RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men
RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men
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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men
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Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.
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I'm terrified that this might actually be what he said.
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I recall a few Republican state legislators in at least one state proposing that veterans be given permission to marry girls under the age of marriage; I guess as a treat. (and sex between them would be "okay" because they're married. These same legislators want to ban divorce.)
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Since we know he doesn't mess with science/empirical data...how did he get that information?
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Put a picture of Trump under the pillow before you go to sleep. During the night, the supreme wisdom of Trump will be focused by the pillow and absorbed by your subconscious mind. In the morning, you’ll just know the correct answer.
Also works with university exams. No need to read any books as long as you have the photo of the relevant professor under your pillow.
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Hmmm, even if we allow for empirical scientific evidence, is there a non weird way he knows about the sperm count in the semen of adolescents? I hope he's making shit up because the alternative is a lot grosser
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It was on his Facebook group. Same way he gets all his information.
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Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children.
Let's practice some critical thinking. Join me!
Teens have half the sperm count of a senior citizen? I'd maybe believe they're equivalent? Maybe? He's getting this from dropping teen pregnancy rates.
Teens have half the testosterone of a senior citizen? Boolshit on it's face. So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens? Stronger bones too! Also, seniors have more zits. Are you teen boys even trying any more?!
Parents aren't having children. OK. I'll let the audience stew on that one a minute.
We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country...
True! Not so much a security threat as an economic threat, maybe the same difference? So what's the solution? Kick out the foreigners? Hey yo, Japan! How that working out?
Money says these idiots do what Russia did about their shrinking birth rates. National holiday to stay home and fuck for the Motherland! (Not even joking here.)
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Our replacement rate has been low for a long time, but our population has stayed relatively steady.... because of immigration.
Low replacement rate is only bad if you're racist/xenophobic. Otherwise there's usually (in a supposedly first-world country) an easy solution.
And if you think this is a dig on specifically the US, it isn't. Japan and South Korea are about to have insane difficulties with a very obvious and simple solution, and the US had that solution and are destroying it in favor of racism and xenophobia.
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I don't think immigration is bad, but if the "problem" of fertility below replacement is caused by the other problem of people who might otherwise want kids not being able to have them because of economic constraints, focusing on solving the first problem by importing competitive and ambitious skilled professionals seems at least kind of questionable.
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So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens?
I'm old. I'm definitely hairier. I'm also stronger than I was as a teen, though far weaker than I was as a young adult. I also weigh 50% more than I did as a teen, and some of that's extra muscle. So those points aren't really relevant.
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At 54 I got hair in weird places, but it doesn't come back in like it did. Demonstrated great-grandpa's WWI razor three weeks ago at a party. Forearm hair still bald. Shaved down lots into my 30s, hair rolled right back in. :)
I'm stronger than I was as a teen, but as a teen I didn't do much put pedal a bike. Was probably peak around late 20s to early 30s. I think strength is much up to the fact of our bodies automatic limiters. When we're at peak, our brain still thinks we can handle the same loads, and we can, and sometimes hurt ourselves. Does that make sense?
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I swear he's just such a no-good dirty lying bastard. Like I don't even have any words for him anymore. Whole world would be better off if that worm had finished the job.
The fact that the Kennedys lobotomized a young woman for no good reason and yet allowed this putrid pestilence to permeate our world. Shit.
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He’s the way he is because of how they treated Rose. He’s almost guaranteed to be ADHD, maybe ASD too. The psychologists at the time didn’t really recognize it until the 1960s, and that wouldn’t mean widespread acceptance of the idea. Before that they called it something else entirely, and the common use of drugs like Ritalin and Adderall for ADHD didn’t happen until the ‘80s even though they existed far earlier.
So this dude was shipped off to boarding schools because he’s a “problem child” and a Kennedy. He was uncontrollable in schools, couldn’t stick to anything, got kicked out of boarding schools, and the only reason any of the schools put up with his shit at all was because he was a Kennedy. Got into drugs because that can happen to untreated ADHD people and people who have f’d up home lives. All this was swept under the rug by the Kennedys because they didn’t want the press to get wind of another Kennedy with “mental problems” and a drug problem. So he went untreated and unhelped. The worst thing that could happen to him was that he was born a Kennedy.
