He should've known

“The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers and “centrist” debate perverts.”

-Lenin, probably

the down voters are the centrists 🤮 🤮
- I wouldn't have it any other way 🤢🤮

Okay, I can’t tell if the third panel is edited but if it’s not then it makes it way funnier considering the guy who makes these comics is a centrist.

“I support neither the Allies nor the Axis groups, you need more nuance in your position” -WW2 centrists

It's okay, you can just say Switzerland

I'm of the opinion that a lot of "centrists" agree with the right wing stuff but recognize it's not a good look to cai your self right wing these days so they pretend to be in the center

Once upon a time centrism meant you agreed with different sides on different matters. Now we have those extreme centrists who just want to prevent progress in any way.

Centrism always was like that you genius. When was it ever like the naive utopian way you described in the first sentence?

Me, smug, as I sit in heaven: Good thing I never took a stance on any moral issue whatsoever. That way, I could never be wrong.

Not taking a choice is a choice. Into the pit with you.
- I’m pretty sure he’s joking/being satirical.
- You hear a ringing noise. It's the doorbell. You open up the door. There is a man walking back toward an amazon van, on your porch is The Joke. Congratulations. You Got The Joke.

"You are either blindly following us or you are the enemy"

Oof

c/thecommiescantmeme

c/thelibgetsbannedlmao

First of all, Satan doesn't rule Hell. He roams this Earth and will eventually be cast down to Hell. Secondly, everyone on this planet is deserving of Hell. Everyone thinks they're better than others, but we all fall short of God's glory.

INB4 God's not real, Hell's not real, yada yada. I'm not asking your opinion. Just correcting stupid theology on this comic.

This cartoon really got under your skin, eh?
- I'm sick and tired of non-believers using God as propaganda fuel for their own political ideology.
Satan is based. Hail Satan!
Just correcting stupid theology on this comic

That was your interpretation but it doesn’t mean you couldn’t interpret it other ways.

Who says in the comic’s lore God didn’t send them there and didn’t feel like it was worth wasting God’s time to explain? Who says that was supposed to be Satan he was talking to?
I once heard that hell does not exist in christianity, and that it was invented later.
- In the established canon text of the Jesus lore, a concept of Hades/Gehenna has always existed. However, there are varying fan theories about what such a "hell" actually is (cf. Eastern Orthodox views where hell and heaven are just different experiences of God's presence vs. Protestant)

Maybe there's more than 2 sets of valid opinions ?..

I never said there wasn't, but.. being a centrist isn't one of them.
Lmao google "Third Position"
Obligatory Martin Luther King, Jr. quote:

First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season."
Maybe your opinion is shit.

How is it my fault that both sides are fascist?

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
- so you prefer your fascism over my fascism, or his fascism?
- what?

Tha fuck is this BS