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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

9mo ago

I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.

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Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff
- If you drink it with apple juice it's really nice
  .... and now that I think about it, apples keep doctors away so like.. double points or whatever
  
  Doctors hate this one simple trick!
- I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say
  
  Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily

Found this on Truth Social?
- Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.
  Disclaimer that shouldn't be necessary but probably is: DON'T DRINK TURPENTINE.
  
  Don't drink too much turpentine.*

It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.

Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.

No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.

I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…

Way ahead of you buddy

Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.

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