1y ago

Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical

www.salon.com Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical

A closer look at Boebert's wild night out shows activities not suitable for the eyes of children

As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert's wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of "Beetlejuice" the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.

Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert's exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.

"Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as 'threats to children,'" writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.

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What is this country coming to when you can't even go to a production of "Beetlejuice" and jerk your date off a bit while you get your hooters groped? Everyday our traditional American values of vaping indoors and being loud and unpleasant to those around us are being stripped away by cultural Marxists and the nanny state. How are our children going to meet their future husbands as minors at bowling alleys, when said husbands can't even publicly expose their genitalia without fear of the woke mob?
America isn't even half of what it used to be anymore! It's barely even Amer! That isn't even enough to guess the full word without the i, and soon enough we'll lose the r, and then none of us will ever get our tits wrenched in public again!
- All jokes aside, you're quite a good writer 👏
  
  Ame.
- This is all Consitutionally protected behavior.
  The 1st Amendment riight of Freedom to Press the Button om the vape.
  The 2nd amendment right to bare titties and arms.
  The 4th amendment right gauranteeing freedom to sieze the cock.
  And thos people that reported the vape should be arrested if they said "Fire" in a theater when mentioning the smoke.
  
  sieze the cock
  Oh coctain my cocktain 🫡
- Birth of a Pasta
- Read this in the TF2 soldier voice

Can you imagine the outrage if a Democrat did something like this? It would be front page news across the country, but this kind of vile behavior in front of children is just another day in GQPLand.
- Al Franken resigned for way less.
- Yeah, but she's a white cishet Republican gawdly woman. Know your place!
- Can you imagine the outrage if a Democrat did something like this?
  Now that Hunter's up on charges I'd love it if Biden went to twitter and posted some crazy rant about witch hunts complete with EMPHASIZED POINTS in ALL CAPS and then ended the tweet with something like "lol jk can you imagine if I were as unhinged as the orange spray tan?"
- Already happened:
  https://ktla.com/news/local-news/burbank-mayor-fires-back-after-drag-queen-spanking-video-prompts-vile-hate-speech/
  *Edit: I guess I pissed off a bunch of people here without context, I was simply pointing out the absurdity of this story being pushed by the media and the GOP. I honestly could give two shits about what the Mayor did. I live in his city!
  I wanted to show how far these right wing fucks have to reach to get any sort of credibility with their constituents.
  The Mayor can do whatever the fuck he wants at a private event. IT WAS A PRIVATE EVENT. Why the fuck is him spanking a drag queen a big deal?! The only people that gave a shit are the people I really don't want to be around. And now I'm feeling pretty alienated because of my lack of clarity here. The amount of anger that has been displayed here is actually disheartening. What happened to asking a simple question to get some explanation or debate going? Why is every political post so violently responded to REGARDLESS of political leaning? THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT! They want us to rip each other apart. No questions asked. A political sports contest with no winner other than the venue owners.
  I guess I'm going stop posting for a while and just lurk. I can't say shit without having a chance to explain. I automatically get labeled with extreme prejudice.
  My fault for saying anything. Sorry to those I triggered. Sorry for trying to get some semblance of an intellectual conversation/debate going.
  The hate is strong on both sides. I'm just trying to co-exist.
  Have a good one everyone. Hope your days go well.
  
  Huh. I searched that article for anything resembling a Democrat getting into a public groping session with someone in the middle of a crowded theater, and couldn't find it. Could you specify which paragraph I can find that in?
  
  Not even remotely the same, but whatever.
  
  Yes, being spanked as part of an 18+ drag show performance is equal to doing actual sex acts in an all-ages theater performance when you think no one is watching.
  /s if needed.
  
  False equivalence, a Maga specialty.
  
  So this was an all ages event with children present?
  Interesting party of the article. Maybe this isn't the equivalency you want it to be. "While the account correctly pointed out that people 15 and older were allowed to attend, the organizer of the Drag Queen Bingo event, the Santa Clarita Valley Democrats, released a statement explaining that no one under the age of 18 was present."

Don't forget, people. It's always projection with conservatives. Next time you hear one scream about pedos, might as well start looking at their hard drives :)
- do you guys not have an idiom for that?
  in Hungarian we have (literally translated) : How one lives, thus they judge.
  
