Parking like this for your benefit
Parking like this for your benefit
Parking like this for your benefit
I feel like you’re an asshole if you buy a 22 foot long pickup to take to IKEA.
I don't see it that way. Long vehicles at IKEA, Lowe's, hell even Michael's -- I don't care. Their parking lots are built for that. And the stuff they get.
Long vehicles in a fucking Trader Joes, definitely asshole material.
It really depends on WHERE you park if you are going to park this way. Parking it in the boonies, way way out at the end of the parking lot? Saintly.
Parking it as close to the entrance as possible? Dungeon. 1000 years dungeon.
But generally I agree. This is the purpose of a truck. To haul heavy items that would not fit in a standard or small vehicle. But don't buy a fucking truck for status or for your office job.
Yeah, God forbid he wants to actually take stuff home.
That said, if you've got a huge truck (and I live in the country and work blue collar so I get it, sometimes you need one), have a small car too. Trucks aren't cheap, you can afford a Civic for the city.
For shopping at Trader Joe's while they're trying to dissolve the NLRB, yes, also the truck thing
IKEA started as a furniture shipping company (thus the flat packages and the warehouse aesthetic) and many furniture companies like IKEA still ship to your doorstep or beyond often for a similar or better price compared to what individual transport costs.
But they're not only driving to Ikea. They're on our roads and streets and pedestrians and cyclists.
You think this is just his ikea vehicle?
That’s why they have loading areas. Park your land yacht way in the back of the lot or on the street until you’re ready to put your flat pack couch in it.
Yea you're right they should buy a second smaller car for when they go to certain stores...
Please explain how taking a large vehicle to a furniture store makes you an asshole.
True heroes do this.
If you have a 22 foot long truck, you should understand that normal infrastructure is not built for you. Either park way at the back of the lot where you’re not inconveniencing people, or on the street.
Because its too long to park without sticking out into traffic?
Like I don't care what you're using it for, if you cannot park it properly, then don't take buy it or at least don't take it with you.
Most vans and pickups aren't even that long so it's not even as if it's necessitates being that long either.
Ikeas have super large parking spots, they have parking spots for big vehicles and buses. If your car can't fit there, you bought the biggest asshole car in the universe
I don't think ikea even sells furniture that requires such gigantic vehicles in the first place.
That said, furniture is an excellent example of why you could just drive a normal vehicle, a bicycle or a bus to go windowshopping and later have the new furniture delivered to your doorstep by a specialised company and/or vehicle or rent a specialised vehicle for the odd occasion. The cost for society will actually be a damn lot lower.
Dodge ram.
Statistically speaking they also have a DUI.
So you volunteer to be behind him on the freeway as he brings home an entertainment center, a quadruple order of meatballs, and a set of bunk beds piled out the back of his Honda Civic? Ikea is one of the most logical places to drive the big truck.
You can fit that in a normal pickup. I don’t think IKEA sells anything that requires a 22 foot long pickup. Also, who buys entertainment centers and bunk beds on the reg?
You think taking a large bedded vehicle to a furniture store is asshole behavior? Well shit, I hope I can fit this entire bedroom set in my car... 🤦♂️
If it's from Ikea, I can probably fit an entire bedroom worth of furniture into my two door Honda civic.
Everything they make is flat packed, and you have to assemble it into it's 3D form after purchase.
I can stack so many of those Ikea items in my tiny shitbox.
you know they deliver, right?
One of those would be better at IKEA
One that large to a furniture store that exclusively sells flat pack furniture, and parking it in an inconvenient way in the parking lot, yes.
You can fit an IKEA bedroom set in a lot of cars, and in all pickups with a >4ft bed.
If you’re going to buy furniture surely you’d need something bigger if you want to take it home yourself?
It's Ikea, king of the flat-pack. You could fit literally an entire room's worth of Ikea furniture in a subcompact hatchback, depending on which pieces you buy.
(Okay so that's on top of a tiny car, not in it, but you get the idea.)
