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xkbx

@ xkbx @startrek.website

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  • Slash ess

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  • I am a stuttering serpent /s /s /s /s /s /s

  • Sound of silence

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  • Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.

  • Femality is stored in the nipples

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  • I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

  • Unaltered photo I received today

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  • that burrito doing the lord’s work

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    me dragging a single compliement in my memory for months

  • playing innocent just makes things more fun💖

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  • that’s sooooo sagittarius ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

  • playing innocent just makes things more fun💖

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  • okay so i am introverted but not hot so i thought i couldnt relate. but i am fairly tattooed, and since i am a fat guy, i tend to wear shorts and t shirts a lot. having people stare at the exposed parts of my body makes me both uncomfortably self-conscious and inflates my ego. is this what hot people feel like?

  • How not to advertise 101!

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  • they don’t care about you or what you think. The whole point is to get you familiar with the product. Familiarity drives shopping. You’re not gonna remember 6 months ago when that detergent ad ruined your 3rd blindfolded Dark Souls 3 run with a taser for a controller, but tide WILL feel familiar, and therefore a safe option. People love to feel like they’re that one wolf among sheep when they get annoyed by an ad, but in the end the rich corps still win.

    but on a positive note I love the memes you’ve posted

  • 📡📡📡

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  • i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

    recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

    that slutty-ass cube

  • Thoughtless violence

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  • the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour

  • Soup!

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  • Reminds me of that time my neighbour told me the mailman was fucking my wife, and I was like “hey, I’m jerkin’ here!”

  • no bra summer this year💖

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  • ouh boy popcorn time again

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Dun-dun-dun-dun

  • People who don't check their phones are red flag rule! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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  • “I don’t see what that has to do with my involvement in operation Paperclip”

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    WAAAAAGGHH

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    i'll have what she's having

  • give me ur rss rules

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  • My four rss rules:

    1. No erting rss on communrl sprces
    2. Wrsh it regulrrly
    3. rsk for permission
    4. everyone trkes it rt their own prce

  • Anon is a wagon.

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  • When the wagon gets fixed, do you gain sensation in the new part that’s been replaced?

  • sorry, I have to see for myself😩

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  • thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people

    they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs

  • thanks for the current fling, dad🫶

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  • Or older

    I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.

    That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.

  • scrule the oppressors

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  • It’s ppressprs, idiot

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Wake up paper-pilled sheeple

  • Mozart and his wolves

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  • 11 out of 12 wolves disagree

  • It's a very satisfyingly clicky button, that's why.

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  • labelling a button “do not push” is about as effective as screaming “don’t look at me”

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Orski borski shippy sinky

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    I heard we bee posting now

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Woe is me rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    muscle memory

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    xkbx @startrek.website

    oppressed in my own home

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DID YOU SICK DUCK rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    No, it's not my time yet Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    I can't even tell what's Rule anymore

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Rule you can still Pull like you aren't fat and old but mental illness presides over you anyway

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    The fear is rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Rulers gonna rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Rule: sometimes dead things should stay dead

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    Grulefith

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    I am compelled by rules you cannot comprehend