meme_historian @ meme_historian @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Just to be fair though: ingesting Teflon residue from the pan isn't the problem, it's the chemicals needed in the production process to get the Teflon onto the pan, leaching out from the factories into the environment.

From what I've gathered: peanuts. Leave peanuts for them (the natural kind with shell) and hang around at a safe distance.

Slowly decrease the "safe distance" over the span of a few weeks until they've come to trust you and eat peanuts when you're close to them.

Then they'll associate you with food and will anticipate it and flock around you when you're near them. Easy right? 😅

There's this guy from Vienna on Mastodon that has completely mastered the art of having crow friends: https://mastodon.wurzelmann.at/@wurzelmann/114500893679675985

They just follow him around on his commute 😍

"how can you not?? All the info's right fucking there! Maybe y'all should stop spending your time online cultivating para-social relationships with human billboards slowly rotting away your brain, and start using the fucking thing as it was intended!"

...sigh. I'm tired of being the weird one for knowing having read about things 😅

Become a murder

FCC commissioner writes op-ed titled: "Fuck me daddy 🥵"

Oooh a shiny surveillance present for Dear Leader ✨🤗 From one authoritarian asshole to another

May the warm light of knowledge shine upon you https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cuckstoel

Huh...since I've seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

For real. I'm not risking losing thousands of Euros on flights because some CBP asshole on a power trip denies me entry. Not to mention the very real possibility to be held at some kind of detention facility

I...is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

Good.

At this point just start pelting any unmarked Fed looking van with rocks

disruption 🤌

"stolen" is such an exaggerated misrepresentation...news organizations should really do better. When you steal something from someone, the owner loses access to it. She just liberated public research.

He's lubing that egg hole

Honestly seems like y'all could use some development aid...

I will only refer to him as "The inseminator" from now on

Fine, but then also get rid of the DMCA

Mmmmmh steak...