I’ve bought tons of furniture and had no problem at all with my 16 foot long truck that fits in one parking space. I don’t think IKEA sells anything that wouldn’t fit in my truck.
Is there such a thing as a 22ft long truck? I sure as fuck hope not and now I'm afraid to look it up. My guess is they were towing a trailer.
Dodge Ram can be 21’+
It also implies, statistically speaking, they have a DUI.
Yes, crew can with an 8ft bed.
I don’t see them often, but they are almost always used as actual work vehicles. Very few people who want a “big” truck want a long truck. It’s just a total pain.
I'm sure they've got parking spots far enough of that no one will complain. I've been to 5 Ikea's, none have had full lots. This seems like a call to attention and drama. (Not sure on whose part.)
Next sign: ok, you're just an a-hole for buying a 22ft vehicle.
He's nice enough to make a sign, at least give the man some benefits of the doubt.
Maybe it's company issued car? Or maybe his work really need a 22ft pickup?
Then get a van
I did give them the benefit of the doubt... by not actually putting that sign on their car!
If they're one of the very rare "I actually need this vehicle", fine, but we don't know.
If they're one of the common "I NeEd tHIs gIAnT veHicLE" people compensating for their own insecurities... not done, but also more likely.
No one here genuinely hates tradies (etc) who genuinely use large vehicles... we hate people who buy them without needing them, because too many of them suck for everyone.
If this person works in a trade that requires heavy hauling of equipment and matrials, fine. They need this truck.
If this person is using it to make up for personal inadequacies then fuck them for buying a monstrosity that pollutes like hell and wasted gasoline.
To be fair, going to IKEA is a defensible application for a vehicle like this. Some of those flat packs are pretty bulky.
You're going to purchase a 22ft truck just for Ikea trips? How often are you going to Ikea for large furniture?
If we're talking working at IKEA as like a delivery guy yeah but as a normal dude you don't need a full size pickup for a once a year thing even I a dude who lives in the middle of nowhere Vermont and have to haul firewood to stay warm during winter my willies jeep does the job just fine and that's a car that doesn't even have a bed I just have a crap ton of horsepower and a trailer people forget that jeeps entered the civilian market as a work vehicle for farms and lumber yards
I believe Ikea have their own vehicles.
I once rented a cargo van to buy a mattress and bed frame from IKEA. It turned out that I didn't need the van at all and could have packed everything into the 4-door sedan I had at the time. Part of it was because the mattress was rolled up in a compact manner. I seem to recall that the van could easily fit in one spot.
the only road vehicles longer than 20 feet that i know of off the top of my head are busses, and box trucks, and im guessing this is a box truck.
Neither of those are cool enough for someone with a small dick to drive as a daily lmao.
Looks like a dodge ram pickup. Stock they are 229 inches long. That's 19 feet. If they have a front cattle guard and some kind of towing accessories in the rear it could be 22 feet. Hopefully a work truck, and I assume it is with the note....... Otherwise definitely small dick energy hahahahaha
There are smaller trucks that many tradesmen have been using without much issue
There's also much longer vehicles that suit different purposes that people use without issue. We have no idea what their day-to-day work is and this might be the best possible option for them.
The small dick kill the environment type trucks usually don't focus on long truck beds.
Are those tradesmen hauling heavy equipment like the above commenter mentioned? A small van works great for a plumber, not so much for an excavation company. Although i doubt this guy is about to dig up the ikea parking lot.
Even my company work van is only like.. 15ft long.. and it can fit basically anything I'd ever need to use for construction related needs.
But will it compensate for having a tiny dick?
If it does, can someone tell me where I can buy one?
Edit: asking for a friend. Obv.
My work van is about 1 & 1/4 parking spots long. We got a smaller van recently and it really is more difficult to fit everything for a big job. Luckily we work rurally mostly so parking is not an issue. Some industries really do need larger work vehicles.
For reference on our bigger jobs. We carry 300-500 foot rolls of piping. Once prepered for a job the roll has a diameter of 6-8 feet. We also need other equipment and materials as well as an overwhelming amount of tools available.