  A classic that kind of means the same thing is "me thinks he doth protest too much" from Shakespeare to indicate someone who brings up a topic they are guilty of.
  
  We have acronyms
  Gaslight Obstruct Project
  
  "Suspicion haunts the guilty mind." in Ireland. Don't know if it's an Irish saying translated to English like many others.
  
  We do, but it is mostly used by children. "Takes one to know one."
  
  Them having an itch and that's all what they preach in Russian as well.
  
  Lefties sometimes say "every accusation is a confession."
  
  We have (very loosely translated) 'the innkeeper trusts his patrons as much as he trusts/knows himself' in Dutch. Or semantically more accurate would be 'an untrustworthy innkeeper distrusts his patrons'.
  
  We just call them “republicans”.
  
  In Mexico it's exactly like that "Como vives, juzgas"
  
  GOP: Gaslight Obstruct Project
  (Alternatively: Greedy Old Paedophiles.)
  
  "If you smelt it you dealt it"
  (A reference to flatulence)
- There are a few specific Republicans I can think of where I'd love to have their computers/phones looks into...and not just to find their involvement/support of the coup for donnie.
  
  They probably have illegal things on their computers/phones. Wouldn't be surprised as no Republicans are calling out Boobert (yes, with a o) or voted for people with questionable history.

At Beetlejuice the Musical
Man, you know what really gets me going? A corny zombie hit man singing showtunes.
- "Nice fuckin' model!"
- Hey, watch the friendly fire there.

Yeah but I’m sexually inappropriate for existing according to her
- Yeah but she's straight white and cis so it isn't icky.
  /S, obviously
  
  Yeah but that is their justification. She was having a whirlwind romance after a divorce, which is understandable. The in group can violate boundaries and so long as it’s insufficiently grievous to the level of in/out group division and context they get away with it. The out group is incomprehensible and must be thought of within their framework. Homosexuality is a sexual sin in their framework so gay love is grossly displaying unacceptable sexual behavior. Existing as a trans person is extra gay in their framework so it must be a fetish or something sexual and sinful. And with no in group protection…

Why hasn't she been arrested for public nudity, sex acts in public, and all the upgrades for committing these crimes in front of minor children?
- Everyone should start calling her a groomer I think. Just like everyone should refer to Gaetz as Groomer Gaetz.
  They absolutely hate it when you turn their terms around on them.
- Peewee was arrested for less and he was in a fucking porno theater for fuck sakes …. Arrest this removed.
- If there's hard evidence of this then she would probably be put on the sex offender's list wouldn't she?
  
  There's a video in the link.
  
  Well by certain new laws a child was present within a few feet. The woman behind them was pregnant. Such exposure to a child so young... so egregious.
- I mean yea, why hasn't she been though? If this was an adults only show I would still think this is bad but not that serious. While children are around though that is a really bad thing to do and they should definitely face legal consequences.
  If someone who wasn't a congressional representative did that they would surely go to prison right, and maybe put on that register for people who need to stay a certain distance away from schools and such?
- If she was a man she’d have been arrested already and publicly shamed as a pervert. They’d also question whether any of it was consensual.
  
  She is being shamed publicly as a pervert, that's what we're all doing right now and what these news sites are doing.
  
  The person she was with started it by grabbing her tits for a while. So, probably not.
  
  Franken was made to step down for posing to pretend to grab some boobage; Qbert has actual grope session with children present and still has her job - for now anyway.
  
  She was doing this with a man, and he wasn't arrested
- Point to the nudity, there's none in the linked footage
  
  She has her tits out lol.

Unreal. Absolutely fucking unreal. And these people have the gall to call reading fully clothed at a library a sexual act, but here the fuck they jerking off on public in front of kids.
I know I'm not saying anything new or interesting, but as someone who has felt threatened by the conservative groomer language as of late, this really fucking gets to me.
😡
- This quote by Sartre applies to Republicans
  Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
  In other words, they don't care about reason or consistency. If you point out that what they said is contradictory they don't care.
  You can't argue with them. You can't reason. They are consciously or otherwise operating from an emotional , literal nonsense, level of thought.
  They need to be removed from power and I don't really care that much which box of liberty gets used to get the job done.
  
