Found in the "mental health room" of my university library, thought it was a joke at first
Found in the "mental health room" of my university library, thought it was a joke at first
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Who gave the business major a marker?
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It just says mental health room. It doesn't say it's good mental health.
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Legit lol
Milk came out of my nose... Which was weird because I was drinking diet pepsi
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That's brain cum.
Source: I have a MSc in Neuroscience
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That is harassment.
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I think it literally is, meaning, that that is not written by staff and/or authorised by the Organisation.
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Don't wake up to be fucking Average
Spoken like a true Average
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Me, waking up to be below average: "Good morning! 😃"
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Yeah. You want to know what the people excelling in college are doing? Laughing at the med students still studying as they leave their labs at 2am to go decide whether they're going to fuck or sleep, knowing they don't have time for both.
Well it's that or they're living a balanced life. Idk I was fueled by fumes and insane dedication in college. Fuck I miss it, and the ability to live like that.
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A business major wrote that. Their dream career is either a Crypto Life Coach, or a LinkedIn Recruiter.
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Crypto Life Coaches ought to be more chill. Dollar cost averaging beats most active strategies and you get to sleep in.
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Maybe it is actually the anti-mental health room.
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Or a metal health room
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or the Bad Mental Health room
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Your University is a joke if any staff member approved of that.
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It's just a room you walk into, I doubt anyone really monitors it too much
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You'd be surprised
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would you? ive worked in 3 colleges. no one does anything beyond what their base employment contracts them to do. theyre burned out as it is
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I really don’t think I would.
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Fuck all that
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I would walk up and erase that shit
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Just erase a couple of words.
Don't wake up. Be fucking average.
If you're sacrificing everything for your studies, you don't deserve success.
ass up ok
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Just draw a huge cock and balls. It would be a marked improvement.
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Oh that's an inspo poster who's gonna spend their entire 20's 30's and 40's on coke
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At that rate, they'd be lucky to see 40. 🙃
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I'm okay with being a disappointment to whatever asshole wrote that.
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Well, looks like it scored -421 points at the bottom there anyway
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My ancestors are proud of me, because I know how to spell "disappointment", and have never written a misspelled word in black marker whilst trying to condescend to people I should be supporting.
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I, too, am proud of you.
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Aw thanks 🥹
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The mental health room was visited by someone with mental problems.
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Mental Health, manfluencer edition
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nice username
u/ ass ass ass in
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Say it nice, say it thrice
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Not tough enough for a true wakeup call. Wipe it all off, and replace with:
- Your friends think you're stupid!
- All the other kids are staring at you!
- Mommy and Daddy fight because of something you did!
- You walk funny!
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Once I studied at a school where the 6th graders knew me as "The girl who walks weirdly"
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Life is a marathon.
You can treat it like every day is a sprint, but eventually you’re going to break down.
Take the pace that keeps you going, take breaks, walk if you need to.
When we’re all dead the only question that will have mattered was whether you were happy and not if you met some arbitrary bar in another persons head.
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Nobody’s obituary reads “known and beloved for increasing shareholder profits.”
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I was academically dismissed from college four time and have a university studies degree and a 2.0 GPA. I now have a 6 figure salary. You degree is only a peace of paper, don't sacrifice your heath for a peace of paper.
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As a counterpoint, your salary is mainly a reflection on how much profit can be made by your skillset/location at a given point in time. I'm not a fan of tying people's worth to their profitability. It's devoid of any type of ethical concern.
If we as a society tie profitability to societal good, then I'll be on board.
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I am right there with you, and went through a lot to get to this point. Also my salary is more a supply vs demand issue, I am a cost to companies but they need me.
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Someone is going through some shit.
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Mental health room, more like Emotional Damage room.
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I'll have you know I fuck WELL above average.
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I'm so fast I can beat anyone!
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Professor Asian-Tiger-Mom with PhD at University of Wechat
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Maybe there was a group therapy and the exercise was writing the monologue they wake up to down...? Then they of course reflected together why those were not useful messages and they learnt better ways to address their worries. (Let me dream).
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University should break you to a certain degree, but it shouldn't shatter you or destroy you. It's like training for a marathon, if you just do sprints to failure every day you won't ever run a marathon you'll just get hurt. No you've got to slowly ramp up and take your rest days.
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it has to be right? right?
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This post is such a fucking disappointment, just like OP.
Please wire me $2,000 for fixing your mental health issues.
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4/19 and 4:20 I've got down. What's -421?
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421 downvotes
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Was this written by every life coach?
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Wow, I can read Chinese?!
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... and how does that make you feel?
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Guilt-tripping students into burnout? Ah yes, just what they need
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I would add a "/s" or "{s}" at the end to convert this trash into sarcasm.
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lol
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Makes a rant about someone being a disappointment
Doesn’t spell disappointment correctly