1y ago

Redditor when women

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The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing
- Homie, that "guy" is also a woman
  
  On dog, everyone internet. No one know human
  
  I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.
  
  There are no women on the internet.
  
  Nice Username!

You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?
- our own points of view
  
  Excellent gif from and excellent animated movie.
  
  ... OK, first time I've ever got this reaction for something I thought that was pretty obvious.

Fake + gay
Women are a rumor
- Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:
  Chupacabra
  The Jersey Devil
  Bigfoot
  Mothman
  Women on the internet
  
  There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
  
  Don't even have mothman as number 1, what are they even doing. That bizarre being is a hero, and he deserves respect.
  
  Where is Spezmen?
- Women were invented by plumbers to sell more public bathrooms

poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist
- There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.
  
  I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.
- Must be in one of those countries where women can use the internet.

There are no women on the internet
/s
- The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
  
  Men are 12 year old boys, women are adult men, and children are either FBI agents or catfishing pedophiles.
- There are no women on the internet
  !https://i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png
  
  Holy incel, batman!
- Everyone on the Internet is male until proven female
- Women is haram
  /s
  
  Reddit is a sausagefest and no, woman, you can't have any sausage!
  /s² = -/s
- How can women be real if our eyes aren't!
  
  Sometimes I wonder if he was trying to be deep somehow or if he just dropped a 10 sheet before going on twitter.
  
  The MOON hides FROM ME
- /s
  The reddit taint is strong with this one.
  
  you know that /s has been around since the discussion board days before Reddit was even a thing right?

People always forget about the rules of the internet.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet
- Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.
  And to that I say...
  
  I've never known men to be resistant to sending a dick pic. You don't even have to ask.
  Edit: missing letter.
  
  moobs
  
  This is brave
- Hello I am 5 years old and vulnerable 🖐️😩🖐️ and I'm definitely NOT an agent
- And if they do tits or gtfo!
- I had a three point argument ready on why that line is not sexist but i forgor 💀
  
  As I understand it, most girls on the internet are in fact dudes out to scam poor simple thirsty motherfuckers like us, so "tits or gtfo" is simply a type of verification process to protect ourselves 😇

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.
- I've done that many times

Women are a liberal lie
- true conservatives are extremely buff and only hang out with equally buff men at all times, including bed.
  if women existed then sleeping with them would be a profoundly beta move.
- Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I'm gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?
- Really? I have heard differently. I mean it's true in the dating sense of searching for relationships. However if you are single I hear getting laid is waaaay easier. They just straight up ask and go. So I'm told. What the hell do I know?
  
  It's different in some ways. Most of my friends are gay and they have specific apps for specific things. It seems very straightforward to find people to hook up with, but that's different than dating and looking for a relationship. Just like most people, many have various issues most likely stemming from society being lame about sexuality and such. They'll find someone who seems entirely put together and then get slammed with issues relating to abandonment, insecurities about their masculinity, or crazy jealousy.... So pretty much normal stuff.
  
  Yep, to the point where it is actually hard to meet with someone who is not immediately expecting sex.
  
  However if you are single I hear getting laid is waaaay easier
  It depends on the country you live in, really. I understand where you're coming from with this idea. In my home country, it appears that gay people are more open about their relationships than heterosexual people. It's a conservative country on this topic, but once I started traveling the world, I've come to learn that it's not the truth.
- Does one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?
  
  Is it supposed to be the woman who takes a long time? Because I'm a guy and she's always waiting for me. Not proud of this, but these stereotypes really don't help.
  
  It has to depend, I know some men take a long time to get ready too
  
  Fuck that stereotype. I'm in a lesbian relationship and getting ready for either of us is putting on pants and possibly a jacket.
  
  I have 6 teenage boys. Three of them are women by this definition.
  
  I was in a gay relationship once and at like 9:00 at night my boyfriend turns to me and goes: "Do you want wings?!?"
  I'm a bit shocked by the random question but go: "Hell yeah!" We jumped into the car, went to the wings place which closes at 9:30 mind you, got there at around 9:16, including driving. Like 9:27-9:45-ish, we're back and have a huge plate of wings and sides, just eating like animals
  So uh, it varies, but the possibility is definitely there for two men to have a tactical romantic excursion in record time XD
  
  Does one of them demand from the other to clean shave their entire body?

I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like...
- Im a woman so
  
  There are dozens of us! Dozens!
  
  there's at least the two of us
- [citation needed]
- more femboys, at least percentually, though worth it
- Checking in, am also women.
- in percentage or in total?
  
