We have to stop identifying ownership with these billionaires and "their work" because it's not. It's a team of people who got together to accomplish a mission whether they succeeded or failed. How often is their success just a leader getting out of their way, and how often is failure because leadership was overbearing and "used their authority" to make poor decisions over the group.
"We" society only ever focus on these individuals and it's horribly incorrect to do so.
We need to forget the celebrities and identity the groups.
Absolutely. As someone who manages a small team, my duties are advocating for the people who work for me, listening to the people closest to the problem, mediating disputes between people with different solutions, and ensuring we are all working towards the same overall goals. Most of the success of the team is directly attributed to their work. My biggest contribution is making sure they have what they need to do their job.
So, since you're support staff and economically a cost center and not a producer, they make more than you, right? You advocate for their wages first, right?
Hey, if these guys do everything they can to make sure their companies' "achievements" are considered all their own doing; let's be fair and attribute all the fault of their failures as well.
But you're right, billionaires ride on the shoulders of the people that do the actual hard work.
Anytime management gets involved with our work, it’s because there was a monumental fuck-up or because somebody is doing too much micro-management. In either case, it’s thrice as stressful as a normal project that goes slow as shit because everything has to be run by the big person.
He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.
Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don't see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.
Are you going to tell us next that cigarette companies didn't scam the public when they knew that their products caused cancer and didn't reveal it because Phillip-Morris was so valuable?
How about Theranos? At peak it was worth $9 billion. Not a scam, right?
I think that lesson definitely applies to us average folks. But the bigger lesson here is to not trust billionaires. You would have to be a special kind of asshole to reach the status of a billionaire
He's got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.
You're a billionaire for goodness sake. Buy a top hat!
He's got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.
That's not actually a country song, but I think maybe someone should blow Elon's nose and then blow his mind. A massive brain aneurism would only benefit the world.
I really wish people would stop going on about that. There are plenty of things you can legitimately criticize Musk for. The Starship program is not one of those.
Yea it's really infuriating. I am a huge space fan in general, and when I see people making negative comments about starship blowing up it just frames them as unintelligent or unaware of how effective spacexs engineering processes are.
Build, fail, repeat. All of those steps are on purpose.
My human wife left me,
My space ship left me,
Alone on this planet,
I have no one to man it,
I can't drink beer,
At least the alt-right doesn't fear me,
I'm alone on Earth,
I can't work on my girth,
Why don't people like me,
I'm not a banshee,
I'm an alien,
Definitely not a mammalian (ew),
My family loathes me,
I don't know why,
I give them clothes from me,
Maybe because I'm a blowfly,
I wish I could cry,
I want to go back to my home,
Good bye Earth,
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Courtesy of ChatGPT:
(Verse 1)
Well, gather 'round, folks, let me spin you a tale,
'Bout a man named Elon, set to set sail.
Started with Tesla, electric dreams in his hand,
But life threw a curveball, didn't go as planned.
Married to a queen, but the castle came down,
Divorce papers flying all over the town.
Custody battle, like a wild, wild west show,
But Elon's still standing, ain't ready to go.
(Chorus)
He lost his love, his rockets crashed in space,
Forty billion dollars, it's a hard-earned case.
But Elon keeps on smiling, though the world's gone astray,
In the face of chaos, he just shouts, "Hey, hooray!"
(Verse 2)
Lost a rocket or two, in the great cosmic sea,
But Elon's got Starship, just you wait and see.
A flamethrower in hand, and a grin on his face,
Says, "Life's just a journey, let's enjoy the race."
Ex-wife took a Tesla, but he's got the Cybertruck,
Lost some billions, but he don't give a...buck.
In the game of life, he's still rolling the dice,
Laughing in the wind, like a cowboy in the night.
(Chorus)
He lost his love, his rockets crashed in space,
Forty billion dollars, it's a hard-earned case.
But Elon keeps on smiling, though the world's gone astray,
In the face of chaos, he just shouts, "Hey, hooray!"
(Bridge)
Now the world may say, "Elon, what's your deal?"
But he's launching rockets, making electric cars real.
Mars is calling, and he's reaching for the stars,
In the face of setbacks, he's trading scars for memoirs.
(Verse 3)
So here's to Elon, in this country song tale,
Fighting through storms, like a ship with no sail.
Life may be crazy, but he's dancing in the rain,
Saying, "I'll build a new rocket, and I'll try it again."
(Chorus)
He lost his love, his rockets crashed in space,
Forty billion dollars, it's a hard-earned case.
But Elon keeps on smiling, though the world's gone astray,
In the face of chaos, he just shouts, "Hey, hooray!"
(Outro)
So raise a glass, to the man with the plan,
In this country ballad, where the dust meets the sand.
Elon's still riding, on that electric highway,
Laughing at the odds, shouting, "Hey, hooray!"
He got most of paypal by default early on as his product (the original X) merged with theirs, and then was kicked out (but retained a lot of stock) after doing a bad job at management.
(Verse 1)
Out here on the edge of the galaxy's arm,
In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm.
I'm missing that old Earth, its green and its blue,
But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.
(Chorus)
I've got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye,
Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky.
Missing my home, where the red rivers flow,
Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.
(Verse 2)
I dance with comets, race with the moon,
Sing to the void, out of tune.
I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song,
But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.
(Chorus)
Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache,
Wandering the heavens, for my old love's sake.
Under the glow of the distant sun's light,
I'm a space cowboy, lost in the night.
(Bridge)
Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire,
She mended my heart, filled me with desire.
But Earth's sweet memories, they call me back,
To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.
(Chorus)
With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head,
I think of Earth as I float in my bed.
The galaxy's wide, but my heart's still there,
In the sweet country air, without a care.
(Outro)
So I'll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues,
Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes.
But no matter how far, or where I roam,
My country heart still calls for home.
He'd be pretty happy about the space ship blowing up though. If it had crashed into the launch pad or something on takeoff, then it would definitely count.
(Verse 1)
Out on the edge of the Milky Way's glow,
Lived a billionaire with a heart turned to stone.
Forty billion stars in his name,
But in the cosmic dust, they just faded away.
(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.
(Verse 2)
He built his dreams on Martian sands,
A titan's castle in the stars' expanse.
But what's a kingdom with no queen or heir?
Just a lonely throne in the cold, silent air.
(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.
(Bridge)
Under the glow of a distant sun,
He wonders what he's really won.
Forty billion stars don't shine,
Like the love he lost in another time.
(Verse 3)
In the taverns of a spaceport town,
He drinks to memories that swirl around.
A family photo, a fading trace,
Of the life that vanished in space.
(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.
(Outro)
So here's to the man with everything,
Whose tears are hidden beneath his wings.
In the silence of space, he's left to roam,
A billionaire wandering far from home.
This guy is an asswipe who's lived outside of reality for like 25 years.
That being said, he lost 40b and is still the richest man in the world. At some point money doesn't even matter anymore, that's why Elon is fine burning cash in the Twitter dumpster fire to score political points and feel popular.
I also hate people acting like the starship test wasn't a great success. They're building a factory to build rockets and testing the output of this factory in incremental stages. The next one will go further and the one after that might even land. There's always the off-chance it'll just work on the first try, but it's never expected.
"Can't win 'em all" was what he said when she rejected him.
I wonder why she might have rejected her father when he's the richest man in the world and has the potential to make you wealthy and comfortable for the rest of your life?
Maybe he's not the best father and, like so much else about Elon, you've bought into yet more hype.
You’re aware that family members sometimes don’t like each other right? I never said he was father of the year, just that he still sees his kids. He’s got, like, 10.
How have I bought into Elon hype? Because I’m not circlejerking?