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The brain worms didn't help either.
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Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children. Parents who want to have children do not have access. I have seven children. I feel that God has blessed me with that and I can’t imagine how different my life would be if I did not have that blessing.
RFK jr counting teenager sperm?
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our parents aren’t having children
If someone doesn't have children, they're... Not a parent.
Unless
youRFK means people with a child already, which makes no sense (and never did) except to religious nuts.People aren't cats to have litters of up to 6 kittens, and kids don't grow up in 6 months.
They need to be fed, clothed, medicated and educated for 18+ years!
P.S. If you dump your kids out on their 18th birthday, spoilers! You're a bad parent.
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Large farm-like families of 7-9 kids is actually an ideal for the right-wing, especially the farther fringes that are afraid of "Great Replacement Theory" (having more people of color than white folks in a society). The right-wing will go on about "Muslims having large families" because they're fundamentally afraid that their "pure white stock" will run out. None of these people should ever be parents.
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hes also a serial womanizer, slept with hundreds of woman and has a journal of sexual conquests and also to hurt her deceased wife drove her to suicide.
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Bro why are these freaks so obsessed with kids' penises? It's so fucking weird.
(this is a rhetorical question)
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This is so weird. This whole fertility thing is so weird. The Manosphere is so weird. I still remember seeing a bunch of near-divorce dad yelling "I am a Modern Day Knight!" like they were roleplaying a psuedo-KKK faction; So weird. The constant whining about childfree people is so weird. The restrictions on elective sterilization are so weird. This obsession with abortion and birth control is so weird. The endorsement of teen pregnancy is so weird. Is it wrong for teenagers to have low sperm counts? I never thought about this because thinking about teen boys' sperm is weird; and the people obsessed with teen boy sperm probably belong on a list. They're so weirddddddd.
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This whole fertility thing is so weird
The fertility thing comes across as so weird because its an actual problem that Republicans don't want to solve in any reasonable way because that will involve threatening their donor's bottom lines. Basically across all developed nations with easy access to birth control, education and modern mechanisms birth rates are falling and in many countries these rates are already well below replacement rate (2.1 children per couple, not percent like RFK Jr said)
The United States was consistently staying above replacement rate via immigration but I have a nasty feeling that isn't the case anymore
The reason replacement rate is so important is Capitalism really depends on growth companies gaining new customers. The stock market in particular relies on new wallets to spend money, homebuilders rely on new people to build homes for, and offices rely on new employees to hire. When populations start stagnating or worse shrinking, Capitalism really starts to fall apart as that causes an ongoing recession as fewer wallets in an economy means less money flowing through an economy. Less money moving through an economy means a smaller GDP which means the the economy ultimately shrinks. Bad economic conditions also lead to people feeling less certain about bringing a new baby into the world so the cycle tends to accelerate before the actual population decline can accelerate noticeably
The obvious solution is to decouple necessities of life from capitalism and significant state investment into improving existing infrastructure and planning for degrowth so that a long term recession and the effects of declining/re-balancing populations do not negatively impact the masses living through them. This is of course antithetical to capitalist and conservative goals, so as they realize this looming threat is upon them they're getting extremely weird about it and trying to find ways to get more families to have lots of babies to try to reverse the trend.
In short, these republican pundits are trying to have a serious conversation about what could be an extinction-level event for capitalism without cluing in the masses to the flaws of capitalism or the fact that its an entirely man-made crisis that doesn't actually involve any scarcity of the necessities of life
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Bingo; But they don't want that. The really ironic part is the USA population could still thrive as a nation of immigrants, even if birth decline was happening; But of course they don't want that, because the "Great Replacement Theory" platformed by the New Zealand shooter. They could at least make life less miserable for existing parents with social services; But they don't want that, because that's "Communism" (and their donors make a killing from killing us).
Living in the United States of America is like living as a dependent of a self-destructive parent who refuses to compromise, listen to any logic, or even do the bare minimum to sustain themself. Our infrastructure is literally crumbling around us and Dad's back to rambling about how "fluoride cuts off your connection to God". At least he's off the stims, I think.
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They’re so weirddddddd.
I prefer "they're so pathetic." It is way more accurate.
