Sounds about right
Sounds about right
Comments
126-
-
Based on the lips, allergies to shellfish or nuts.
-
-
A number of individuals have been identified as or described as having Mar-a-Lago face. They include:
- Matt Gaetz
- Kimberly Guilfoyle
- Karoline Leavitt
- Laura Loomer
- Kristi Noem
- Lauren Sánchez
- Ivanka Trump
- Lara Trump
- Melania Trump
-
-
Baseball game? Definitely the peanuts.
-
i was going to say fellatio "secretions":.
-
-
Lip filler and a bottle of bleach?
It is funny to me, but I guess it makes sense. Conservative "beauty" is some standard look because they value conformity.
Progressive beauty is diverse because we value difference.
-
-
its almost always blonde hair too.
-
Which is weird because blonde hair often turns darker after childhood unless someone is always under sunlight and even then there's no garuntee. Hell I was born blonde and my hair turned rust red with age, the parts that have bleached from sunlight are just an even more rusty red. So it always looks artificial unless someone has had some very specific luck.
-
-
-
Black eyes
-
A humiliation and domination kink, because they love having their rights stripped from them and being dominated by the state
-
Nawww, lots of Democrat women have those. They just keep it in the bedroom like civilized people.
-
Yeah or as I always say, just because something gets you off, doesn't mean it's a good way to run a society or even a life.
-
-
alot of white women needs the "mar-a-lago" face in order to have a conservative husband. its usually almost always blond people.
-
-
Certainly not the capacity to feel shame
-
-
Faith
-
God she's so Christian
-
I haven't watched South Park in a long time but boy did they nail that one.
-
-
Brain damage.
-
- Stockholm syndrome
- Domestic violence
-
Vapid obsession with wealth and vanity to the point that they permanently fuck up their faces in the pursuit of some twisted version of "beauty" they will never have?
-
I’m pretty sure that one crosses the political spectrum.
-
If all you have to say about someone, especially women, is theyre ugly consider saying nothing, look, it's easy:
whats one thing republican women have that democrat women dont?
A copy of mein kamph on their bed side table
except you can barely say that about dems
-
-
What are they even referring to? What are they saying democrat women do not have? I don't get it.
-
A certain je ne sais quoi. Because they're worse by any concrete measure.
-
A husband that isnt spraying blood from his throat!
-
-
Silicone?
-
The desperate urge to put themselves above other women?
-
A wasted education?
-
You
guysgirls have an education?
-
-
A willingness to vote against their own interest.
-
A reprehensible, destructive world view based on hatred and lies?
-
Why are you assuming I wouldn't let my husband get some pipe?
-
Let me be more precise: a husband with a Grindr account the wife doesn’t know about and approve of.
-
Bi erasure is strong
-
Bi promiscuity stereotype is strong
-
-
-
Crippling insecurity.
-
Bruises
-
black eyes, probably some pressuring of sex from a conservative husband, or BF.
-
-
Botox.
-
So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don't wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.
The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.
-
I guess whatever is taboo within your social situation, eh.
-
Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.
-
-
A lot of racists absolutely love interracial porn. Half of 4chan /b/ and /pol/ posts are about big black cocks.
-
-
Well at least they don’t lack self esteem and feel the need to attach their identity to a political party. Like not many democrat voting women call themselves a Democrat woman.
-
Holy hell, this is a horrific burn ... but so true.
-
Those faces could scare the stone off of a gargoyle.
-
A REVERSE meduasa.
-
They look normal to me.
-
I didn’t even notice their faces
-
-
Bigass foreheads?
-
The proud absence of higher education?
-
The fact that they even feel the need to do this shows how insecure they are AND how jealous of liberal women they are. To this I say, YOU SHOULD BE! You have zero morals and if I were you I wouldn’t be able to look myself in the mirror.
-
Those are “godly” women? Lip filler, tits on display, putting their vanity on the Internet?
This brand of Republicans sure is fucking weird.
-
Tits on display
Are they?
I agree with the sentiment of your post here, but they just aren’t.
