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xkbx

@ xkbx @startrek.website

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  • Nice

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  • LOUDER FOR THOSE IN MY ASS

  • Figure rule out

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  • Hey, if that’s what shit wanted to call shitself, who am I to deny shim?

  • Rulers don't rule

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  • oh, what are you gonna do about it? are you gonna put me in my place? are you gonna slap me? slap me while I’m absolutely lathered with peanut butter with your jelly-smeared hands?

  • behold 🪿

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  • Like wood?

  • Well damn. Glad he's dead.

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  • so two wrongs make a right when two wrongs make two wrongs?

  • TIL The location of the G-spot is typically reported as being about 50 to 80 mm (2.0 to 3.1 in) inside the vagina, on the front wall

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  • I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer's

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    The mistake was believing they actually cared about things like dignity

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  • i was speaking more geopolitically

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    The mistake was believing they actually cared about things like dignity

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  • I’m gonna say 1500s onward tbh

  • Whatever those lyrics are

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  • the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

  • doomscroll while you still can

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  • fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

    continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

  • Husbands🩷

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  • what if i want money more

  • Another one…

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  • I still believe that I cannot be saved

  • poverty is a choice

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  • ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

  • The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sex

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  • im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

  • The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sex

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  • how babby formed

    how girl get pregant

  • It's been almost a decade and it still feels like I'm committing a crime

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  • Riding ‘round the airplane

    With a pocket full of weed

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    me irl

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  • hey baby how low are your standards (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

  • Wet Ears Diagnostic Rule

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  • But will it affect my memory? And how long do I have left?

  • Stunning rebuke of fascism rule

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  • they should ask RATM again I’m sure they’ll say yes, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just make sure to ask publicly

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    R Ronah Ruleson

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Strength through Ruleffuring

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    hallelujah it's ruling mascs

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Transformers, Rulebots in disguise

  • Steam Hardware @sopuli.xyz
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    Help

    Buying Steam Deck locally vs internationally

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Based off of rule-life interactions with web-life

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    xkbx @startrek.website

    🗿rule🗿

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Behold, the second oldest meme in my camerule roll

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering

    montreal.ctvnews.ca /montreal-shopping-mall-playing-baby-shark-song-to-prevent-unhoused-from-loitering-1.7127024