  Yes
- part-time woman here
- Also women here, hi.
- oh yeah dude, totally.
  (I am a woman)
- There also the ones that one would think it's a woman, because of the username.

The updoots tell a harrowing tale.
- Two alt accounts
  
  Right, two alt accounts for the benefit of the (check notes) 2 upvotes the one account receives?

Back in the day we had a rules of the internet and they were clear: there are no women on the internet. So you are not fooling me
- Can confirm. The moment my wife opens a web browser, her breasts invert, a beard grows out and a massive shlong replaces her lady cave.
  
  All transmascs should know this one trick
  
  Why did my brain have to imagine a detailed video of this? It's...horrifying to watch. :(

Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s
- Props for the interrobang
- That's a myth.
  It's always some guy pretending to be a girl.
- There Are No Girls on the Internet
- Yes. On onlyfan/s

Ah yes, the old "I reject your reality and substitute my own".
- That's a reference from where?
  
  Mythbusters: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AqSDQ5mR1gU

I've noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist
- Society was built and designed for/by men. Misogyny is hardcoded.
  
  For Better or Worse
- Men and women only exist when there is a need for a gender to be specified. Most of the time it's just "people".
  
  I'm all for (trans-inclusive) gender abolition, but this is just erasing invisibility of women and queers (e.g. history of science)
  
  Pretty much
- Oh yea, in like the 15 years online when people assume I'm a guy I don't bother to correct anyone anymore. The default assumption is that everyone is a dude, no matter how pink your profile pic is.
  The only exception is voice chat for obvious reasons but if you play online games with voice chat you only make the mistake of speaking a few times until you learn.
- And many are even offended at that fact

My homie need to go touch grass

Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay
- You are only properly straight if you even hate your own dick.
  
  The truly straight thing to do is to get bottom surgery to get as far away from your dick as possible

Does... does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j
- yay, we replaced it with more ?masculinormativity? :D.
  
  The ancient greeks are proud

Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.

What's red's username? PM_ME_YOUR_TITS?

This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.

What is a woman?
Clearly not that dude!
- A two legged creature without feathers.
  
  Featherless biped!

This goes to show how rare a women is on there ;)
- I would say it also much depends on the sub. There may be some subs where there ain't a man around.
  I don't remember the name, but that TERF sub is so extreme anti anything that isn't a "real" woman, that i never went in again, after a quick peek.
  They're scary.
  
  There are far less radical feminist men in general because the movement actually wants to destroy the patriarchy and gender stereotypes, third wave 'pickme girlboss show your tits to get ahead in capitalism' feminism is far more paletable to the male gaze.
  It's like how Joe Biden's leftwing ethos of screw the poor to pay rich capitalists and oil companies while making lipservice to vaguely progressive ideals (vaguely progressive in 1950) is popular because it's fundamentally anti-change where as anyone that actually wants structural change is automatically marked as a dangerous extremist and shunned.
  I've found that both TIRFs and TERFs do have a lot of understandable distrust and hostility towards men but are in general friendly to men who interact reasonably and take on board the things being said without making the normal kneejerk responses and 'but won't someone think of my pennis!' arguments.
  So yeah you'll likely find guys in most radfem spaces, except of course those designated explicitly for some purpose. Though yes I do feel being a man in a radfem space is similar to being a woman in tech or occasionally even a woman playing online video games - without the sexual harassment of course, and far less vitriolic abuse.

this is the most reddit thing i have seen in my life

They would never get that riddle where the surgeon turns out to be the kid’s mom.
- The kid was named finger

Oh I always for get that since my a women I can't be in the internet.

Stop hitting yourself.

Maybe he's just joking?
- Pretty weird joke.
  
  "straight women are gay because they have boyfriends" is an interesting thought experiment at the very least, if you don't put too much thought into that "experiment"
- A joke on MY internet?
  
  It's not likely. Don't think

androcentric thinking in a nutshell I guess

@nave@lemmy.zip
Hello, can we get the link of that Reddit post?
- Found it.

Unironically, enforce mandatory pronoun tags on Reddit then immediately give any cishet he/him a 3 day time out (was going to add on a bit going "the second he does X" but ngl, I think just a blanket temporary suspension approach would work way better until we figure this whole he/him thing out)
- Why, though? Isn't that discriminatory?
  
  It was just a dumb joke, not something meant to be serious.
  Take it like "kill all men" statements, when people say that they're not suggesting a serious and coherent plan for the mass genocide of half the human population, they're just venting frustration about men being dicks to them in their personal life

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