Parking like this for your benefit

Please explain how taking a large vehicle to a furniture store makes you an asshole.

If you have a 22 foot long truck, you should understand that normal infrastructure is not built for you. Either park way at the back of the lot where you’re not inconveniencing people, or on the street.
- No one said this guy wasn't parked at the back of the lot.
  
  It doesn’t look like he is, but sure, he might be.
Because its too long to park without sticking out into traffic?
Like I don't care what you're using it for, if you cannot park it properly, then don't take buy it or at least don't take it with you.
Most vans and pickups aren't even that long so it's not even as if it's necessitates being that long either.
Ikeas have super large parking spots, they have parking spots for big vehicles and buses. If your car can't fit there, you bought the biggest asshole car in the universe
I don't think ikea even sells furniture that requires such gigantic vehicles in the first place.
That said, furniture is an excellent example of why you could just drive a normal vehicle, a bicycle or a bus to go windowshopping and later have the new furniture delivered to your doorstep by a specialised company and/or vehicle or rent a specialised vehicle for the odd occasion. The cost for society will actually be a damn lot lower.

Dodge ram.

Statistically speaking they also have a DUI.

You think taking a large bedded vehicle to a furniture store is asshole behavior? Well shit, I hope I can fit this entire bedroom set in my car... 🤦‍♂️

If it's from Ikea, I can probably fit an entire bedroom worth of furniture into my two door Honda civic.
Everything they make is flat packed, and you have to assemble it into it's 3D form after purchase.
I can stack so many of those Ikea items in my tiny shitbox.
- I hate trucks and SUVs with a passion, but I don't really get the hate here. I could barely fit two Billys in my 2015 Volvo V70, or our new kitchen table and chairs because it was too wide.
  I'll be installing a trailer hitch ASAP when we move because a trailer is always superior to trucks.
you know they deliver, right?
https://www.carsized.com/en/cars/compare/mercedes-benz-vito-2014-van-lwb-vs-dodge-ram-2010-pickup-2500-crew-cab-4wd/
One of those would be better at IKEA
- And before anyone says the Vito isn't available in the US - it is, it's just called the Metris. And if you get the passenger variant, you can get 8 people in there.
  
  And for the unlikely situation that vito wouldn't do, there's still stuff like the Mercedes sprinter.
One that large to a furniture store that exclusively sells flat pack furniture, and parking it in an inconvenient way in the parking lot, yes.
You can fit an IKEA bedroom set in a lot of cars, and in all pickups with a >4ft bed.

So you volunteer to be behind him on the freeway as he brings home an entertainment center, a quadruple order of meatballs, and a set of bunk beds piled out the back of his Honda Civic? Ikea is one of the most logical places to drive the big truck.

You can fit that in a normal pickup. I don’t think IKEA sells anything that requires a 22 foot long pickup. Also, who buys entertainment centers and bunk beds on the reg?
- Who's to say he drives this to town on the reg? That's what the Civic is usually for.
  
  I would confidently bet a good amount of money that this truck is their main go everywhere truck and most probably has never been used to haul anything besides shopping.

If you’re going to buy furniture surely you’d need something bigger if you want to take it home yourself?

It's Ikea, king of the flat-pack. You could fit literally an entire room's worth of Ikea furniture in a subcompact hatchback, depending on which pieces you buy.

(Okay so that's on top of a tiny car, not in it, but you get the idea.)
- Not that everyone doesn't do it (I definitely have on my Subaru Outback), but cars typically have really low weight allowances on top since they're usually not designed for hauling on the roof. Even my Outback, a car that comes with a rack and all kinds of accoutrements for it, has a 150 pound limit. So you really don't wanna put much IKEA furniture out there to risk damaging your roof, especially if you hit a bump. Also, damaging your roof or the frame can sometimes total your car, because it is a main safety feature for accidents in which you roll over.
  
  First of all, that's an important safety tip, so thank you for mentioning it.
  That said, I wasn't really intending to suggest carrying stuff on a roof rack. The text of my comment was about hauling stuff "in" -- as in, inside of -- a small hatchback. I just included that Beetle pic because I wanted something showing the amount of stuff you could fit in a small car and couldn't find anything better.
  
