Poor baby

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Who sleeps while cooking rice?
- People who pre-set their rice cooker. Common in Asian countries/cultures.
- I think some rice cookers popular in Asia do have features to keep it warm, activate at a certain time etc. Perhaps you want cooked rice for breakfast (perhaps already cooled down but still moist and fluffy), or have it prepared so you can make Sushi later while taking a nap. Can definitely see the usecase in a food culture with lots of rice.
  
  Sounds like timed coffee machines, but for food. Even better.
  
  is it possible to get rice cookers that don't default to a warming mode? Even the cheapest rice cookers I've found in the UK only have a cook and warm mode when it's plugged in
  
  Who makes sushi while they're napping?
- Asian moms.
- I’m going to guess you didn’t come from an Asian household? There’s almost always a rice cooker running or on keep warm. The kids find it weird when there’s no rice immediately available. Also, it keeps the bacteria at bay while you’re taking a nap.
- My rice cooker keeps rice hot for up to 30 hours. Very convenient.
  
  What happens after 30 hours?
  I mean, if you’re gonna keep it that long, why not just keep going?
- One member of the household cooks rice while the other is napping?
- okay, so my rice takes 7 minutes to come to temperature, 12 minutes to cook, and 15 minutes to cool properly (that is important). i can rush it and get bad rice in 20 minutes or good rice in 35. maybe i want to wake up to rice.
- Nap?
- I like to set up the breadmaker overnight so I wake up to hot fresh bread. I guess it's the same with rice.

"Why did you make my food so hot and hard to get too. It's hurting me!" *takes another bite "it's still hurting me!"

I'm that cat with fresh hot pizza.
"Ah! Hot hot hot!" takes another bite "Ahhh!"
- Molten cheese burning the top of your mouth. Then you have that tiny flap of burnt mouth top hanging down for the rest of the evening.
  
  I happened to have a dentist appointment the day after doing exactly that. The hygenist and dentist enjoyed some playful banter at my expense regarding the painful joy of hot fresh pizza
  
  "Burnt mouth" cracked me up 😂 I always just called it burnt skin but never talked to anyone about it, so it was enecpected to see it be called something else

"HEY! HEEEEEEEY! nom COME HERE! nom YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND! nom nom WE SHALL NOT STARVE TODAY!"

What kind of cat eats rice? Mine barely eats cat food...
- Mine eats any and all carbs. Rice, bread, potatoes, sweet potatoes, peas, triscuits…
  She turns her nose up at raw salmon though. Such a weirdo.
  
  Don’t cats get the equivalent of lactose intolerance when they eat carbs? I thought they basically can’t digest carbs.
- Mine likes to eat popcorn and packaging tape
- I had a cat that liked rice.
  He also like to eat corn, especially off the cob. He also liked frozen minted peas. Mother fucker thought was candy.
  
  Well mint is in the same family as cat nip
- i had one that would DEVOUR watermelons. which was great, because kidney problems. we haven't been able to teach another cat to eat them since.

Honestly, I get it.. Pizza is all I say

I hope you are suitably proud. What a smart cat!

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