-
-
Accurately observed.
-
I can't imagine being with someone who works this hard for approval.
Thanks republican men! You really took a bullet for us well adjusted men on this one.
-
They can both have wild daddy issues, but conservatives have the "daddy was always right!" type, lefty girls would have...other types. Doesn't matter, not kosher or polite.
-
Haha gays amirite?
Though I'd bet there's at least one polycule out there with a registered Democrat woman and a bi dude with a grindr acct so, while homophobic it's also likely incorrect.
-
I dont see it as making fun of gay people, it's highlighting the hypocrisy that amongst the right, these men can't be happy about themselves being gay, and they must have beards to be accepted.
-
Exactly I like gays, I don't like self hating gays who try to hurt others.
-
Or they fear being ostracized from their family and friends for being themselves, but fuck them since they're afraid to come out and lose everyone they know or even be assaulted, right?
Rationalize it however you need to (lord knows those closeted republican gays do hahaha, yeah?) but tbh "haha gays" is still not the best punchline ever. Honestly at best it's hack. Got any good "haha trump look liek cheto" material on deck?
-
-
It's not homophobic. Nothing about this comment is critical of gay people. It is critical of conservatism making people live closeted lives where they have to marry people of the opposite sex all while actually desiring and secretly having gay relationships on the side instead of just being themselves. And they do that all while being hypocrites that vote and/or advocate against the rights of gay people and other marginalized groups.
-
Critical or not "gay" isn't necessarily the best punchline, it still insinuates there's something to mock about gayness, though I suppose your caveat is "only if it's closeted and repressed." They're still just as oppressed if not more than say someone who is openly gay and accepted by their family, and mocking them likely isn't going to convince them to come out, so idk if "it's ok because they're hypocrites" is actually the case. It seems to me these people are just as vulnerable as the rest of the gay population, repression and all, and might need more help because of all that.
But y'know don't let that spoil your good time, they probably have small wieners and are fat and gay and bald ha ha ha.
-
It'a got a real honophobic bent when you consider most of the people making these jokes are not queer folk, and doubly so when so many people fall over themselves to defend these jokes
would you tell a gay guy you don't know something like oh yeh hitler would have loved grindr? How about oh yeah trumps a (slur of your choice), look how camp he is, i bet he sucks off men in the oval office, thats why he's building a ball room, he loves balls?
literally dripping with contempt for queers
-
-
-
Harhar people I dont like are gay harhar
fuck i am tired of this joke, anyway the Republican party was historicaly more accepting to gay men in the 1960s, you know the party who talk about keeping the govt out of your life? The dems were full tilt on the lavender scare
vote socialist, read marx
-
This meme is not about disliking gay people at all.
-
Just because they talk about keeping the government out of your life doesn't mean they actually care about doing that. In fact, quite the opposite as the current administration exemplifies on a daily basis. Stop taking known liars at their word and the world starts making more sense.
-
This is your brain on pure theory
-
Sauce?
-
They're not wrong, exactly, but they are also not right. The Dems used to be the racist conservatives and the Reps the pro-civil liberty, desegregation party. The confusion is that around the mid to late 1960s, the Democratic and Replican parties had an ideological flip, largely over the civil rights movement. So since the early 70s, Reps have been the right leaning party, while Dems have been more left leaning.
People making cynical arguments about the history of each party pre-1970 being the responsibility of the current party members, or coloring their current politics, ignores this fact of the shift in ideologies. It fails to put the responsibility on the ideology itself. It's the same shit when Republicans claim that they're the "Party of a Lincoln" and deserve credit for ending Slavery, even while trying to disenfranchise black voters, end racial protections, roll back the civil rights movement, and blame violent crime on the entire race. Conservativism is the problem, no matter what the party name is/was.
-
-
Sexual competition pressures from children.
Fucking brutal lol
Probably not your intention, but your joke contributes to the sexualisation of kids imo
Highlighting the stated intentions of the president is not contributing. It’s satire
In the same way your critique of my joke does, sure. If you say so.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and if they don't look after it, it stinks.