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  • I worked in a produce department for a bit and the lettuce definitely had dirt and the occasional bug in it before we trimmed and rinsed it

  • From now on I'm calling seltzer water spoiled water

  • When you go over to a baker's house and he "glazes" your "donut"

  • English is becoming polysynthetic and I am here for it

  • If it's hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O'Brien is mad at the Cardassians

  • N-O-B-O-D-Y...

    Wait, that's not how you spell "never"

  • How are you supposed to be upfront about something like that without coming off as rude?

  • Which uniform is that on the right?

  • Number nine?

  • O shit waddup

  • Bobby has created the opposite of art

  • Whenever the sadness kicks in I just replay the meal highlights in my head lol

  • 🇬🇧 fantasy
    🇮🇹 fantasia
    🇫🇷 fantaisie
    🇨🇿 fantazie
    🇸🇰 fantazia
    🇷🇺 фантазия
    🇩🇪 FANTASIE

  • Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

  • But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

  • One of my greatest fears is that there is a fourth dimension of space where they are watching us, only inches away. Waiting.

  • It is nearly Friday, my dudes.