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3w ago

Parenting advice

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole
- Of coarse not
  
  Knot a chance
- Next thing you’re gonna tell me that one day blinding stew doesn’t exist either…
  
  You eat it or we send you back up to deal with the Nords. You’re call.
- Somebody hasn’t been eating their blind stew.

Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?
- I'm thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision
  
  I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so
  
  just take any stew .... and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi
- Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses for 1/7 of a week?
  
  Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?
- Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? "You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you'll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I'm not gonna tell you for how long!" And in the schools, stories go around like "Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!"???
  
  Clearly, you don't have the maternal instincts either.

Posting about Windows on Lemmy only to get "switch to Linux" in the comments:
- I’m certain you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.
  
  Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
  I use arch btw
  
  Yup, I had a whole different set of issues to fix when I switched to Linux. 😅
- posting on lemmy that im switching from linux to windows
  
  I feel like that would cause the devs to implement a max downvote limit.
- That sounds like good advice, you should take it.
  
  Is it? I switched ten years ago, and I had to switch back in two years. And even this year, I couldn't even finish writing my plugin on Linux because support for the software I needed is still lacking.
- Here, enjoy this stew.
- It's easier to ignore asshole comment sections than an asshole OS.
- I've been probably saying that for longer than you have been alive

I don't see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I'll look into it tomorrow
- Common punishment since it doesn't cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.
- I'm sure you'll see the light by then.

I'm a single father so I don't have the "maternal" instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.
- Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?

This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.

1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name
- Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?
  
  Bowling for Blinding Soup
  1 Day Blind

Is this from a Tim Robinson skit? I swear I've heard of this stew before...
- Not that I’ve seen but it’s definitely the vibe.
- Looks like a truewagner bit, in which case it's probably just nonsense
  edit: yep, posted Jan 30 2024

Alright but where's the recipe?
- !ididnthaveeggs@sh.itjust.works
  
  I didn't have the stew that makes you go blind for one day, so I substituted beef broth. My daughter didn't go blind. One star.
- Calling All Dads....
- Asking for a friend who has a daughter who bites hair, definitely not for my daughter who also bites hair.

I read this in lemongrab's voice unfortunately
- No no that’s much better.

I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.

Biting hair is not as bad as biting skin 🤔
My parent friends with kids that bite were biting back and it worked like a charm.

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