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xkbx

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  • Bart's turnout is over 9000

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  • There’s a blessed, graceful quality to this meme I just can’t quite put my finger on…

    Oh setsneedtofeed, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

  • i said what i said

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  • a boon for some, a bane to others

  • dies

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  • who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this

    his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina

  • just trying to keep up with the new lemmy trend of being really horny

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  • Horny in a twisted way

  • My vagina

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  • got a two-fer, eh?

  • Fish

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  • i enjoy the cropping on this meme

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    Don't waste my time by being a F(rule)

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  • I mean I can’t because I’m Canadian but I too crave ranked voting

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    Don't waste my time by being a F(rule)

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  • No, you see, bombing brown children and preventing things from getting better is the same and bombing brown children and making things worse!!

  • what has the world come to 😔

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  • what are you gonna do about it? Hold me down? Hold me down with your girly hands!? Hold me down and feed me a constant stream of thick, hard cocks!?!? I dare you to even TRY

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    words can't express how much i love the bush + happy trail combo

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  • I have to go for the clippers and do a fade or else it just looks like Snuffleupagus dunked his head into a bucket of nair

  • Thoughts and prayers

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  • NOTALITY

  • moldy 😔

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  • I believe this map the key to surviving the 2029 water wars

  • 'They Stopped Making Those Requests' — Alice: Madness Returns Director American McGee Got Creative After EA Asked to 'Make Things More Sexy' [he "pasted dildos" on the head of a giant snail]

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  • Pasting dildos on top of snails? Aye, a good round of fun, but rather cruel for the little critters

  • If they're wet farts would the suit eventually start to rust?

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  • Not if you bathed beforehand

  • got denied during a threesome😩they said this is a strict limit

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  • im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies

  • It's one path to power, I suppose

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  • that would suck

  • got denied during a threesome😩they said this is a strict limit

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  • Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc

    I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting off to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)

  • No, it's not my time yet Rule

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  • nor any less

    edit: WHICH IS STILL ZERO

  • when my ex's dad told him this, this is unironically what i thought about

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  • “Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

    claps cheeks