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ekZepp @lemmy.world

1mo ago

This meme keep evolving day by day.

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Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:
“All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”
- Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.
  
  You say tasteless I say dark humour
  
  All the furries in one plane should constitute as national security issue.
  
  only one downvote, huh. People are pretty cool around here
- This is demonstrably false. Correction:
  most of whom are furries
  
  Your right.
- All your internet traffic is likely going through at least one network administered by a furry. It seems like there's a much higher proportion of furries in network admin and cybersecurity jobs compared to IT/tech jobs in general.
  
  This just made me realize that the first time I heard the term "furry" was from the network guy I used to work with 20 some years ago .
  
  it's the 'tism.
- A giant hand holding everything and the hand is furry
- I'm pretty sure there are some bronies in this group too. Or are they considered as a subset?
  Hope my wording and question doesn't offend anyone.
  
  Subset.
- "Step 1: befriend furries to establish interim Intranet once modern communication infrastructure collapses."

I love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can't stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.
- Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche...
  C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.
- I think it's Russian uninsured ships "accidentally" dragging anchors across major fibre optic links rather than sharks chewing them

Glad I remain the cutest point of failure!
- They're disconnecting like rabbits!
- woof, I know what's for dinner

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident
- Wow! I’m quite annoyed that it was fixed by restoring the previous package while the author had explicitly deleted it. That seems contrary to the laymen interpretation of code ownership
- npm is a bunch of cucks. Folded to the lawyer threats immediately but ignored the authors wish to remove his work off platform, and made sure it's no longer possible?
  I have to remember never to use them to share my code. God bless I'm not a node dev.
- Wtf.
  
  I love how the NPM CEO gave him the tool/command to remove all his work from the platform. What a dummy.
  I also support the idea that he should be allowed to remove his work. It should have been republished according to the license. With a forked new name. IMO. But I know what a nightmare that would be.

- The fish yern for the nuclear waste
  
  Nuclear taste, yummy!
- Hey, you put an additional arrow at the wrong threaded thing, now it can do its job!

- wow, what did you use for this simulation ?
  
  only the finest tool, algodoo

And it always flips aws/cloudflare with the unpaid open source devs. In reality the former keeps failing while the latter doesnt.
- Aws/Clousdfare are both large, pentagonal blocks that span through all the width.
  
  That makes no sense. It’s a chart of what stuff is built on. Cloudflare isnt built on aws, and same for AWS though AWS does have services that use Cloudflare. They’re distinct and should not be stacked.

It looks like the AI screw jack is reverse threaded which wouldn't be obvious until you begin turning it... and that actually isn't a bad metaphor for today's AI.

This implies removing the unpaid opensource developers balances out The AI in short term and idk how to feel ahout that.
- Nah, the angle would be too aggressive - unless the boards have an extremely high friction coefficient, they would slide off to the right (along with anything on top of them).

"Whatever Microsoft is doing" hilarious!. Microsoft is such a total removed company. Unfortunately Google turned evil too. Any for profit company can turn evil. I'm never going to place full trust in anything that is not 100% fully open source.
- Any for profit company can turn evil.
  Any for profit company ~~can~~ will turn evil. Fixed this for you.
  
  Thanks. I was going for that. I work for a small company and I still think a small for profit is also evil.

The shark got me so good. Just... "om."

You know, it's like, I look at an old time clock, or a mechanical cog, or something. And I think, if I were to throw a bug in there, at the right time at the right moment, at the wrong gear...
Next week on my podcast: Jenga!

It’s missing the latent bug.
- What's a latent bug
  
  not much what's latent bug with you
  
  A software bug that's not yet found.
  
  https://lemmy.world/post/39000339
  
  It’s snoozing.

What's up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.
- What's up with the Rust hate?
  The Rust community keeps trying to rewrite key pieces of Linux that aren't broken.
  They probably have the right idea, in the long run, but it's still fun to give them a hard time about it.
  
  I think the real issue isn't the rewrites, it's the fact that Ubuntu started using the new Rust coreutils even though they weren't ready for production yet. uutils hasn't even reached version 1.0 yet, and still fails some compatibility tests.
- Mostly the circlejerk about how memory safety magically fixes all security holes for me
- Having just taken cloud flare out? ...no

Jesus fuck, can we give this poor abused xkcd a rest?
- There's no stopping this now. Just ride it out.
- It’s also wrong. Cloudflare isn’t built on AWS.

We must go deeper!
- The radioactive walmart shrimp ate the cookies for fish. An entire other stack chart can start next to this for food chains, or whole eco systems. Or stack enough charts to show how humans can collapse an entire galaxy. Deepest.

Oracle needs to be covered in glue.

MOAR

What is the meaning of the white fish ?
- He's swimming past an undersea fiber optic cable.
  
  It’s eating the cable
- Shark gnawing a internet cable.

Skill issue, git guud (MAJOR /s ... mostly)

the C and fiber layers should be swapped, fragility-wise
- Found the Rust programmer

mfw me running a tor node for my russian buddies to spin up torrenting site out of my mom basement in the alps.

The whole internet thing but no mention of Google?

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