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  • The fed's 2026 stress test is for a 58% equity crash in 2026, and a 10 percent unemployment rate in the third quarter of 2027

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  • Sweet, after sitting in the passenger seat for the 2008 meltdown as a teenager, let's see how it feels to steer through the next one myself 🫡

  • She was up over a year.

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  • Just wear rubber boots and gloves and leave the electricity on

  • hmm

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  • Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships

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  • The Iranian navy, having been defeated and completely destroyed for the 7th time since the beginning of the war, successfully mined the strait of Hormuz and seized two international trading vessels.

    Keep going Donny, 8th time's the charm

  • Judge tosses Kash Patel's defamation suit against former MSNBC contributor

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  • I'm excited to see what discovery in his defamation suit against The Atlantic will reveal about his conduct (should it go to trial).

    This asshat is out there trying to bully media outlets into silence, probably not realizing the hilarious backfire waiting for him when one of them calls his bluff and lets a court verify their allegations 😄

  • Judge tosses Kash Patel's defamation suit against former MSNBC contributor

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  • J. Edgar Boozer of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication everyone!

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    Are You Ready to Upgrade Your Skills with an Agentic AI Engineering Course with Certificate?

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  • Eat shit, clanker boy

  • Innovation

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  • Just what I need in my life! MORE easily accessible screens to help fuck up my brain chemistry

  • I knew this all seemed a bit fishy

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  • Turns out if you don't believe in aerosols they can't harm you. Wish we had known that during covid

  • Atlassian Will Collect Jira and Confluence Data by Default to Train AI Models

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  • Good thing they forced everyone into their cloud service and EoL'd on-prem installs so they now have a nice captive user base to abuse 🙃

  • I knew this all seemed a bit fishy

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  • That's in the morning before hair & make-up have done their best to make him presentable

  • Kash Patel threatens to sue over ‘false’ bombshell report detailing claims of ‘excessive drinking’ and other concerning conduct

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  • Well then shut up and sue removed

  • ‘Get Rid of MAHA’: Trump Alliance Cracks as Climate Denialists Turn on RFK Jr.’s Movement

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  • And here I was thinking for a second that MAHA got too fucking removed even for Trump crowd standards.

    But noooo it's just the fossil fuel propaganda apparatus getting ready to shoot them down because in a rare lucid moment they're pushing for environmental regulations on toxic chemicals and plastics.

    The US is so fucking cooked man 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • Trump apparently thinks soda kills cancer cells because ‘it kills grass’

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  • You're right. He was stupid but not a malicious ass clown

  • Trump apparently thinks soda kills cancer cells because ‘it kills grass’

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  • So just inches away from Idiocracy plot, yes?

  • Ukraine said it captured a Russian position using only ground robots and drones, no infantry, for the first time

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  • What a time to be alive, male and between 18 and 50 🫡🫠

  • Courage

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  • Poor sod seems to lack the courage to sneak into a cargo hold

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    How do I ACTUALLY get hired by the USPS?

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  • To play a bit more to the "boring dystopia" theme:

    You probably won't be able to as long as Trump and his jolly crew of anarcho-capitalist shit lickers are in power.

    They want to kill the USPS or rather make it a) either directly controlled by them so they can fuck around with mail ballots; and/or b) privatize it to extract more wealth for aforementioned shit lickers.

    Since USPS currently is pretty well liked in the general population, a viable game plan would be to first freeze or significantly hinder hiring processes so open positions remain vacant and service is ultimately degraded, raising frustration about USPS in the general population and justifying a takeover to rectify the apparent shit show.

  • Trump threatens Strait of Hormuz blockade after US-Iran ceasefire talks end without agreement

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  • From "OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT OR WE'LL BOMB YOU TO THE STONE-AGE" to "lol no, now I'll block the strait" 🤪🤡

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    Shiptoast

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  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When not even the meds allow you to will your brain into doing work 💀

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
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    We poisoned the whole planet so our eggs wouldn't stick to the pan 🙃

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Glancing at my 1.5GB screenshots folder