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ZeffSyde

@ ZeffSyde @lemmy.world

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  • Once I said to my therapist "I'm sure you hear this kind of thing all the time", and she said "No, this is like top 5".

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  • I, personally, would ruin this method. I usually end up massaging my therapists and there really isn't a slot to explain that on the insurance forms.

  • 2.06 meters tall volleyball player Anna Smrek (1.60m man next to her for scale)

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  • Why not both?

  • Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima

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  • 2.06 meters tall volleyball player Anna Smrek (1.60m man next to her for scale)

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  • You forgot to factor in the hollow earth Mole Women. Or are they not considered 'people' now?

  • What's some really unpopular opinion you have?

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  • To muddy things, asexual (Ace) may still be attracted to one, none, or more than the above listed subsets: they just might have no interest in sexual Congress with them.

  • 2.06 meters tall volleyball player Anna Smrek (1.60m man next to her for scale)

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  • We need more humanitarians on the ground like you, selflessly distributing punctuation in war-torn regions.

  • 2.06 meters tall volleyball player Anna Smrek (1.60m man next to her for scale)

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  • I'm not disagreeing with you but try using a period now and again they don't cost any money

  • 2.06 meters tall volleyball player Anna Smrek (1.60m man next to her for scale)

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  • It's one point something kliks.

  • Back in my day selfies

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  • I think that T9 was faster and more accurate than swipe typing on a touch screen, that could just be me, though.

  • South Park Eviscerates Donald Trump After Paramount Gives Them $1.5B

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  • I would be happy with defenestration.

  • rule

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  • I'll be cold and dead in my grave before I let AI scrapers cite me as a source.

  • rule

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  • This true crime podcast is brought to you by Clorox! Out, damn spot!

  • rule

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  • One happens to a cute white woman, the other happens to everyone else. Same thing for kidnapping.

  • Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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  • I got tagged and fined by one of these last week.

    Shake it once, you're fine.

    Shake it twice you're ok.

    Shake it three times...

  • Raising kids nowadays

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  • I don't have a child, but, were I cursed with one, I would abandon them in the Z drawer of the card file and let them sort life out, just like my sperm donor did to me.

    Dewey Decimal or death.

  • So proud!

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  • I think the insulting part of mansplaining is the assumptive nature of it.

    This can all be avoided by a soft check before explaining something, rather than assuming a boy/girl/chimp wouldn't know the first thing about welding/cooking/crochet/throwing feces.

    Whenever I have the urge to info dump about a topic I'll probe with a, 'You may very well know more about this than I, please let me know before it becomes tiresome.' 10 out of 10 it works, and usually both of us learn something.

  • So proud!

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  • I'm really nerding out on synthesisers right now, and 99 percent sure she doesn't know what after-touch means, or why I'm excited that I picked up a late 90s synth with a good keybed and full midi.

    My lady friend doesn't own anything that looks like a keyboard, so I'll apologize for the over explanation, then proceed to explain why I'm so stoked.

    Essentially, I got, 'I'm glad that makes you happy!' Which I know means shit up and move on.

    If she wants to know more about modular synthesis or rompers, I'm sure she would ask. I wouldn't force an explanation on anybody.

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  • You can just jam a potato over the barrel for pennies.

  • See their point

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  • Just make sure you don't do a little crystal meth. It'll lift you up until you break.