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klemptor

@ klemptor @startrek.website

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ugly bag of mostly water

don't keep sweatin' what I do 'cause I'm gonna be just fine

  • An appreciation of past accomplishments

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  • I'm really sorry your GRS coverage was denied, that awful. But this gratitude/accomplishment list is awesome - it sounds like you've come so far and I'm really happy for you :)

  • Education matters!

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  • Only 2? I only got one, which was part of lunch. How many is normal?

  • ‘Hey, Fascist! Catch!’ Utah Governor Reveals What Charlie Kirk Shooter Engraved On Bullet Casings

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  • And it was always "three Hail Marys and a Glory Be" and you're golden. What a weird ritual.

  • ‘Hey, Fascist! Catch!’ Utah Governor Reveals What Charlie Kirk Shooter Engraved On Bullet Casings

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  • Not the dude in the Bible, because the things he's supposed to have done are impossible. So probably there was some dude that did or said some things and then got a bunch of folklore attached to him. A certain amount of the jesus story comes from contemporaneous myths - IIRC, a virgin birth was a common one.

  • I know what I'm [ruling] about

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  • bang bang, shoot shoot

  • Education matters!

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  • I feel like there are a lot of teachers that have no business teaching.

  • The violent left!

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  • It's a tie tack, that's a normal thing. But it being a gun is tacky as all getout.

  • It's just rude really.

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  • The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it's over, you've got a decade until your next one.

  • Education matters!

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  • Shallow cut. Everyone knows Dr. Shoe.

  • Education matters!

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  • I'm sorry, your teachers would really send a note home if your pencil was insufficiently sharp, rather than just telling you to sharpen it? Jesus christ.

  • Education matters!

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  • My mother wanted all As. I think I broke her when I flunked gym class.

  • Grok says Charlie Kirk shot is a meme video

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  • OK, it was is exact moment that I actually fully believed this is a simulation with the 'surreal' parameter maxed out.

  • Calling BS. Pics Or It Didn't Happen

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  • Not a .196?

  • My cat passed away recently

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  • I'm sorry for your loss 🤍

  • What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?

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  • I bow down to your superior Cheetoing methods.

  • Many of the younger generations of folks don't know what it's like to watch TV series out of order by virtue of channel surfing on live TV and grabbing random episodes here and there

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  • Welp there goes my evening

  • RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings.

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  • Aw man what'd I miss?

  • Horseman

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  • When the catcomes around

  • What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?

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  • May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?