  Sartre describing trolling.
  On the bright side, at least now we have a single word for it.

I'm old enough to remember this sort of thing having a deleterious effect on the career of Paul Reubens.
- You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different. Guy went from being the darling of every parent and the media to ostracized and no career for decades. It was rather unjust.
  
  You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different.
  Yup. His career was fucked for less than this.
- But Peewee was in a place where children are not allowed and the women were being paid to take off their clothes
- Paul Reubens
  People loved him. I don't think anyone loves her.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA2wNJXx6kE
  
  And yet she will experience fewer consequences than he did.
- Also from a Tim Burton film
- IOKIYAR.

Just imagine the outrage and slandering of entire demographics that would be going on if there were a gay couple instead, or if this was something that happened at a drag show.
Just something to think about when you see your 'christian' republican relatives play this down
- If AOC did this they'd burn down the Capitol
  
  Oh I'm sure that's coming in 2024 if no one does anything about it like last time
- Or if it has been exactly the same but with a democratic politician
- or if this was something that happened at a drag show.
  If God had a sense of humor, this would have all happened at a Mrs. Doubtfire show instead of Beetlejuice....

Exposing her boebs in public, giving her date a boener.
Disgusting boehavior
- Disgusting puns too. Never malign human sexuality or puns like that again.
  
  The only people who malign human sexuality are the ones who proclaim me and my partner are groomers by merely existing and then do shit like this in theaters.

So...were there children in the audience? Sounds like she could be forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
- There were, but for your idea to happen, the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable. And that's just not the case. If she was someone like AOC, or hell, any other DEM member, they would have already been forced to resign. But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
  
  forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
  the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable.
  …Has the state of New Rome/South Ontario deteriorated to such an extent that your political parties now have direct executive control or veto over the executive aspects of law enforcement?
  
  But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
  
  Oh yes Bobo, alright Bobo
- If she ever campaigns door-to-door she'll have to lead with that, heheheee

It's a good thing she isn't gay! Otherwise fondling someone's genitals in public around kids would have been a bad thing instead of a good thing.
- You don't even have to fondle if you're gay. Just being around kids is apparently bad
  
  Nah, they think gay people breathing is a crime.

I think at this point we can pretty much assume that anybody who makes public speeches about sexual perversion is, themself, a pervert.

So. Uhm.
Groping and giving a handy in public seems to be illegal in Colorado. And probably sufficient to land her on the sexual offenders list.
- Nothing is going to happen to her. She's a Republican.
  
  She's an official in a place of power, so she won't be charged. And since she's a republican, her constituents and colleagues well almost certainly defend this disgusting behavior.

A Republican guilty of a sex crime, whaaaaaaatttt?
- There's only one thing the gop loves more than LOUD projection and that's abusing kids. The party of the grand ol' pedophiles
  (TRUMP) Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/
  (TRUMP) Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser, sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/child-sex-trafficker-from-trump-tower-meeting-gets-10-year-sentence/
  (TRUMP) Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair, was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461
  Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ex-u-s-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-starts-prison-term
  Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43
  Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado, was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/
  Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
  Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. https://web.archive.org/web/20171129052114/http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971
  **Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/former-gop-chairman-arrested-on-child-molestation-charges
  Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587
  Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/registered-sex-offender-keeps-custody-of-daughter
  Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29
  Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/
  Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334
  Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo
  Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
  Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html
  Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
  Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html
  Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded "a return to traditional values", was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex
  Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html
  Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html
  Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
  Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx
  Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2007/Oct/08/ln/hawaii710080338.html
  Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2002/oct/14/assembly-candidate-gardner-ruled-ineligible-due-to/
  Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. https://www.wgal.com/article/council-accepts-resignation-of-member-imprisoned-for-rape/6189408
  Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in prison http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repubscandals101707.php
  Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Robin_Vanderwall
  Republican city councilman Mark Harris, described as a “good military man / church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
  Republican Brandon Hixon, Idaho State Representative, resigned while under criminal investigation for molesting two girls, including a young female relative for more than 10 years, then killed himself three months later, shortly before his ex-wife and two others were to testify before a grand jury. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brandon-hixon-former-idaho-lawmaker-facing-sex-abuse-inquiry-kills-himself/
  Republican Tony Yocham, Hamilton, TX Chief of Police, was arrested by Texas Rangers on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child. https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county-chief-of-police-arrested-for-continuous-abuse-of-a-child
  Republican Nathan Larson of the Virginia House of Delegates is a self-confessed pedophile and white supremacist. Was arrested on felony charges for kidnapping, child abduction, soliciting child pornography from a minor and meeting a child for the intention of sex. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-pedophile-white-supremacist-arrested-kidnapping-12-yr-old-girl-n1251832
  NOTE: I'm reaching the character limit on Reddit posts, so here's a website with a list of about 1000 of these republican shit stains on humanity.
  