That's definitely worth having an oversized vehicle for. I'm not questioning that at all. The supersized pickup with an 8ft bed and seating for 12 is where the fuck cars frustration comes in.
I'm sure that's correct, as to the best of my knowledge you don't need mattresses or couches in construction.
Yeah, and we don't use mattresses or couches in Europe either because we can't fit them in our cars.
considering the "bed" is just over 10ft long and about 6ft tall, I could fit most mattresses, as well as most normally sized couches in the back too. A single king sized foundation would need to be angled though.
To those saying it's a truck at a furniture store: Y'all, it's IKEA. Almost everything is boxed, you don't need the truck. I manage just fine in a Mini Cooper (although admittedly that's because of the hatch back, my Ford sedan has some trouble on the longer boxes).
That said, trucks have a place. Just not sure why they're allowed to sell to normies such long trucks; we really need regulation on that. It's getting rather dangerous in parking lots for the exact reason this guy put on his notification. Trying to get out of a spot with a long vehicle next to you is a bit of a roll of the dice because of visibility especially.
Not absolutely everything. I got my wife a wicker rocking chair from Ikea years ago when she was pregnant as a nursing chair and I had to strap it to the top of my car with bungees. But it was still just a sedan. I didn't need a big truck.
I've gained such a love for "small" pickup trucks due to these huge ass trucks
My first vehicle was a Ford Ranger, and up until a few weeks ago it was my favorite.
Okay, go buy a couch. Or a table.
Even with the hatchback open you're not safely fitting a couch in there, a box that's 37" by 69". Mind you, that's just one of the 4 boxes.
My compact SUV can just barely it all the Morabo couch boxes in a single trip...
Plan on buying more than that couch? Too bad. Not fitting.
that's why we don't have couches or tables outside of USA. You just can't go buy them and there's no very easy and practical way around it.
If only there were companies (perhaps even the ones you bought furniture from) who had speciallist delivery vehicles for the twice in a decade time you need to move funiture.
Alas it isnt to be.
You can just rent a truck for such cases. Most truck use cases are so rare for the average person that renting is cheaper than buying a large truck. Also, a lot of these large pickups have a auprisingly short 🛌.
When I last moved, I fit my six person dining room set in my VW Passat at the same time. The table was partially disassembled, all the chairs were whole. Pretty sure there was other stuff in the car at the time too. Regular people don't need these giant pickups.
I fit an entire Kivik (sofa with chaise) into a Nissan Rogue no problem. It's impressive how effective their sizing and modularity is.
my compact SUV
Oh, so thats why he’s defending a truck.
Use a trailer, get a rental truck, get it delivered. All options a heck of a lot cheaper than buying a truck and paying the cost of a truck plus the fuel for such a horribly inefficient daily driver
Unless you're transporting couches regularly of course. Then a truck makes sense
That's why just about every shop selling items larger than the boot of a regular car offers delivery.
Like sure, it's not free, but it's cheaper than the difference between a regular car and a Fall Guy truck.
How often are you buying furniture? Every day? Every week? Every month?
I need the third dimension on that box. I absolutely could fit a 37" × 69" × 12" box in my SAAB 900 SPG, load in smaller boxes, and still close the hatch. I know this because I fit a bureau in the back that was 40" × 70" × 30".
Right, because they had absolutely no choice but to buy a truck so goddamn oversized that it can't fit in a spot. Fuck that guy.
So much accusations and assumptions. What if the owner is a construction worker doing custom kitchen deliveries, and needs this monster for living. You sure can't haul a kitchen kit in your man's Toyota Aygo or Fiat 500.
What if he’s got to move these refrigerators? What if he’s got to move these color tv’s?
What if he’s got to move these refrigerators? What if he’s got to move these color tv’s?
That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it.
How about a rancher, car hauler, or farmer.
Far too many people have no concept for legitimate need for such a monster of a vehicle because they only know assholes who want a big truck for the sake of having a big truck.
