2w ago

The reason women cover their drinks

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This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip
- My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns' names come up on TV
- This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip
  An anti-abortion tip? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
  
  It's just the tip!
- This is a shitpost.
  If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.
  
  Throwing you drink in their faces is the only safe thing to do.

I'm a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
- I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
  
  Show her the photo. She will understand.
- I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
  These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren't easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
  They'd be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.

If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.
- I'm genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don't even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they're arll pieces of shit.
  
  The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don't even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
  It's not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
- Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.

These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant
- It's their evil origin story

Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
- PeeWee Himmler
- i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
  
  On the ultimatum note... there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn't know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn't seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn't want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven't seen him since, it's been like a decade.

Stevie looks like a melting penis.
- Elon's, post surgery.

Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.

Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don't even know (or at least I don't remember) his name.
Like... omg look so close to putin
- Stephen Miller. I'm hesitant to call people evil but... he is. He's more or less the USA's shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump's right hand man and has the clown president's trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
  
  I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler's right hand man for most of Nazi Germany's existence. They're both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
- Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it 'all white'.
- Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn't wanted that to slip out. I wouldn't pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.

An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with

They all even look like pieces of shit.
- While simultaneously looking like taking a shit.

The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.

My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I'm not even a woman.

That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.
- Oh shit, I didn't even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.
- That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into... Can't feel too bad for them, they'll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words....
- He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can't go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.
- Wait, are you telling me that wasn't a shitpost? That couldn't have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.

US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it's a historical event in it's own right.

I hate that I like his suit
- You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
  
  No i didn’t
- It would be a shame to ruin it.
  Although the middle one is kind of the go-to Dodgy Used Car Salesman outfit.

There's a whole lot of overcompensation for insecurity pictured here.

who are these people?
- L-R:
  Trump's closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
  Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
  One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
- One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
  
  Now that you mention it, aren't both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??
- All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other two losers are.
- One of the three Stooges, and friends

Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.

miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right

None of these guys are fuckable. To their wives: wtf?
- They didn't cover their drinks. When you live together, you can't cover your drink all the time. Sometimes he's in an exceptionally good mood, and you can't remember what you did last night.

And I'm not even a couch

And why couch covers exist.

"The reason women and some couches cover their drinks"
FTFY

They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!
- WTF is that boy wearing??? No one is gonna get laid in that outfit unless it's a clown convention.

Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
:::

Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.

3 of the 4 horsemen of white mediocrity

Buy a lady a fresh drink, don't leave things to chance. Way too many creepers out there and I don't trust them. Women shouldn't either.

And cover their couches (badum tiss)

With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won't have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.

Id, ego, superego
- Larry, Curly, Moe

"We're cool! We ARE! You aren't cool, we are, so we say who's cool, and you aren't cool. We are. So there."
"Yeah, sure, you're real cool, whatever."
"Well, we are."
"Mm-hm."

Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.

Stevie

Benny

Come on women are fine with these guys around. Little girls though....

We've given them enough rope, these apes just have to figure out how to turn it into a noose. They will succeed, eventually. Hopefully, the Dems will understand how to stay out of the way, not stop them, and capitalize on the opportunity. 🤞

PeeWee German

https://youtu.be/YR7H71eSL6Q

Can’t forget tampon Tim

They should also close their legs. There's a reason these genetics thrive.
- Imagine being so sexist that you even blame women for a group men of being cunts.
  
  Imagine not knowing how reproduction works.
- Yikes
- Are you going for irony? Your misogyny is a big part of what this meme is about.
  
  Plenty of female scumbags out there, look at Kirk's wife, you think those offspring aren't going to have some tendencies?
  When you're done growing up and stop calling people misogynists, you'll see what a great species we are and end up hating everyone. It will happen, unless you've had a brain injury.
- That is not....that is not how genetics work! What?
  
  Oh dear, are you a Lamarckian? My apologies.

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