  Holy shit thats a lot. I wished lemmy had a save option like shitdit, imma referre to this next time i come across someone talking about the democrats being full of pedophiles.
  
  Shhh you said Reddit.
  
  Didn't donnie brag about busting into underage dressing rooms, as well as wanting to bang, er, "date", his own fucking daughter, the old fucking weird groomer?

For someone who is worried about the sanctity of marriage when gay people wanna do it, she sure is publicly stepping out on her husband before their divorce is finalized.
- She would never contradict her positions on important stuffs! /s
  To hell with this lady. (I deliberately modified "fuck this lady," because I don't want her to have any opportunity to enjoy anything.) Piece of shit.
- I was about to say - that didn't take long!
- Oh my, that’s a sin!! But she’s sorry so it’s okay.

Is she divorced yet? Don't Christians frown on adultery too?
- Well, they say they do, but my experience in rural towns says they believe otherwise. Hell, growing up our married pastor was banging the married organist and then they ran away together.
  
  Organist, indeed.
  
  You from Appalachia? Because damn bud, I seen exactly that happen here haha.
  
  That's about on-brand.
- Speaking as someone going through a divorce, and it may be different in Colorado, but generally speaking as long as you are legally separated, by law it's not considered adultry. And being legally separated may be as simple as one person moving out of the family home.
  
  Christians care more about the law of God. Well, they pretend to.
  
  In Qbert's own words:
  I'm tired of this separation of church and state junk. This is not in the Constitution, it was in a stinking letter and it means nothing like what they say it does
  So, she seemingly doesn't care about actual rule of law and what the State might say on matters like divorce. Of course she said this while in a church, and I seem to recall that women are not supposed to be doing that, according to the god of her chosen lifestyle. She is to remain silent in church.

Lauren is a trashy piece if shit. Vaping in a thestre, letting her bf feel her huge tits in front of people and being a disgusting woman in general. Pretty insane times we’re living in these days. The republican party has very quickly turned from suited up war machine puppets to cigarette smoking, fake tits and orange makeup
- ... huge?
  Uh, nah
  
  Lmao love that this is in contention.

Indecent Exposure charges when?

You can take a woman out of a trailer, but not a trailer out of a woman.
- Or the cock out of her hand in the particular situation!
  
  A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)
- You can take the trailer out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the trailer.
  
  Yes you can. That's how she got on the date.
- Come on, give them a break. They spent all day getting that trailer in there.
- A girl with an IQ over 70 gave him a hard on.

Is this an SNL skit?
- Don't insult SNL like that. 😂🤣
  
  Like I said a billion times here: truth is often stranger than fiction.
- I've had to ask myself that so many times since donnie threw his hat into the ring in 2015....there was a brief period of time when Palin as a choice for VP caused me to do the same, but thankfully, she was kept out of power.
  The "election" of donnie into office has freed the Republicans to be just as awful as they've always wanted to be. The mask is fully off now.
- It feels like it, but surprisingly enough this is reality. They say truth is often stranger than fiction, and I think the past decade has demonstrated that to everyone.

Date or client?
- No need to shame honest hard working sex workers
  
  They were shaming a dishonest sex worker.
  
  Keyword: honest.
- he was lobbying
  
  No, they were clearly still in the theater. The lobby is where the "Do you know who I am?" and "I'm going to call the mayor!" parts happened.
- Can you imagine your standards being so low that you date boebert
  
  I'll be honest, if I was single and deaf, I'd throw her a bone

I'm just surprised that the man isn't Gaetz. They were 100% having an affair while she was still married to her pedophile husband.
Looks like exposing yourself in front of children is just Boebert's fetish. Odd choice for a GOP lackey, since they're always droning on and on about protecting children. Once again, the calls are coming from inside the house with them.
- Odd choice for a GOP lackey
  Hypocritical choice, but not odd for a GOP lackey in the slightest.