To be fair, the majority of truck owners have no need for the utility, and just want a big truck
How come not a single contractor, farmer or hauler needs one in any other country?
If you turned up to a building site in one of those you'd get absolutely laughed at for your fucking stupidity
A van would totally fit for this sort of job, as you can just put your tools inside your van. If you need to carry something longer a mini-truck will do too. Pickup truck is an offroad machine and suitable for a lot of offroad application, but more often than not a lot of people use it on asphalt and 99%of the time not hauling anything.
The top 3 vehicle being sold in US in 2023 are all pickup. The accusation and assumption is very much warranted.
The cropping makes me suspicious. I don't know what vehicle it is or where it is. Feels like engineered rage bait.
Exactly this here. Give people an open online discussion platform and they will turn it into Twitter.
Then park in the back of the lot or on the street.
How do you know it isn't? The picture looks intentionally framed to obscure where this vehicle is parked or even what it is.
You sure can’t haul a kitchen kit in your man’s Toyota Aygo or Fiat 500.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. With Ikea flat-pack cabinets and a small enough kitchen design (e.g. galley kitchen in a tiny apartment), I wouldn't be surprised if you could fit everything except the appliances in one of those tiny cars.
Of course, it'd probably be easier to fit them on a bicycle with a proper trailer.
That's an amazing trailer! Add in an ebike and you could haul almost anything you need for the vast majority of home projects.
You never tried that yourself, am I right?
I hauled my entire kitchen remodel home in a Prius.
Cool. How many trips? Would you do it for a living?
i mean, most parking lots have back to back spaces, so it sounds to me like they've pulled in the first one, all the way through to the next one. I see no problem here, large trucks like this have to stop somewhere.
Beats parking in the lot sideways LMAO.
Yeah, it'd be like 4-6 spots if they did it sideways xD
double that if you're really trying hard
When I drove a small school bus, and I needed to park it somewhere in between the times I was transporting students, I generally looked for a spot at the edges of the lot to back into, where the back of the bus would overhang over the curb (I made sure it would never disturb any sidewalk). Of course, I did several times see full-sized school buses diagonally parked across 4 spaces at the far end of a large parking lot; after all, there's not much else you can do with such a large vehicle.
yeah school busses outside of parking lots at schools or depots are pretty hard to deal with. Unless you want to park it in your driveway, maybe.
large trucks like this have to stop somewhere.
Do they? Are these big trucks necessary at all outside of a construction yard?
To be fair, its ikea. Its appropriate to have a truck there to carry a lot of furnuture back.
uh yeah, have you ever seen a moving truck? They're all large big box trucks, if you've ever been in a more affluent neighborhood you'll have seen an RV, whether towed or not. You've seen garbage trucks (though those don't really count, as do most other industry trucks)
especially considering this is relevant to ikea.
like i'm cool with removed about f150s being large and shit, but trucks that are 22 feet long are a bit of a different story.
Well at a furniture store I can understand. Maybe it's someone from a business buying a lot of furniture.
They should stop on the dealership lot lol.
My friend and I used a Uhaul to move cross country once, and it was hard enough for us to park places along the way, and we could mostly fit into normal parking spaces IIRC.
We had considered also pulling a trailer, but I have no idea how we could have gotten food in towns, parked in crowded lots, etc. It would have been a lot more planning if we had a longer vehicle.
That's right. You're an "___HOLE" for buying a fucking 22 foot long truck and then trying to use it as a car.
I mean, the meme says at an IKEA parking lot. If ever there were a completely valid time to use that truck and park it in a lot, that's it.
I once fit an IKEA mattress, bed frame, and slats in the back of my hatchback, with enough room leftover to make a grocery run.
You know, it doesn't say how they’re taking up two spots. If they’re going about it long-wise, then I’d be okay with long ass vehicles taking up two spots. I’ve seen cars/trucks with trailers do it all the time.
Now if they’re parking like a BMW and taking up two spots that way, then sure, they’re kind of an ahole. Slightly Less so if at least they parked in the boonies.