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Sexual anxiety, in all its forms, is a big part of the fascist formula. It ties into and reinforces the patriarchy stuff, the othering, the racism.
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They can't get it up with their wives because they're really not into women, and/or their wives aren't into their piglike Nazi husbands. But they can never admit that to themselves, so there has to be some external factor to blame.
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This week he's all about sperm.
Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464
And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt
This guy sure thinks a lot about other people's cocks.
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The entire conservative movement is about children's genitals and tax breaks for the rich
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While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course... and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.
Or maybe I didn't hear the full quote, I don't remember.
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sighs I want off of Mr. Bones' wild ride.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: we live in the dumbest timeline.
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Dumbest timeline so far.
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He’s probably mixing up sperm with testosterone level. Somehow the conversation of testosterone levels came up with a group of kids we work with. One of the young adults who is heavily into weight lifting knew his testosterone levels. The 65 year old man in our group had far higher levels. The reason? He nearly died from cancer and is now on hormone therapy. Apparently the levels are set quite high.
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Apparently a lot of older men are on supplements or prescriptions for testosterone. Any surprise they’re all so aggro?
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Perhaps that correlation with aggression is real, but medically-speaking giving older men T supplements is actually important. Low testosterone can cause and exasperate several conditions, including making bones less sturdy. As for the young gym bros and Men With Microphones... they're more of the issue.
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Yeah, it's probably a combination of anecdote, ignorant interpretation of that anecdote, and some grifter using that to make a buck selling a quack remedy. Also, like Trump, RFKJ just has a habit of chatting shit.
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He has proof, he and Trump and the rest have been able to get a lot of teenage girls pregnant. Release the Epstein files.
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"Senile government official spews nonsense in press conference"
... and the saddest part is that sentence is not specific enough, there are multiple options to choose from
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Removed by Moderator — Modlog
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He knows for a fact, since he checked it himself.
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They both taste very different, which he finds concerning
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Is that the anti-fluoride general from Dr Strangelove?
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Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper.
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I had to scroll too far down to see this 😂
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Why is he so concerned with young boy dick...sounds a little epsteinish.
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You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.
Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.
Still Epsteinish but not gay.
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He was checking them out at the airport last time, for signs of “mitochrondrial challenge”.
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Oh no, so what do you propose we do about it?
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His proposal is too let scumbags his age rape teen girls and force them to deliver the babies to help with declining birth rates.
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You know what?
He's less concerned probably about younger people's sperm counts and this is him bragging about his own.Like seriously, he only cares cause he views himself and his generation as the pinacle of manliness and is upset that people arent being like him. This is a narcissist's brag pretending to he concern. You see it all the time.
If he actually cared he would put effort into actually helping. He wants it to fix itself because he pointed out he has an issue with it and expects the world to bend to his whim. This is so much of that generation and with our politicians. They have their view they want the world to be first and look at how it actually is after if at all.
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How does he know? Tastes different.
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When an old man challenges you by saying "I have more sperm than you do" you should leave the room as quickly as possible.
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And how has he been studied it?
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Would someone please tell RFK Jr to stop jerking off teenagers?
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They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids.The public accepting Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.
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and conveniently also not addressing how low quality old man sperm is
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For sure probably way more of an autism risk than Tylenol
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someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls
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Just keep this guy away from teens...
Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he'll get confused and... who knows.
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Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.
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Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?
(The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)
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Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.
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Is he personally extracting said sperm?
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Why do you think his throat sounds like that?
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I honestly cannot stand to hear that man speak for more than a sentence.
His voice is a death rattle.
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heroin+WORMS+ untreated voice/box defect.
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Pretty sure he's operating on another level, he wonders through airports diagnosing kids and dreaming of their sperm.
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from dead animals?
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Can he also confirm the difference in taste?
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Let's all send sperm to the white house to contribute to the data collection. I'm willing to throw in some fresh Canadian sperm to help, and I'll use nudes of the US first lady to jerk off! Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
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Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
This dude likes to swim in raw sewage and eat roadkill. You think drowning in ball yogurt is going to break his stride?
