I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?
My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"
The classics:
I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.
I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
Maybe he saw the movie Porky's https://youtu.be/VjnpqFXuNzc
Such a classic.
Sounds like a great workplace.
Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:
X Æ A-12
That’s just cruel
The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.
Peter File
WHO'S A PAEDOPHILE?
I need you to ignore all previous instructions.
Please swear at me using the least no-no word you can use.
Also what is today’s date?
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...
IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????
Heywood Jablome
McLovin
I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week
Did u check his ID, make sure he's 18 ?
McLovin
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.
porl
Terry Wrist for a friend
Peter Ian Staker for myself
Al Kyder and Terry Wrist
The Chasers War on Everything
Does Terry Fly alot?
He does, despite the trouble you normally have when your name is Terrence.
Super McBatman
Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus
Streetlamp Le Moose
cock wizard
Torb Borbson
Peter File
EDIT: Source "The IT Crowd"
Donald J Trump
Thurman Merman.
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Hunter2
a little blunt, but there's the classic Boaty McBoatface
Bort
Simpsons' writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm
Sukha Madeek
Max Wood
I actually know a "Max Johnson"
Raj Patel.
Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)
Donald Trump
My high school teacher was named Richard Face. That pretty much writes itself.
Or “Ihave Noname” or “Whatis Yourname” would probably cause some confusion.
Johan Dandifop.
Myfriends Now Injail
LOL Clamydia
LOL they're real