I think the assholery entirely derives from where in the lot they are. First half of rows? Fuckin asshole. Ass end of the lot? You're fine. I'm not gonna assume this person doesn't have a reason for owning a larger vehicle, that'd be unreasonable. I'll judge based on the actual information present, and it seems like they're at least TRYING.
Yeah there's that too lol.The further back the better.
That's the second time I've noticed the word boonies and they were both today. What does it mean?
Short for "boondocks," which just means out in a rural area (or in this case, the far end of the parking lot).
I'm too lazy to look up the etymology though.
What an asshole.
He realy is
For buying the stupid vehicle in the first place.
I mean if it's for mostly utility and work I'll give this a pass.
Also most of the time the a-holes take 2 width worth of parking spaces. Rarely I see 2 parking space long.
When I used to have a beetle I used to park behind super long trucks at major events when there was no parking spaces left... So.. win win.
This would have to be a HD truck with an 8ft bed and a crew cab. I don’t see anyone driving those things around for fun.
The lifted truck crowd is doing short beds.
i'm willing to bet lots of money this is actually just a box truck, look at the interior and roof line, it's just a box truck.
Also depends on where. If they parked in a mostly empty area of the parking lot, ok, who cares. If they park in the closest possible place that can fit them, well, that's not cool.
if it's for mostly utility and work I'll give this a pass.
What is the utility or work application that requires a truck that can't fit in a regular sized parking space? There are plenty of trucks that fit in regular sized parking spaces, what is the special use case here that needs to be 22 feet long?
In the US, all metal tubes/pipes/stock for metal-working related tasks (welding, plumbing, structural stuff) comes in 20ft sections. The three options that I know of for transporting them are: trailer, box truck or roof rack.
A 22foot truck with roof rack would be perfect for someone who works with metal e.g. a plumber. A smaller truck would work but then you’ve got a bunch of pipes hanging off like you’re in a jousting tournament.
Towing, in particular with a fifth wheel or gooseneck trailer.
Choosing to buy an impractical vehicle does not give one a pass to park incorrectly
Technically, parking with a part sticking out is still parking incorrectly.
Taking up two spots, while still incorrect, is still safer for all involved and won't potentially block traffic. I'm speaking as someone who has nearly hit a truck that was sticking out while turning into a parking lot (I wasn't able to see the truck prior to turning) on at least a couple of occasions.
Safety > Convenience
Better idea: Don't buy a truck that's too big to use safely....
Idk man, these parking spots get tighter all the time. And making a poor decision to purchase a vehicle on the market should not invalidate a buyers frustrations. Compatibility between car manufacturers and parking spots are getting worse. Also, some people are overloaded and they take up two spots at the back of the lot. I don't see anything wrong with that. Hauling a trailer but needed to stop by for some groceries before your camping trip in a lot that doesn't have trailer parking, that person should have the freedom to go take two spots at the back.
Do you have a source for your claim that parking spots are getting smaller? I've personally seen the exact opposite.
If you can't fit a parking spot, you wasted money on too big of a vehicle.
I think this is the nicest way to go about parking a vehicle like this. I might think it's a bigger vehicle than necessary, but this is not the person who should primarily receive hate for their choice of car.
exactly, it could be their work vehicle and they don't have a choice! people like to view it from their hate colored glasses and make assumptions. I used to drive a big box truck when my car died, it took up two spaces, but I'm an asshole for not buying a car that meets your criteria, got it!
Depends on where they parked. If it's way out of the way, then no one cares, they aren't using a parking spot someone wanted anyway.
If they are right at the front of the store, well that's a bit entitled.
As the person driving is extremely likely to have been the buyer, yes, they deserve the hate.
No, they don't. It's bad that someone buys this to begin with, and yeah it sucks that they're taking up two parking spaces, but why direct your hate towards a person who actually seems to have a better attitude than 99% of people driving similar vehicles?
My work truck is a Silverado 2500 HD, so a pretty big pickup with a topper and a bed in the back that rolls out behind it to hold all the parts I need to repair things on-site. Because of this, I usually park halfway past a parking spot into the one in front of it (but far from the entryway) so I can extend the bed behind the truck without it going into traffic and causing a dangerous situation for me and other people.