  Yeah no prob. I think most people just...don't read their owners manuals. Not just sedan owners either. You see it with big trucks too where people haul stuff that's WAY too heavy for their brakes, or load trailers with the weight all towards the back (asking for fishtailing). Sometimes I think it's a miracle any of us survive day to day.
  
  Yeah, I learned from experience that my old Ford Ranger can fit more compost in the bed than the suspension can handle. I made it home safely, but that was definitely an uncomfortably sketchy drive.
- That looks very similar to how I got a bunch of flatpak furniture home on my Subaru Forester with the roof rack. I can haul tons of stuff in my Subi without much trouble. I just remember to bring some ropes and bungie cords if it's going on top and we're good.
  If it's too much (I'm looking at you, 12' firewall sheetrock - that project was a removed) I did the sane thing and got it delivered.
- Does IKEA carry roofracks?
  
  Maybe, maybe not, it's best not to try to find out until you've bought a few large items and then consider it last minute.
  Getting yourself into tricky situations due to lack of planning and then making up solutions on the spot are some of the most fun moments in life. 🌞
  
  Look, I couldn't find a good picture of a bunch of Ikea flat-pack boxes inside a hatchback. Consider the pic I used "representative," not literal.
  The point I was trying to make is that that volume of stuff would easily fit in, for example, a Hyundai Accent subcompact hatchback with the rear seats folded down. (I know this for a fact because I used to own one.)
  The only reason it needs to be on the roof of an old air-cooled Beetle is that the engine is in the back.
I’ve bought tons of furniture and had no problem at all with my 16 foot long truck that fits in one parking space. I don’t think IKEA sells anything that wouldn’t fit in my truck.

Is there such a thing as a 22ft long truck? I sure as fuck hope not and now I'm afraid to look it up. My guess is they were towing a trailer.

Dodge Ram can be 21’+
It also implies, statistically speaking, they have a DUI.
- Who down voted you? Now technically given the rarity of drunk drivers actually getting caught, you're probably wrong but only for the wrong reason.
  Statistically, though, pickup trucks are more likely to get into accidents. They have a higher per capita accident rate even in many rural areas where there aren't even as many people to hit.
  
  And the dodge ram is literally statistically a 2x multiplier for DUIs
  
  Compared to average? I wonder what's on the lower end.
- My F-250 is right at 20' long, with the 6½' box. With an 8' box it would be banging on 22 feet.
  Fortunately, it's not about "need." I wanted one of these behemoths since I first saw them back in the early 2000s. Now that I have one, the cost of diesel keeps it in the driveway, or I'd be taking it everywhere.
  BTW, it gets used. I've hauled 3,000 pounds of tile in the bed, and still has 250 pounds of payload to spare. On another trip, 1,500 pounds of dog food. A freezer. A full-sized couch and loveseat. Bookshelves. A bed. A king-sized mattress. A 6'x6' desk. 2 powered recliners. If we'd had ramps, a Harley Road King. I almost had to haul a buddy's 350 Chevy V8 and transmission, but the sale fell through at the last minute.
  I'd like to see your Honda Civic/Miata/Volvo do any of that.
  
  I've hauled in the 1500-2000 lbs ballpark in my Benz wagons. I know a guy who has done ~4000 on a trailer attached to a 90s Civic (no, that was not all that legal or safe).
  Big trucks are kinda cool (as long as you don't drive and park like a douche), but they're far from the only way to transport goods. A diesel wagon will get better mpg hauling than your truck will running empty. Plus if you rent a trailer, you can't scratch the bed of your truck (or spill anything in your trunk)
  
  Wow you’re so very cool and so so very powerful
Yes, crew can with an 8ft bed.
I don’t see them often, but they are almost always used as actual work vehicles. Very few people who want a “big” truck want a long truck. It’s just a total pain.

I'm sure they've got parking spots far enough of that no one will complain. I've been to 5 Ikea's, none have had full lots. This seems like a call to attention and drama. (Not sure on whose part.)