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Let's assume there are 340million americans, half of whom have no penis and a fifth of whom are under 18. That leaves 4/10 or 136 million men. Lets say the ejaculate 5ml each, so that 200 men make a litre and 200 litres fill a bath, so 40000 men fill a bath. Easy. Swimming pool? 25mx10mx1.5m=3750 cubic metres or 3 750 000 000 000 litres. It'll take too long because each man needs to donate about 10000 litres, and I don't care how much jizz he's claiming the over 65s are making, they'll all have heart attacks if they try that.
We need a compromise of a hot tub sort of quantity. Say 2000 litres, (450 gallons or so in freedumb units) so we just need 400 000 men, well under 1% of potential donors. Very doable.
However, on a practical note, if a man took 10 seconds to make his donation to RFK's hot tub jizz bukkake drowning pool, and ten men can surround it at once, even with military timing, that's only 60 per minute, 3600 per hour, that's 111 hours or about 5 days and nights non stop jizzing at an absolute minimum. It's gonna go cold and stale, so whether it gunks up the nozzles or not, I think we owe it to RFK for him to go out comfy and we'd best leave the heat and bubbles on as he is gradually overwhelmed by spunk.
This has been a public information announcement. No guarantees are made as to accuracy or fitness for any purpose whatsoever.
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Our girls are hitting puberty six years early
Oh? What’s his supposed correct age for this?
I was taught in college that girls reach puberty earlier now than in prior centuries in part because they are exposed to light for more hours per day thanks to electrification, and puberty is in part triggered by an internal clock keeping track of how much light you’ve been exposed to in your lifetime.
Of course we leaned a lot of shit in college before the internet which turns out to be nonsense now. But I believe exposure to light is more important than we generally recognize. If you trace our evolution back to the beginning, you’ll find light sensitive cells far far earlier than anything involving actual vision.
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I learned something new today.
I also did hear that girls go through puberty sooner because girls now are fatter than they used to be due to a number of factors.
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Ya, my biology professor had a theory that it was because of estrogen being introduced to the water supply through birth control. After the pill was introduced breast size started increasing and girls started reaching puberty earlier. Makes sense.
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I always heard it was partly due to all the hormones we put in cows to keep them pregnant, and then we drink the milk.
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also increased nutrition.
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Girls are having puberty without the consent of their congressmen?!
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I would argue that since the internet we have learned a fair share of unadulterated garbage though let's be real
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It REALLY took a turn for the worse after someone showed Joe Rogan a microphone.
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For sure. It’s just hard to overstate how cut off we used to be from information back in the day. Your professor says something you think sounds suspect? Well, off to the library to find a book on a similar subject and HOPE you can find the answer you need within. That’s still an excellent way to get information and sometimes the best or only way for certain things. It just used to be the ONLY way for ANYTHING and I’m glad those days are behind us.
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Growth hormones in meat and dairy may also have had an effect, but I have nothing to back this up currently.
Let me know if it's completely incorrect.
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I looked in to it briefly, and it seems the growth hormones are a boogie man, but dairy consumption is still a factor in early menache.
Turns out kids that have too much dairy in their diet are often overweight, leading to early menache.
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The bigger driver of earlier age of menarche is percent body fat. For example, menarche was in the very early teens in ancient Rome, but it was mid-to-late teens in medieval Europe. The average medieval European girl was malnourished by modern standards. And now, along with better availability of calories, kids also go outside and play far less than they did a generation ago, so they're less active, hence fatter.
There's might also be something in the light-exposure hypothesis, except that age of menarche tends to still be lower nearer the equator than nearer the poles. Artificial lighting, if it were the cause, would have weakened that difference.
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RFK JR: "I've swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy"
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WHY IS HE COLLECTING TEENAGER'S SPERM?!
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Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine
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teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men
Ftfy
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I mean Gym Jordan was trying to fix this but....
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RFK Jr obsessed with teenage boy jizz. Just your average MAGA weirdo.
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8 men who can't get an erection without gender-affirming boner pills: Young boys have less virility the than 65yo men.
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Boner pills don't increase testosterone levels or change sperm count.
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Oh I'm sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn't matter to them right?
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It does matter to them - but only to their Narcissistic superiority.
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The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.
Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones's gay frogs rant.
Here's a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they're rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there's also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.
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I wonder if Cheryl Hines doesn't get invited to as many hollywood parties these days bc her husband is fucking the country
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shes someone of a nutty herself.
