Terrible idea
Terrible idea
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Well at least that's a flared base.
But, uhm... context?
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everything everywhere all at once
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From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
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It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?
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Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
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Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
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You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that's not uncommon).
The butt thing does make it funnier though.
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I presume since the beer bottle says... squints Cream Blindness......... that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone's favorite: AI slop.
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Actually it says "Ocean Blindness." And apparently it's a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
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Thanks for digging, that's cool. I'm glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.
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Could bring a whole new meaning to the term "butt chug"
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I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
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Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen
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Been saying it for a while, we need to universally un-stigmatize putting things up your butt. The world would be a better place.
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thats what a rookie would say!
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Prob isn't even on a first name basis with the good ER folk.
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Proper equipment
Like a keg?
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A jar
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Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
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Wash the sand off first
Or don't if that's what you're into
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What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
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If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
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Well of course, the base isn't flared.
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CyberOSHA over here demanding we don't have fun ...
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Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the sand. This for somewhere else.
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Nope, nope, nope, this is for nowhere. I'm having vivid flash backs of the jar video.
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I'm thinking anus.
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Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the anus. This for somewhere else.
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That's how you get another '1 man 1 jar' incident.
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🎶 If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arse, there's a point it mustn't pass If it's going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
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clap clap.
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I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…
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Sand to sand!
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))<>((
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That's not the way to go about it, now I'm definitively thinking about it. 🫠
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But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?
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Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?
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Meh. Just use lube and don't let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don't leave glass bottles on the beach, that's just rude.
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And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
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Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
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Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
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Those things look fun to throw
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Bet if you put fletching on it you could get some good long distance accuracy.
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My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
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How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
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I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn't do it in reverse with the swelling.
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So you get warm beer?
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Not if you go to a cold beach.
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Well it's not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
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This is just a tiny amphora, the Greeks have this Japanese designer beat by about 3000 years
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Hopefully these don't shatter as easily as the big ones ...
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Obviously there's the but stuff, but isn't sticking the bottle in the sand bad anyway because it could lead to broken glass?
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aaaaand the ER’s filling up.
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But it is designed, to be stuck into the sand … designed to!! Why then shouldn't I think about sticking it into the sand at the beach, why?!
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Because it is coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.
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The message from the ER doctor suggest that ge expects people to put them in their butts, and advises that they not.
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Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?
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What are you doing step-brother?
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Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
Sorry you didn't understand it.
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See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one's anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
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Isn't it also probably dangerous in the sand?
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Glass on the beach is always an asshole move.
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Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
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Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
Where's fisting enthusiast when you need him?