Why is watching Beetlejuice making these people so horny?
- He's the ghost with the most baby!
  
  I suspect there might be ghosts with more baby than Beetlejuice.
- Imagine jacking your date off to this fuckin' banger.
  https://youtu.be/_Ny0TiS-Ins?si=Ne4YaA5buNqCyBlY
  
  Been there. Things worked out.
- She was probably sexualized while watching it as children.

What even the fuck is this timeline?
- The stupidest one.
  
  The Idiocratist ome.
- The one where it all comes crashing down in the end.
- The reality is whenever this stuff happened before social media it was brushed under the rug thanks to complicit media 'aw geeze, our guy got arrested beating another hooker, he still supports tax cuts for the rich, right? Print that story we made up about their guy instead...'

There are areas of the USA where what Boebert and her man are doing could land them both on the sex offenders' list for life. She has her hand on der wienerschnitzel, he has his on her boobies, in a crowded theater during a show.
I've done the same, but in the balcony at a movie theater, with no-one else within a dozen rows. Also, I was in my late teens, and not a member of Congress.
- Wait you're missing something: she's a white conservative Christian. Ergo her behavior can not be immoral, QED.
- Were they trying to "groom" children in the area into the heterosexual lifestyle?
- Also, I assume, you weren't at the same time calling gay people scum and condemning everyone else not adhering to some religious purity bullshit sinners that will rot in hell.
- There are areas of the USA where what Boebert and her man are doing could land them both on the sex offenders’ list for life.
  You have to admit, that's a bit extreme. It's not like she was giving him a BJ in a crowded theater.

Every update to this story brings more WTF.

Apologies for the Facebook link, it was sent to me the other day but this guy says it in a way that I never could... https://www.facebook.com/reel/1341970406741583?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw
- That was... fantastic. Seriously, that is some high quality vertical truck selfie rant. Although, to be fair, that genre doesn't offer much competition... Nonetheless, A+++. Three Whiskey Tangos.
- Apologies for the Facebook link
  Equivalent content from first four search results for "Trae Crowder Lauren Boebert":
  Twitter.
  Youtube. (Longer.)
  Facebook. (Landscape.)
  TokClockTikTok.
  
  Fertile crescent of crazy crackers
  chatGPT of misinformed hate
  
  Thank you for the links!
  
  Thank you for copying that!
- That was fantastic, well put.
- That was hilariously articulate and well-put. Thanks for sharing!

I'm still baffled that no sextape of that woman has ever leaked
- Oh, I'm sure several people who fund her have copies.
  
  I like to imagine funding in this case is just buying her pornos.
- Same. Is there a waiting list we could subscribe to?
  
  Next

NICE FUCKING MODEL!!
::HONK HONK::
- Sewer count: 667
- You've forced my mind to paint a clear picture of this.

As a 35M, with a healthy sex life to my wife 40 (2-3times a month)
When does getting a dry handy in a public venue ever constitute legitimate foreplay, also the wrenching and single handing her breast like it's a stress ball? its like watching teenagers figure it out.
I would have to be full on crank 2 with my wife taunting me to even keep it up with that many people around...but, hey good for Boebert, she's definitely finding 'quality' sexual intimacy in her continuous selection of partners.
- Well sir I'm a bit jealous. But might i remind you this is a Wendy's.
  
  Can I get a Baconator, a large fry, and a large chocolate Frosty please?

She was blowing vape clouds right at people. Just trashy behavior.
- I vape to stop myself from smoking cigarettes. Vapes can be as discreet or as visible as you want, based on how you use it, with a little bit of technique I can make sure that almost 0 visible vapor is ejected (still wouldn't do it in a theater though).
  What I'm saying is, if you're putting out clouds in people's faces, it's because you're an ass and doing it on purpose.
  
  Yeah, you can stealth vape. Just hold it in a couple seconds longer and discreetly blow it at the floor. If people were noticing her vaping in a dark theater, she was either coughing or chucking clouds.
  Or vaping weed, that skunk smell can spread fast.