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Yeah after that thought popped into my head I went and looked up interviews and when she was talking to the people on the view, she was doing the whole "oh, well after some vaccines the babies can have their normal development change" shit. Sounds like she either always was or has hopped on the anti vax idiocy.
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Doesn't matter how this administration spins it, we aren't going to condone them fucking teenage girls.
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smh. What an absolute moron.
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MABA
Make
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Bukkake
A lot
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Sperm counts and testosterone have been dropping rapidly but I didn't think teens were now worse off than 65 YOs
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also 65yo are likely to have defective sperm more than teens.
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That's usually accounted for in counts
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Supposedly this is (of course) a lie/mischaracterization by RFK, that the study is comparing t/sperm levels of kids from the 70s with kids now, and so the kids from the 70s might have had higher levels but now they are in their 60s so...
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Ok Bob, I'll need you to successfully wank five times a day for a month.
Then we'll talk
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Is RFK Jr milking them? Why is this a talking point? Is this some slope into bringing back eugenics?
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Is RFK Jr milking them?
Given this admin and its total safe guard of the Epstein Files... Maybe.
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Worst timeline.
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and since RFK JR has been seen with EPSTEIN as well.
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Eugenics has been spreading mainstream since the New Zealand shooter platformed "Great Replacement Theory" (white-erasure conspiracy theory)
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That shit's been pushed all over Europe too, and quite a lot of the noise is coming from Russian troll farms and bots.
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Real big issue for the people who fuck kids.
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This com keeps peaking
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Great, the old dinosaurs are hoarding wealth, power, control over our future, and now to find out sperm as well…
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He also says it tastes funny.
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Thats because he's hanging around 65+ year old Republicans that steal semen from little kids.
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Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.
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Is he out there counting?
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I bet he can taste the difference.
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Are they saying that they want 65 year old men to impregnate teenagers? Island boys together strong.
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If that's the case, whats your big plan for dealing with microplastics, Robert
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He knows its not appropriate for him to know that yeah?
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Am I being dense here? I thought this was just medical info, not like... Anything weird or sexual (in a non-medical sense)?
I'm not saying he's correct, and I certainly loathe the brain-worm ridden freak, but saying it's "not appropriate" for the Secretary of Health to know if something concerning is happening with sperm count seems a bit hyperbolic.
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Because the 65 year old men are chugging testosterone?
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Bless you OP. I saw this in my feed and immediately had to see if it was here.
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How is he allowed to talk?
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The worm okayed this statement.
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How anyone can look at this man and believe anything he says is insane.
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I think if you can make people believe in magical beings and talking snakes, the sky is the limit.
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After his mum is done with them, maybe
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Because of micro plastics they won’t do any thing to stop.
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It seems like less, but this is the younger,concentrated version. This reduces transport cost and is greener for the planet. That's what the kids are doing now. Keep up grandpa.
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He says they are also stupider, uglier, and have worse cars!
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They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile affirming pseudoscience
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Tf are they sampling over there??
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I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!
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Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).
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Thenotnotnottheonion
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Knowing this administration, they know from person experience.
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Their building a defense for the Epstein stuff.
"We had to rape those kids because their peers couldn't get them pregnant!"
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yep, reduced 'precious bodily fluids'.
Actually RFK even looks a lot like the general from Dr Strangelove too. -
You can tell from how it's all over your face, Bobby? Does Donny's taste different from the young men you pay for?
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He's confirmed it himself
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Pedofile pseudo science
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Creepy….
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I was shooting massive ropes into the ceiling fan. Has that change in the last 20 years? Let us know in the comments below
Yeah, I'm not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???
checks job title
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES???? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???
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Oh. Right.
A worm is the culprit
The worm died of starvation.
The thing is, he made that story up to get out of being prosecuted for the crimes he did.
He’s a sperm counter.
It’s honest work counting those little wigglers.
I swear to god we have a used car salesman for a president and a snake oil huckster for secretary of health. It goes downhill from there. Everyone talks about fascism but the kakistocracy is fucking real.
hes also on roids.
And probably is getting kickbacks from roid-merchants.
It's not the world thankfully, just their corner of it.
Imagine if we were all run by people like that, I think WWIII would happen randomly on a weekly basis haha :-(