Share your poops!
Share your poops!
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The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
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The obvious reason is they've had enough of your shit.
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Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?
Edit: How's this instead?
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Do not shit in the air like a god
Are there any other ways?
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I remember ratemypoo.com being open on like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
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Same, that shit was hilarious (pun intended).
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In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down...
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Super Doodie!
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“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
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Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
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We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
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Question: Can you share your poop's journey over international waters?
Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I'd type in my life, but here we are...
😂🤣💩
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Playing the game "the binding of Isaac" in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like "wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat's dead body last" or "hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave"
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Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
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Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
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Now with Smart Pipe integration
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Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that's one of the best ones for sure.
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This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.
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SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
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Reclaim your anus
Oh god
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I'm a fuckin weirdo I'd love to send my shit stats to my friends
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The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
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Thanks! I'm a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
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Shitter
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3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.
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Mood
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As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
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It's the hot new social media site, Shitter.
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Satire is dead this was 10 years ago...
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Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
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I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.
It always felt like it belonged there
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...more fruit?
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I'd love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
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Monkeys have achieved the impossible.
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What a literal shit show
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Gotta find something to use that poop cam on your smart toilet for, I guess
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I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I'm not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?