11mo ago

Double Barrel

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im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.
- You yanged OP's yin.
- So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?
- Yeah who wouldn't want double the condiments? :-D
  
  i like a little hot dog with my mustard.
  or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.
- Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they're slicing up a bean and a slice of bread
  
  that's the magic beans one with the giant
- Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?
  You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)
- Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.
- You monster.
  You half-dogged the bun. You don't half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!
  (Pls read this in the "you can't double dip the chip" voice)

We've had those already for something like 10 years
- Reminds me of college.
  
  Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?
  
  I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that's progress!
- Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.
  As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.
- Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it's ahead of OP by a leap.
  
  I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.
  
  Riga
- That doesn't look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn't have the opening for toppings
  
  The toppings go in before the hotdogs.
  
  I'd give it a go

Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.
- OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?
  Did this guy shoot up a school?
  
  I'm not European. And why wouldn't people bring up what America is famous for?
  
  That's what happens when you think you're the leader but you don't have the basics down.

If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there's a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They've got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.
- Oh yeah, they've got those dogs at this place
- I prob won't be
  What is a slut dog
  
  Your wife, and don't call me dog.
  
  Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).
Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:
Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
Corn
Peas
Ground beef
Chicken
Cheese
Cabbage
Vinaigrette
Mashed potatoes
Bacon
Crispy straw potatoes
Olives
Cooked quail eggs
- There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won't dare mix.
  Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.
  I'm honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing "traditional recipies". Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.
  
  That's fine, just change the name. It's not a Philly Cheesesteak anymore if you cover it in mushrooms, green peppers, mustard and pickles, for example.
- Vinaigrette
  Mashed potatoes
  Olives
  Cooked quail eggs
  So it's war, then?
  
  This is the feeling when someone cosigns/supports your bland statement "Nachos are the best food!" and then they immediately project their entire fucked up POV on you and follows with something completely off the mark in the spirit of, "THIS GUY GETS IT, MAN! We should lower the age of consent!!!"

Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs
- They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

I'm telling you, it's all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one... that's all you need.:-P
- ^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.
  
  I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments... Fucking A+ spot on.
- On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.
  
  Okay but then they're squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

Is a hot dog is a taco?
- Yes. And cereal is a stew.
  
  Do... do you let yours stew before you eat it?
  
  I’ve always thought of it as a soup.
- hotdoaco?
  hotacog?
  dotaho?
- According to the cube rule (https://cuberule.com/) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.
  
  `!
  
  Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.
  
  Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.
  
  ? a tortilla is also folded.

Do it, I double-dog dare you!

If you're an adult, you can.
- proceeds to get sued for patent violation
  Gotta love the free market!
- It's like you've never heard of the double hot doggy with cheese from the skyline chilli kids menu

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!
Putting one on top of another is fine though.
- That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.
  
  Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.
- Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!
- Disagree, I love condiments.
  
  They really lessen the pleasure for me and when they break it’s a nightmare.

These are a staple food in star citizen
- We have a bright future ahead of us as a species after all
- Yeah, just don't eat them the way they do in Star Citizen.
  
  Make sure you remove your space helmet first before you eat that entire double dog in a single bite.

- Learned how from his mom

You can already do this at Gene and Jude's
- Was gonna say, I've been having double dogs for 30 years.
  
  Word. Maybe it's a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

It's referred to as double doggin'.
- Yer mom loves double doggin ;)
  
  woof indeed

In case anyone from the UK needed another reason to prostrate themselves before the altar of Scandinavian interior design and foodstuffs this weekend, IKEA UK now sells the double hotdog at the exit bistro.

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

Mmmm... With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn't want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn't make you break out in a sweat then you're not doing it properly!
- Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I'm going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay...
  
  She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol
- Might not be optimal for someone who doesn't like sausages

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- Awww, there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Thanks!
  
  This is truly, California's gold!

Get with the times, my dude. The Swedish dish "Hel special" ("full special") has been a classic since the '40s
- Is that mashed potatoes on top?
  
  Yes

La dobleglizzy

Anne's Dairy Cream in Maryland will sell you a foot long double dog. They make their own bread, place is absolutely amazing.
Oh and just to be clear, The dogs are amazing, The cheesesteak is really good for Maryland, but the place itself is actually a little dive. I think there are seven seats inside all at the counter. I just want to set expectations in case anyone goes out of their way to visit.
- And the default of chili, mustard, and onions is pretty un-fuck-with-able. If I wind up going to get my hair cut tomorrow, I could go for a couple double dogs on my way out.

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You can fit two hot dogs in any bread if you're brave enough.
This is a post about food and nothing else.
- I got the meat if you got the buns hun

... everything reminds me of her ...
- One memory to forget

I would be happy with a standardized weiner/bun length.

What's the difference between the left and right hot dog?
- One is on the left while the other is on the right.
- The left hot dog is a communist, the right hot dog is a capitalist

Burn in hell you heathen. The answer is a Kielbasa, not two skinny American dogs

The original thread if anyone is interested.

I will happily eat it

Why have I never thought of this

I use biscuit dough so I have freedom to choose how much hotdog I want

OP clearly never saw the cinema masterpiece "Blades of Glory"

I already do this with brats and those big poppy seed (or something) buns.

Real pros put the sauce before the meat. This way, more sauce can go in.

Over-under shotguns exist mon ami

You could probably get relatively close to this by using some baguette for your bun
It'd come out more like a double dog sub, but hey, you'd get the two hotdogs in there!
- I double dog dare ya.

How are you gonna bake it?

Two weiners!

But is a hot dog a sandwich?
- It's a taco. Next question
  
  Where do you draw the line on acceptable pizza toppings?
- Absolutely is, there is a song. That proves it.
  Warning: There is some language. (Just a few words.)
  https://youtu.be/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck
  
  I don't know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things...
  
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Two wieners are always better than one.
...oh... are we still talking about food? Nevermind.

Hot dogs are fucking gross though. It's already hard enough to drown them in enough sauerkraut, mustard, onions, etc, to make them choke-downable. Hamburgers are different, it's actually (usually) reasonably good meat as a base, doubling it makes sense.
- I have always loved eating cold hot dogs, plain. Ever since I was very young. I like them steamed best, but cold is fine. With crackers.
  
  Someone has to stop you.
  
  I think it tastes like bologna
  
  My cousin did this, fortunately I think he grew out of this concerning behavior. I'll pray for you. /s
- So I don't think you're wrong, but I also suspect you haven't had an all-beef hotdog. Like the Costco hotdog. It's a very different dog, higher quality & uniform meat. Better texture. You should give it a try!
  
  Gross. And I let my Costco card expired because the local staff act culty

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