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ugly bag of mostly water

don't keep sweatin' what I do 'cause I'm gonna be just fine

  • The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don't know if that makes sense for this post because I don't understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that's what OP meant with "ex-urban"?

  • Sure. Let's also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. 'Terrorist organization' is a useless term now.

    And remember:

  • A greyhound 🤍

  • What up Dan Quayle

  • Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍

  • Awww Sandy 🤍

  • I never thought I'd see the day where I agree with Fucker Carlson. Jesus.

  • Me_irl

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  • Saaaame

  • I booped all the greyhound snooooots 😍

  • I try to avoid going out at annoying times - e.g., rush hour, school zones, restaurants on a Friday or Saturday night. That helps a lot.

  • They don't make mustaches like that anymore.

    I was always more partial to Tom Selleck.

  • Local government is great but we're a pretty small township.

    National government is fucked and can go fuck itself. Packed full of incompetent morons, sycophants, opportunists, grifters, and brainworms, and riddled with hate - racism, homophobia, misogyny, transphobia, ableism, etc. It's a smorgasbord of vile shitheads who never should've gotten anywhere near this much power.

  • Terrifyin'!

  • Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We're characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.

    I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that's exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term 'millennial' and I don't identify with it at all, though technically I'm on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.

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  • You want lip too is the worst.

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  • When your brow waxer is implying you've got a lady stache, and asking if you want her to wax that too.

  • Awww greyhound snoot 😍

  • And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.