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Texas Schools Add Attack Drones To Protect Students

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  • ED-209: ILLEGAL THOUGHT DETECTED.
    ED-209: IMMEDIATELY STOP. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
    Teacher: You better stop thinking independently, Kinny.
    Kinny: stops singing Captain Planet themesong
    ED-209: YOU NOW HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
    ED-209: I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE.

  • This is ridiculous. Clearly the solution is for Elon Musk's Boring Company to build Hyperloops underneath each school, to allow students to escape quickly in their Teslas.

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