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  • Also if you don't remember you wrote it in your notes app, how will you remember to look at the notes in time 🙈

  • You'll see it in a moment of clarity, 2 weeks later when you walk past the whiteboard you bought a few months ago to "finally get your shit together"

  • Last time far right Israelis made comments like this about a peace process, a month later an extremist shot their prime minister and ended all hope for the Oslo accords.

    Among the people spewing hateful rhetoric back then? A certain B. Netanyahu

  • Ahem...ackchually

  • It's a race condition that doesn't get triggered when you run the program through a debugger or with copious amounts of debug log output 💀

  • They recently lost one of their top talent for effective online propaganda.

    Wouldn't be surprised if they needed strategic assistance to help further rot the minds of germans.

  • The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!

  • I doubt that a server would be an attractive target for common thieves. It's heavy, bulky and not immediately clear how well it would resell and how valuable it actually is. So yeah... Just have plenty of other more stealable things lying around I guess 😄

  • And some poor lady called Aunt Teefa

  • It's okay guys, I paid the bribe

  • Insert i am the senate meme

  • Insolent human taunting our gracious AI overlords with images of his puny appendage stuck in a cage.

    May the Basilisk have mercy on his soul

  • [..] are planning to present photographic and scientific evidence to a US court to prove Mrs Macron is a woman.

    Am I reading this correctly? The French first lady will submit images of her vulva as court evidence to win a feud with an annoying Internet person?

    Interesting times we're living in

  • Even when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms.

    Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there's pissoirs outside.

    You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.

  • 404 page's on point tho 😂😂

  • Hahahahaha yeah you cry baby fuck, hang a big "no internet meanies" sign at the airports as well 😂😂

  • Plus they are Etsy witches after all...

    "Curse for long thumbs"*

    *ymmv

  • Sooo apparently witchcraft might be real 🧿

    Either that, or Jezebel accidentally found a group of assassins operating on the clear web cause TOR's too fucking slow 😄

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    When not even the meds allow you to will your brain into doing work 💀

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    POV: How it's going after deciding to start dieting 5 days ago and every ounce of executive function has been going into NOT eating the thing that will put dopamine in my brain 🙃

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    We poisoned the whole planet so our eggs wouldn't stick to the pan 🙃

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Conclave has started! Or as I like to call it...

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Angry ComSci Prof. noises

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Happy anniversary

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Glancing at my 1.5GB screenshots folder