting fuckin' fires! And setting fucking fires!🎵
Not the government totally sucks?
Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X
it would depend on mood or reason.
i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.
Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.
or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm
last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )
"So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud"
Les Claypool is a fucking legend.
"I want candy" by mc Chris?
or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...
edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers
double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"
triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category
Gonna need that beat for footwork.
Justice is so fucking good.
The Star Wars cantina song.
RATM... Killing in the Name Of
Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields
Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death
Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack
Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
I love The Stanfields and For Whom The Bell Tolls is my all time favorite Metallica song. Want to be best friends?
Hell yeah! Let's ride!
God‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash
Nobody speak by DJ Shadow.
The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.
This was going to be my answer. Glad I checked before posting.
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.
I'm surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.
Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith
Orinoco Flow
Ministry - Ass Clown
Pretty much any Ministry song will do though
Final Countdown
BAM, there it is. Isn't that song always the answer to these posts? Because it should be.
So Much Better by Eminem
Or
I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang
First song that came to mind with prior to reading the comments was Beastie Boys Sabotage. Although after reading the comments I appreciate many of the other suggestions too.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)
Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)
She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)
West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)
Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)
Or skip the play list and:
Roundabout - Yes (8:36)
Fuck Nazi Sympathy - Aus-Rotten
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Fight the Power by Public Enemy
Or
Justice by Ziggy Marley
Someone should put this in a playlist and post it on !oddlyspecificplaylists@sh.itjust.works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCF2RdtLMNQ
Against me! - Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious
When the doom music hits
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
4'33" composed by John Cage, with the accompanying orchestra of course.
Killing In The Name by RATM. Or Hot n Cold by Katy Perry.
Bootscraper - Lamb of God
Redneck was the first thing that popped into my mind.
Welcome To The Jungle or Black Tongue by Mastodon.
A World on Fire - Bo Burnham
4'33". Why spoil the experience with distractions?
This thread is going to be a huge collection of fire songs.
This thread is going to be used as exhibit #1 at our tribunals.
Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
Momma said knock you out
Definitely something punk...either the Interrupters Take Back the Power or Flogging Molly's What's Left of the Flag.
The entire Rage Against the Machine discography. I have a lot of punching to do.
Hocus Pocus by Focus
Knock some of their teeth loose and they can do the whistling part themselves
Followed by Tiptoe Through The Tulips, bwahaha!
"Won't You Be My Neighbor", Mister Rogers.
Breaking the law obv
I've got to be honest: it's probably ska. I don't even like ska all too much, but I think it would fuel my rage.
Payback - Slayer
mmm so many slayer tunes can fit a beat down. payback is chef kiss though.
notable ones from slayer that came to mind for me
hell awaits, spill the blood, raining blood war ensemble, ok I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of slayer songs work for a variety of violent scenarios. this may seem obvious but it took me a bit to get there.
Nobody speak - DJ Shadow Music video is perfect - https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY
Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan from The Matrix. I want a video of the festivities to watch again and again too.
That Smash Bros. Song with the Latin chanting
Special for the occasion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrEB2DA2P0
well that's ...cromulent.
Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine
American Idiot. Kinda cliché I know but it's a pretty hype song that would get me pumped up lol
Eat Steel by Gwar has the right energy
As much as I love the original, I must also say for a fist fight I'd rather have a slightly more system of a down feel.
Thankfully there's always Andre to fill in the gaps.
Proud to be an American-Lee Greenwood
March of the pigs - nine inch nails
Ballroom Blitz
Welcome to the Jungle - Gunz n' roses
or
This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
Rammstein
Raining Blood - Slayer
Super Hero by Faith No More.
Metalingus by Alter Bridge, gotta get me in a fighting mood.
Dethharmonic, by Dethklok
Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.
Pick a short one. Those dudes old af
I fuck around by the melvins
The final countdown
Electric Six - Down at McDonaldz
Fire in the disco, fire in the taco bell
You must Obey the dance commander
Givin out the order for fun
War by IDLES
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida I want to take my time
nice.
Bruce Lee vs The Kiss Army by Guttermouth
It's a good day (to fight the system) by shungudzo, followed up by Nina Simone's recording of Feeling Good.
surprised nobody's said Free Bird yet
e.g. Kingsman Church Scene
How could it have been forgotten?!
KMFDM - Sex On The Flag
Don't worry be happy!
Either E1M1 or Those Who Fight Further
It's probably a boring answer but Deify by Disturbed. That, or I could go with something completely out of left field like this.
Oh man, I saw these guys a few times back when I was in high-school, but I haven't thought about them in years.
Kick Out The Jams as performed by RATM.
The PRIDE theme To quote a Napoleon: "This song makes me stand up while shittimg, just to see what happens."
I was going to say Twist by Korn, but I’m really digging the Barbie Girl suggestion
I always thought someone should do a fight scene to Venetian Snares - A Lot of Drugs
I guess sometimes you need to be the change you want to see in the world
Fight Back by Restraining Order. "If it feels like we're under attack, know that we're gonna fight back!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lrtYMpBNmw
Twisted Nerve.
I'd whistle it during.
Caught In A Mosh, by Anthrax
To the Hellfire by Lorna Shore.
I'm going with "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. Seems white castley and ass kicky.
Age of Aquarius - two birds with one stone?
KMFDM Anarchy or Dead Prez Police State
Gonna be a coin toss between Mr. Highway's Thinking About the End by A Day To Remember, or Gasoline by I Prevail
Honourable mention goes to Winning by C.H.A.Y.
Planet Shit by Every Time I Die
Snarky Puppy - Lingus
Mother Anarchy loves her sons, im making my motivations extremely clear
Claudeland, by Highly Suspect
Free Bird, specially the solo on repeat.
Propeller heads: take California
Not because it's the right song or the right words but because the baseline just slaps
Between the Buried and Me - Mordecai
Megalo box theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Otfjb70-EA
Old school, Eye of the Tiger.
Orbit Culture - While we serve
Probably something from an anime, like those hyped up japanese songs that play on Digimon when they are powering up.
Braveheart if we are talking the original season.
Both answers are aquarius
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