That explains her apology earlier. I thought maybe hell had frozen over when I read she’d apologised, but now it seems she was just trying to get ahead of this (pun not intended).

Oh suuuure, when Pee-Wee Herman did it, it was a misdemeanor, but I guess we have higher standards for our kid's show hosts than our members of Congress!
- Except he was doing it at a porn theatre while not sitting near anyone rather than in the middle of a full regular theatre with people including children all around them.
  He did nothing wrong and lost ~20 years of his career, whereas Boebert will probably GAIN from this if anything..

Former prostitute, Lauren Boebert? The Lauren Boebert who married the pedophile who exposed himself to a group of underage girls, one of whom was Lauren Boebert? Grandmother at 36 Lauren Boebert?
This seems on brand for her.

Video is in the article
- I uh, don’t think I want to see that thanks.
  
  It's blurred, don't worry.
  That said, I had no idea Boebert was packing such high-caliber guns this whole time. Doesn't change how I feel about her; she's still scum. But dayum.
- Seems to be gone now.
  ...Anyone got another link?
  
  https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1702815514387444211
  Vid was shared in this post on Twitter

Waitaminute, you are telling me that Qbert, Colorado's version of Sarah Palin, is doing this?

party of family values indeed
- Family Values Tour '98 featuring LIMP BIZKIT!!!!

Literal trailer trash.

Beetlejuice and Boebert is the new Netflix and Chill?
- Open-Air B&B
- I think I'll pass on Boebertjuice.

Well, I think this is more evidence that she fucked Ted Cruz.

Disgusting ! Anyone has a link to the video?
- It's literally in the article (embedded as a video tweet)

I thought she had a husband?
- Bro, that was like 2 weeks ago, let me catch you up. She became a grandma in her 30's, lost interest in her pedo husband, filed for divorce, and is now galavanting around with some rebound dude while publicly getting her Boebertjuice flowing at a Beetlejuice show. All while doing her darndest to undermine democracy and erode whatever remains of the country's integrity.
  
  Boebertjuice
  I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
  
  What a bad day to have eyes. "Boebertjuice"??
- She filed for divorce in May.

She'll be fine, she's a Republican. They never go after their own.
- Except when you run your mouth about the coke.

https://www.denvercenter.org/tickets-events/beetlejuice/
Contains strong language and mature references
Indeed.

This reminds me of this
- Yeah a little? But this is an elected official with real power misbehaving in public as well as being hypocritical with their anti-lgbt "for the children" stance.
  As far as political news goes, this is pretty mild in terms of scandal. Not sure anybody's mind is going to change about her as a result of this, but I think if it can end up in an honest attack ad then it's probably newsworthy.
  
  "It's 10pm. Do you know where your senator is?"
  
  Keep in mind that she won her district by a super narrow margin. After this, I'd say she loses easily next time round. To the point that I wouldn't be surprised if she gets primaried.
  
  Having watched the video, it's milder than these comments let on. But still, trashy as hell for anyone, but understandable if they were teens.
  So why is this not front-page news? Have we fallen so far?
- Bobert has a lot more political power than Gomez
  
  Yeah, but the news are in the same spirit

Have the cops been called?
- Even if they were, she's a politician, they'd just get an autograph, take her to an alley, and 10 min later be on their way.

Damn, Bobo. Yousa hoho.

can i say something without everyone getting mad

Give It a break all. They are just brushing up on their original job skills. I think they have a meeting with Ted Cruise next week.

Beetlejuice hasn’t been this popular since 1988.
- I mean, Beetlejuice 2 is coming out soon, so this might all be some brilliant viral ad performance piece.
  
  Ugh, really? I hate the reboot/sequel cashgrabs of Sacred Eighties Shows 🥺 I'm scared to look up who will befoul the legacy of Keaton, Ryder, and Davis.
  A non-USian, even I was dismayed when the results said Boebert won by 546 votes. Hopefully that's a motivator for next time.
  Edit: It's Keaton, Ryder, and O'Hara. Fuckin Burton playing to my nostalgia; still feels like impending disappointment.
- The musical is super popular right now. Not my thing, but it is.
  Also, it's a really good movie.
  
  Oh the movie is fantastic. I love it.

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