One day while I was fixing something inside, some nosy Karen put a note on it saying I should buy a smaller vehicle if I can't fit it in a single parking spot. Like, ???? I didn't choose the model of vehicle and I parked that way to be as out-of-the-way as possible! But I'm sure they felt very smug writing that note. All I'm saying is you should never assume someone else's situation...
I see your point and can agree with it to a degree. However, where I'm from, the sure amount of trucks that look like they have never been used for hauling, construction work, contract work, etc. is a large number. There are so many trucks here that I'd say about 1/5th of them are raised, extended axles so that the truck tires stick out from the wheel wells a good 3-6 inches, wider tires, custom muffler, aftermarket chrome accessories, aftermarket or custom grill, break light tint (for whatever fucking reason that makes sense to them,) and rarely a custom exhaust pipe to mimic semi-truck smoke stacks.
I straight up believe you don't utilize your truck if I don't see some dirt, dings, scratches, you're hauling something, or see something in the back of your truck (which is hard to do when your fucking truck is ridiculously raised up.)
"Wow, your bed is in such good shape." is great subtle shade throw at a truck owner.
I completely understand. I've caught myself saying to my fiance "that's a work truck" a lot whenever I see trucks I like. I drive a truck that I use for work. My definition of a work truck is a lot like mine, not a small bed, if there is a lift it's for function, not looks so unless you know what you're looking at you don't notice it. It's got a single or extended cab and it's got some dings and scratches. If you don't know the size of the bed in your truck you don't use it enough. I haul sheets of plywood and drywall often and an 8ft bed would be great but my 6.5 does the job just fine. I'm changing jobs so I don't know if I'll need it anymore but that truck was my livelihood for a long time.
I have to park my work van like this a lot but I always park it at the back of the lot when I do, but would you rather have me blocking traffic to the parking lot if i tried to park in a spot normally? No, you wouldnt, and I probably get asked not to do that again by the store.
Don't worry he's REALY not an asshole and also knows how to spell
The misspelling of really was bothersome... But the 4 dot ellipsis triggers me. That and windshield is also misspelled. I'm not perfect but if I'm gonna print something I'll at least hit spellchecker.
Yeah I feel like if you are going to print that you should at least run spell check
*really
I did a thing with my personal property that doesn't work in society but makes me feel special but I'm not an arsehole
Let it stick out into "traffic," since it's just a parking lot. Better to have to drive around it than to take up an extra spot.
I've never bought anything in IKEA that I couldn't fit in a sedan. Almost everything comes in a flatpack box specifically designed to fit in a standard car.
In the extremely rare occasions where I ever had to move something big like a mattress or a couch, I rented a pickup truck for half a day or used a trailer. I don't understand people who buy a huge pickup truck as a daily driver "just in case they need it to move something big". It's extremely wasteful and they drive like crap.
If you rented the pickup for the day, you'd still have to park it at the IKEA.. this particular situation would not be avoided by not owning the truck yourself
Except if the side of the truck says "U-Haul" or "Home Depot" people understand you're not the kind of asshole who buys and drives a fuckoff huge truck every day of the week.
Yes it would, because you wouldn’t need an explanatory note for the occasional rental. The note indicates he does this all the time.
Actually no, when I rent a pickup truck to pick up something I rent a standard cab one that actually still fits in a standard parking spot.
A 22 feet long pickup truck is the largest setup you can get with the huge cab and large bed. These used to be extremely niche. But nowadays, they've become increasingly popular because some insecure people can't cope with not having the biggest truck on the road, or people who really want a car they can move their family with but also want a large bed just in case they need to move something big once a year, which is, as I said, extremely wasteful.
The message he printed to put in his window makes it sound like he's a victim in all of this. But he chose to get a truck like that. That's on him.
You don't like cars and yet you care how they're arranged in a parking lot?
Somebody who dislikes cars uses one??
Impossible!