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resipsaloquitur

@ resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

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  • Tinder takes action against AI profiles by making users scan eyes for “proof of humanity”

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  • Um, Yeah

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  • God, what fucking idiots.

  • ‘In two years, nobody will care’ if actors are AI or not, predicts La Haine director

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  • Directors must be salivating at the idea of actors who never say “I’m cold” or “that’s dangerous” or “you’re a hack.”

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    Never let 'em see you sweat

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  • What’s the charge? Enjoying a succulent blunt?

  • Deluxe poppy seed cake

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  • Technically correct.

    The good news is you’ll pass your upcoming drug test.

  • What tv show has the best theme song?

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  • Zankoku na tenshi no you ni…

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    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • He can debate me in New Amsterdam.

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    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • But what if I have a date in Constantinople?

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    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • And the Etruscan’ts.

  • Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar”

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  • It can't run a vending machine but we're going to let it make life-or-death decisions.

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    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • Donald doesn't understand what he can and can't do as president. But I can't say that's worked out particularly well.

    I don't mind the out-of-the-box thinking, though.

    Counter-proposal: good, smart people run as candidates. For both parties. It can only good happen!

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    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • And the Etruscans.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Ice block stalls hundreds of Everest climbers at base camp

    www.theguardian.com /world/2026/apr/24/ice-block-mount-everest-base-camp-nepal
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Taliban govt says Afghans in Qatar can return 'with full confidence'

    www.rfi.fr /en/middle-east/20260425-taliban-govt-says-afghans-in-qatar-can-return-with-full-confidence
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    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • It's nobody's business but the Turks'.

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    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • I like the idea — if we are going to undo things, do it 100%. Go back to a pagan worship site.

  • Palantir employees are talking about company's "descent into fascism"

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  • Less of a descent. More of an ascent mimicking a conspicuously stiff-armed wave.

    Und And we will put rockets HERE, and THERE and one full of (the good kind of) Afrikkkaners HERE!

  • Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships

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  • Calling it "childish" is too generous. Children aren't this stupid.

  • Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships

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  • One for each felony Donald has been convicted of.

  • Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar”

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  • They stop and can't move again with a cone on the hood.

    Do with that information what you will.

  • Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar”

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  • I walk my dog with a pocket full of rocks to throw at cars.

    Can’t afford bricks. There’s a war on.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar”

    road.cc /news/driverless-taxis-veering-into-cycle-lanes-normal-practice-says-waymo
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Britain should seek to rejoin EU, says civil servant who led Brexit department

    www.theguardian.com /politics/2026/apr/24/britain-should-rejoin-eu-philip-rycroft
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Tinder takes action against AI profiles by making users scan eyes for “proof of humanity”

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/tinder-takes-action-against-ai-profiles-by-making-users-scan-eyes-for-proof-of-humanity-3356111/
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    US special forces soldier arrested over Polymarket bet on Maduro abduction he helped plan

    thecradle.co /articles-id/37324
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    Democrats Are Pissed Another One of Their Own Has Died in Congress

    newrepublic.com /post/209416/democrats-pissed-david-scott-dies-congress
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2026/apr/23/trump-claims-us-has-total-control-over-strait-of-hormuz-as-iran-seizes-two-container-ships
  • News @lemmy.world
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    A Palestinian School Day Ended With Israeli Settlers’ Gunfire. A Boy Was Killed, Just as His Father Was 7 Years Ago

    zeteo.com /p/israeli-settler-attack-palestinian-school-witnesses-mughayyir
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    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Salmon exposed to cocaine swim further: Study

    www.straitstimes.com /asia/australianz/salmon-exposed-to-cocaine-swim-further-study
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
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    Magnificent irony as Meta staff unhappy about running surveillance software on work PCs

    www.theregister.com /2026/04/22/meta_employee_surveillance_software/
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    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Up to 8 Million Bees Are Living in an Underground Network Beneath This Cemetery

    www.discovermagazine.com /up-to-8-million-bees-are-living-in-an-underground-network-beneath-this-cemetery-48977
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    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Woman forgets 20 tarantulas on German train

    dpa-international.com /general-news/urn:newsml:dpa.com:20090101:260417-99-154779/
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    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    3 Southern California residents sentenced in bear suit insurance fraud scheme

    abc7.com /post/3-southern-california-residents-sentenced-bear-suit-insurance-fraud-scheme/18907444/
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    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Nike Pulls "Walkers Tolerated" Sign From Boston Store After Runners Push Back

    marathonhandbook.com /nike-pulls-walkers-tolerated-sign-from-boston-store-after-runners-push-back/
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    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Trump denies involvement in Orbán’s failed re-election bid, despite his involvement

    www.ms.now /rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-denies-involvement-in-orbans-failed-re-election-bid-despite-his-involvement
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    resipsaloquitur @lemmy.cafe

    Report: FIFA Plans To Ask Peace Prize Winner If He Would Maybe Consider Pausing Domestic Terrorism Program For One Month

    defector.com /report-fifa-plans-to-ask-peace-prize-winner-if-he-would-maybe-consider-pausing-domestic-terrorism-program-for-one-month