...this is why I rarely keep olives at home.

What? You don't go to YT and think "hmm i wonder what color I'm in the mood for today"?

Weirdo.

Not only that, let me hide whole dumbass channels. Then apply a similar function at Google search so I can spare my eyes from seeing a 1000 temu ads with each result.

Just let my choose which sites I want to block from showing me search results and ads.

Nah don't make it weird

Oh... thanks!

Whenever I'm down, perhaps because I've read too much news, or thought too deeply about the stupidity, cruelty and hubris that roams freely in our world, these type of thoughts are what pass through my head. I close my eyes and zoom out until I am a little speck in space, looking down at the big ball floating around in a vast nothingness, and I somehow feel both better and worse. Better, because I get to distance myself from whatever is going on down there that I'm not responsible for, and worse, because there aren't enough people doing the same.

Get with the times, my dude. The Swedish dish "Hel special" ("full special") has been a classic since the '40s

Because 'MURICA!

That might be because they all go to the same plastic surgeon though.

With the same requests.

Have you tried turning it off and on?

Guys.. guys... can we all just agree that it's pronounced gif and not gif?

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It's a paradox for sure. I have this exact thought everytime I do something I think of as morally good. Then I'm bashing myself for thinking that way, and then I wonder if I need to become a monk or something to completely rid myself of that initial thought. Then I forget about it until it happens again.

Words of wisdom right there.

Good god, I sure hope so.