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ickplant @lemmy.world

12mo ago

Very understandable, have a nice day

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wtf, dude was just really enjoying his coffee
- Was.
- Someday I hope my life is so free of real problems that the way a guy drinks his coffee is a big enough issue that I complain about it lol
  
  I kinda get it. Some people are imagining a Nespresso commercial from the 90's, all cozy and comfy.
  I, a person who once shared an office with someone who thought air popping popcorn at their desk was a socially acceptable thing to do, can imagine a Sam Kinnison-esque vibe to the "AHHHHs".
  
  Don't forget people are different, misiphonia is a thing - something you consider normal might be absolutely infuriating to be around for some people.

I instinctively read the characters the other way around, considering the cops kill people for no good reason pretty often.
- Once again, very understandable.
- I just assumed the OOP was also a cop.
  
  Object Oriented ~~Programming~~ Policing?

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I shared an office with that guy. Annoying as fuck.
- I'm afraid I sometimes am that guy, but with my glass of cold water. I instinctively say 'aah' after my first sip.
  Thank god I'm working at home half of the time.
  
  Nothing wrong with showing pleasure or appreciation at something nice, it's other people who are repressed. Sigh at beverages, clap at movies, yum at tasty food, laugh at cat videos, smile at memories. Fuck the haters.

Police: That is our job.

Thank you for reminding me of a cup of now cold tea
- Never heard of that flavor
- Some guys just don't know it better.
  Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
  
  Now I want a 3-phase electric kettle that announces its state in Shakespearan English.

Never seen anyone but women between 20 and 34 do that.
- I don't make the ahhh sound but I do hold it with both hands close to my face. It's for the warmth and I really couldn't care less about anyone that weirdly has an issue with that. What a strange thing to be bothered by...
  
  How dare you be comfortable in my presence.
  
  Being „bothered“ by certain affectations isn’t that strange I think. I bet you aren’t completely free of that either.
- This is me enjoying my hot coffee on a stark winter's morning. feelsgood

I have a mug at work but I prefer to drink coffee out of my thermos, on occasion I'll fill the mug up with ice and pour some red bull over it. This is exclusively how I drink it for the first few sips. It started as a joke I would do mid conversation with some coworkers and somewhere along the line it just hit me that the first few sips are so much better this way.
Don't murder me.

this is what i do when im feeling mischievous and want to annoy my family in the morning
- So how many have you murdered so far?

- Me thinks you take life waaay too seriously if you make judgments about people’s personalities based on their shitposts.
  
  You probably are right.

You killed Dougie!?!

Just normal ACAB mother fuckers going about their days.
- You should work on your reading comprehension

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